
so tomorrow is pride day in both san francisco and seattle
basically all the gay people take to the streets and sing sweet hymns of sodomy.
or at least that's what they WANT you to think
in reality it is in celebration of the three best days of the year
june 29 to july 1st.
why are these the best days
because three of the best dudes in town were born, all in a row

kusuguttai, keith, and rankenphile
in that order
yes some would say that it gets better and better and I agree
happy birthday you three!
love,
Shank
Posts
The gays.
And Kusu and Keith.
Rank is fine.
Keith is an alright chap.
For a ginger.
He really shouldn't
but I don't really care, because I thought going might be awkward
unfortunately it seems like they do
willem dafoe's best performance
WHAT THE HELL YES
5:29:51 PM Keith: he's not even gay!
5:30:01 PM Toby: that's what he says
5:30:09 PM Toby: but you can't be straight and at a gay pride parade
5:30:22 PM Keith: maybe he'll find himself
5:30:58 PM Toby: maybe
5:31:21 PM Toby: on his knees between two big black dudes
5:31:49 PM Toby: what an awkward place to find yourself
5:31:59 PM Keith: i know
5:32:04 PM Keith: i didn't know what to say to them
5:32:07 PM Keith: thank you?
5:33:02 PM Toby: well thankfully your mouth was otherwise occupied
5:33:14 PM Keith: by the third black man
like
since we met
i wonder if thats just some strange coincidence
hmm
i wonder what she'll say when she finds out he's gay
it'll be so gross
Wait till she finds out he is smaller than the guys her parents wouldn't be ashamed of
say whaaaaaat
like
smaller down there?