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NERF @ PAX '06 [Please Read]
flatrabbitKing of ToastThat place, over there.Registered Userregular
This is a friendly note to all those planning on bringing your Nerf arsenals to PAX this year, we have been asked by MBC staff to keep it off their premises. This is a complete ban. Don't even bring them into the event.
Now with this info we would also like to remind you that this ban will also include the PAX satellite location at the Red Lion.
Remember that your actions will determine how well we are received at other venues and hotels. If word gets around that our people don't give a damn about the rules then it's going to be a pain to continue to grow.
Thanks for your time.
Note: if someone could sticky this I'd be eternally grateful.
--"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
Who wants to go in on a group Airsoft buy? :twisted:
Edit: Just to clarify, yes, this is a joke.
I saw this and just let loose the evil-est laugh ever.
My brothers have about a dozen of these guns including a few electric semi-automatic ones that you can just spam to your hearts content, each with several clips.
I just had am image of myself arriving here with the sniper slung over the shoulder, the two uzis they have on my belt and the two semi-autos just going full blast as I kick open the door.
Glorious.
Its for the best to not have them though, welts suck.
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How can they expect me to have a sig when I am too lame to upload an avatar after 2 ye- oh wait...
Ok, so no guns at the center or the Red Lion. Any word on the Doubletree? Cause last year the receptionist laughed at me and my friend running around the lobby at 3am in the morning. Hell, the security gaurd say he was gonna go buy one of the guns for himself.
Modders can get fucking crazy with their guns. It almost shot a hole through the wall.
A while back, I got together with a few friends for a NERF war. It's was nothing serious , just us messing around. Then I remember hearing the notorius 'phwump' of the NERFzooka, I turned around just in time to see Andrew take it in the nose, and then begin to pour crimson bands of blood. Those mother fuckers are dangerous at point blank.
Is there any way we can get a Nerf Tournament going at PAX next year?
Probably not.
Plus I would highly suggest AGAINST bringing anything remotely resembling a weapon to pax07. Most of the WSCTC space is public accessible space and therefore, patrolled by the Seattle police dept.
Unless you like possibly getting hassled and/or raped/beatdown with a nightstick, better leave the nerf at home.
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ViscountalphaThe pen is mightier than the swordhttp://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered Userregular
Is there any way we can get a Nerf Tournament going at PAX next year?
Probably not.
Plus I would highly suggest AGAINST bringing anything remotely resembling a weapon to pax07. Most of the WSCTC space is public accessible space and therefore, patrolled by the Seattle police dept.
Unless you like possibly getting hassled and/or raped/beatdown with a nightstick, better leave the nerf at home.
It is illegal in public parks in seattle or something? I hardly see a nerf weapon as something thats a "violent" weapon. Airsoft is one thing if it looks realistic. Getting hassled over nerf weapons would laughable imho.
Were anyone of you in the group of nerfers at Pax05? I still get frustrated thinking how some of you thought it was a good idea to run around the hotel while alarms were going off. For a second I though Porkfry and I were gonna have to fight a huge mob angry nerds all hopped up on bawls and brainwashed by those evil video games.
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Edit: Just to clarify, yes, this is a joke.
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And that's why you don't shoot nerf guns.
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Oh well.
But is THIS thing allowed, at least?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc
:winky:
Is there still going to be Nerf at the Doubletree? The ballroom nerfwar setup last year was all sorts of rad.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
The fuck happened there? I just cant grasp how this is physically possible.
Modders can get fucking crazy with their guns. It almost shot a hole through the wall.
[spoiler:be5279e998]It's a joke.[/spoiler:be5279e998]
I saw this and just let loose the evil-est laugh ever.
My brothers have about a dozen of these guns including a few electric semi-automatic ones that you can just spam to your hearts content, each with several clips.
I just had am image of myself arriving here with the sniper slung over the shoulder, the two uzis they have on my belt and the two semi-autos just going full blast as I kick open the door.
Glorious.
Its for the best to not have them though, welts suck.
Well, generally jokes are supposed to be funny.
I still fear the "phunk" of that Nerf Bazooka.
That place just seems to be screaming for nerfdom.
Major bummer man. Major.
Probably not.
Plus I would highly suggest AGAINST bringing anything remotely resembling a weapon to pax07. Most of the WSCTC space is public accessible space and therefore, patrolled by the Seattle police dept.
Unless you like possibly getting hassled and/or raped/beatdown with a nightstick, better leave the nerf at home.
It is illegal in public parks in seattle or something? I hardly see a nerf weapon as something thats a "violent" weapon. Airsoft is one thing if it looks realistic. Getting hassled over nerf weapons would laughable imho.
Plus I'm sure the wsctc has a fire code for something like this. You cant do anything there without having to check it with fire codes :P
Just leave them in your hotel rooms if you do feel the need to bring them.
It would have to be in a public park setting, anyplace else would get us into trouble.
Delicious.
Nerf drive by at the WSCTC. Suspects blame it on the news media.
Ah, good times, good times....
Nah.. I'd laugh even harder if a nerf war started something like that. Hell, I'd pay the fines for that kind of entertainment.
you guys bring your nerf guns, i'll bring my monster ass super soaker! i always love bringing a bazooka to a designated knife fight!