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Khoo dated my best friends older sister in 6th grade.

BoxBox Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
And they just had a magical reuniting over Facebook. Can you feel the love in the air?



Also note, this is absolutely true.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Khoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this is the most amazing thing

    FAQ on
  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Aww

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TAKE MY CAR

    I'M GONNA RACE IT TO THE GROU-HOUND

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    AND ALL YOU BOYS

    WANNA FUCK YOU TOO

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My co-worker's brother's buddy saw Khoo at a Wendy's in high school.

    It's true.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TAKE MY CAR

    I'M GONNA RACE IT TO THE GROU-HOUND

    AND I'LL RACE

    TO FEEL THE WIND IN MY FACE

    AND I'LL RACE

    TO FEEL ALIVE

    AND I'LL RACE

    TO FEEL LIKE I OWN THIS PLACE

    AND I'LL RACE AGAINST THE OTHER RACERS
    AND I'LL RACE WITH ONE BIG SHOUT
    AND I'LL RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK
    AND I'LL RACE AGAINST MY SELF

    AND I'LL RACE


    AND I'LL RACE

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TAKE MY CAR

    I'M GONNA RACE IT TO THE GROU-HOUND

    NOBODY GONNA TAKE MY CAR

    GONNA BREAK THE SPEED OF SOOO-OOUUUND

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  • BoxBox Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My co-worker's brother's buddy saw Khoo at a Wendy's in high school.

    It's true.

    but did he get finger banged by him? now, I'm not implying anything. this is all speculation.

    Box on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    OH

    SHE'S A WRECKIN' MACHINE

    BIG FAT TIRES

    AND EVERYTHING

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Once...I was outside...and I heard the wind blow...

    And there he stood, clad in robes, like a shining golden Asian sun god...

    And he was gone. It was so fast, but...so beautiful.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Box wrote: »
    My co-worker's brother's buddy saw Khoo at a Wendy's in high school.

    It's true.

    but did he get finger banged by him? now, I'm not implying anything. this is all speculation.

    ahahaha, good lord

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Box wrote: »
    My co-worker's brother's buddy saw Khoo at a Wendy's in high school.

    It's true.

    but did he get finger banged by him? now, I'm not implying anything. this is all speculation.

    Yeah, actually.

    It was a pretty progressive Wendy's

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    OH

    SHE'S A WRECKIN' MACHINE

    BIG FAT TIRES

    AND EVERYTHING

    I LOVE HER!

    I NEED HER!

    Burning Organ on
  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited June 2008
    this feels like it crosses the line of normal khooness into creepy stalker-ness

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    FOOT SWEATERS
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    alright enough of this

    I gotta stop playing elite beat agents

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ohyeahzg1.jpg

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this feels like it crosses the line of normal khooness into creepy stalker-ness

    Isn't all Khooness quite close to that?

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    alright enough of this

    I gotta stop playing elite beat agents



    Thank god, I can't remebmer the lyrics.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    khoo hit that for me

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Facebook love connection, whoo hoo!

    Centipede Damascus on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Facebook love connection, woo khoo!

    Poorochondriac on
  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Facebook love connection, woo khoo kachoo!

    I hate myself right now:(

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    thank you Pooro <3

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My brother says he once saw Khoo in the forests of Saskatchewan
    Twenty-feet tall he was
    Bought the rights to my brother's likeness and sold it to a German Entertainment Group for $50 Million
    Bought my brother a slice of Key Lime pie too

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    And Khoo was creeped out when I made Spore dopplegangers of him.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I give this thread 5 stars

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sometimes I feel bad for Khoo.

    He was born handsome and with a fine surname.

    So now all we do is obsess over him.

    On behalf of some rational quarter of SE++ I apologize.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what a narrowly averted khootastrophe

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    maybe if we say his name enough he'll show up

    Centipede Damascus on
  • GavinGavin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I played my first game of guitar hero with Mike. I felt pretty good about myself, until Khoo entered the room, and showed me the true face of agony.

    It reared it's ugly head, and tore my soul apart.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    maybe if we say his name enough he'll show up
    that's crazy-talk

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    maybe if we say his name enough he'll show up

    Gotta be looking into a mirror with the lights off

    Poorochondriac on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    maybe if we say his name enough he'll show up

    Gotta be looking into a mirror with the lights off

    Fools!
    Khoo demands a sacrifice to reveal himself
    Quick, grab Volu

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  • BoxBox Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    maybe if we say his name enough he'll show up

    i really want him to.

    Box on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    maybe if we say his name enough he'll show up

    Gotta be looking into a mirror with the lights off

    Robertkhoorobertkhoorobertkhoo.

    One time in grade school a friend of mine played Bloody Mary.

    She never bothered to show up, despite it being a Catholic school.

    Then it occurred to us that we were doing it in a boy's bathroom and that was why she wasn't showing up. The bathrooms had the only mirrors we were aware of in the entire school...

    But fuck if we were gonna brave Cootie Central (the girl's bathroom) just to see a dead English monarch.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    maybe if we say his name enough he'll show up

    Gotta be looking into a mirror with the lights off

    Fools!
    Khoo demands a sacrifice to reveal himself
    Quick, grab Volu

    why Volyu?

    I'm sure Reginumber would make a great virgin sacrifice

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Khoo and I had a fling back in '76, but it didn't work out.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Listen, most gods or forum admins prefer if your sacrifice consists of something "young" and more importantly "innocent."

    Last I checked I wasn't really either of those.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    There is no Dana, there is only Khool

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