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NERF @ PAX '06 [Please Read]

flatrabbitflatrabbit King of ToastThat place, over there.Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in PAX Archive
This is a friendly note to all those planning on bringing your Nerf arsenals to PAX this year, we have been asked by MBC staff to keep it off their premises. This is a complete ban. Don't even bring them into the event.

Now with this info we would also like to remind you that this ban will also include the PAX satellite location at the Red Lion.

Remember that your actions will determine how well we are received at other venues and hotels. If word gets around that our people don't give a damn about the rules then it's going to be a pain to continue to grow.

Thanks for your time.

Note: if someone could sticky this I'd be eternally grateful.

--"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2006
    fuck

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Meh.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2006
    Done and done.

    Doc on
  • ctishmanctishman Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Who wants to go in on a group Airsoft buy? :twisted:


    Edit: Just to clarify, yes, this is a joke.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    well really, who didn't see this coming after that kid lost his arm to a nerf dart last year

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2006
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    well really, who didn't see this coming after that kid lost his arm to a nerf dart last year

    And that's why you don't shoot nerf guns.

    Doc on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Doc wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    well really, who didn't see this coming after that kid lost his arm to a nerf dart last year

    And that's why you don't shoot nerf guns.

    J. Walter Weatherman FTmotherfuckingW

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2006
    :^:

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    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    I'm glad I didn't go out and buy a nerf gun yet... I was looking forward to it this year...

    Oh well.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    :cry:

    But is THIS thing allowed, at least?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc


    :winky:

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2006
    This is why you do the nerfing at room parties.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    That is where we did our Nerfing last year.

    Is there still going to be Nerf at the Doubletree? The ballroom nerfwar setup last year was all sorts of rad.

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  • eelektrikeelektrik Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    well really, who didn't see this coming after that kid lost his arm to a nerf dart last year

    The fuck happened there? I just cant grasp how this is physically possible.

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2006
    eelektrik wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    well really, who didn't see this coming after that kid lost his arm to a nerf dart last year

    The fuck happened there? I just cant grasp how this is physically possible.

    Modders can get fucking crazy with their guns. It almost shot a hole through the wall.

    [spoiler:be5279e998]It's a joke.[/spoiler:be5279e998]

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  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Professional Beard Grower Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    so when/where the fuck are we gunna have our nerf war? I've got a rep to protect.

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  • panksea06panksea06 Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    ctishman wrote:
    Who wants to go in on a group Airsoft buy? :twisted:


    Edit: Just to clarify, yes, this is a joke.

    I saw this and just let loose the evil-est laugh ever.
    My brothers have about a dozen of these guns including a few electric semi-automatic ones that you can just spam to your hearts content, each with several clips.
    I just had am image of myself arriving here with the sniper slung over the shoulder, the two uzis they have on my belt and the two semi-autos just going full blast as I kick open the door.
    Glorious.

    Its for the best to not have them though, welts suck.

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  • eelektrikeelektrik Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Legacy wrote:
    eelektrik wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    well really, who didn't see this coming after that kid lost his arm to a nerf dart last year

    The fuck happened there? I just cant grasp how this is physically possible.

    Modders can get fucking crazy with their guns. It almost shot a hole through the wall.

    [spoiler:ec0bcea6c2]It's a joke.[/spoiler:ec0bcea6c2]

    Well, generally jokes are supposed to be funny.

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  • GlaskenGlasken Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Ok, so no guns at the center or the Red Lion. Any word on the Doubletree? Cause last year the receptionist laughed at me and my friend running around the lobby at 3am in the morning. Hell, the security gaurd say he was gonna go buy one of the guns for himself.
    Modders can get fucking crazy with their guns. It almost shot a hole through the wall.

    I still fear the "phunk" of that Nerf Bazooka.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2006
    I'd like to extend this question of etiquette to the Hyatt as well...

    That place just seems to be screaming for nerfdom.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2006
    Does someone keep un-announcing this topic? It really needs to be seen if we want to keep in good graces.

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  • cold wolfcold wolf Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    I was totally going to Bring It On.

    Major bummer man. Major.

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  • john_zoidbergjohn_zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    A while back, I got together with a few friends for a NERF war. It's was nothing serious , just us messing around. Then I remember hearing the notorius 'phwump' of the NERFzooka, I turned around just in time to see Andrew take it in the nose, and then begin to pour crimson bands of blood. Those mother fuckers are dangerous at point blank.

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  • Wingzero4102Wingzero4102 Registered User new member
    edited February 2007
    Is there any way we can get a Nerf Tournament going at PAX next year?

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is there any way we can get a Nerf Tournament going at PAX next year?

    Probably not.

    Plus I would highly suggest AGAINST bringing anything remotely resembling a weapon to pax07. Most of the WSCTC space is public accessible space and therefore, patrolled by the Seattle police dept.
    Unless you like possibly getting hassled and/or raped/beatdown with a nightstick, better leave the nerf at home.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    Is there any way we can get a Nerf Tournament going at PAX next year?

    Probably not.

    Plus I would highly suggest AGAINST bringing anything remotely resembling a weapon to pax07. Most of the WSCTC space is public accessible space and therefore, patrolled by the Seattle police dept.
    Unless you like possibly getting hassled and/or raped/beatdown with a nightstick, better leave the nerf at home.

    It is illegal in public parks in seattle or something? I hardly see a nerf weapon as something thats a "violent" weapon. Airsoft is one thing if it looks realistic. Getting hassled over nerf weapons would laughable imho.

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I wouldn't put anything past the gestapo Seattle police.

    Plus I'm sure the wsctc has a fire code for something like this. You cant do anything there without having to check it with fire codes :P

    Just leave them in your hotel rooms if you do feel the need to bring them.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    I wouldn't put anything past the gestapo Seattle police.

    Plus I'm sure the wsctc has a fire code for something like this. You cant do anything there without having to check it with fire codes :P

    Just leave them in your hotel rooms if you do feel the need to bring them.

    It would have to be in a public park setting, anyplace else would get us into trouble.

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Someone should shoot someone in the line on day 1 with a Nerf gun. Then blame it on the news.

    Delicious.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    HEADLINE SEATTLE:
    Nerf drive by at the WSCTC. Suspects blame it on the news media.

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    TEH VIDEOGAMEZ MADE ME DO IT!!1!one!

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  • jennygjennyg Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My general advice: let's not do this again. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/wto/gallery/photo7.html

    Ah, good times, good times.... ;)

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    jennyg wrote: »
    My general advice: let's not do this again. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/wto/gallery/photo7.html

    Ah, good times, good times.... ;)


    Nah.. I'd laugh even harder if a nerf war started something like that. Hell, I'd pay the fines for that kind of entertainment.

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  • dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager • PAX Community Cartographer Gold Coast QLD AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    jennyg wrote: »
    My general advice: let's not do this again. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/wto/gallery/photo7.html

    Ah, good times, good times.... ;)


    Nah.. I'd laugh even harder if a nerf war started something like that. Hell, I'd pay the fines for that kind of entertainment.

    :D you guys bring your nerf guns, i'll bring my monster ass super soaker! i always love bringing a bazooka to a designated knife fight!

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  • uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Were anyone of you in the group of nerfers at Pax05? I still get frustrated thinking how some of you thought it was a good idea to run around the hotel while alarms were going off. For a second I though Porkfry and I were gonna have to fight a huge mob angry nerds all hopped up on bawls and brainwashed by those evil video games.

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