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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    tube I do not care if you make fun of me

    deep inside I know you love me

    No love for the fat

    No mercy
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    neville on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    CT, do you hate skinny people too?

    Edit: dang

    Dadouw on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    It was a hilarious misunderstanding!

    let's be a sitcom!
    i can be the starving artist (which will be funny because i am fat) and you can be the guy who goes around burning people on the internet!
    man! we've got a surefire winner here folks.

    mully on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    what about skinnies?

    a woman should be so thin I can see her heart beating
    she should be so thin I can see my penis moving inside her like a bug under her skin
    she should be so thin I can see her pancreas creating insulin
    she should be so thin as to be slightly translucent
    a girl that can menstruate is too fat

    Tube on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    It was a hilarious misunderstanding!

    let's be a sitcom!
    i can be the starving artist (which will be funny because i am fat) and you can be the guy who goes around burning people on the internet!
    man! we've got a surefire winner here folks.

    I'm pretty much a starving artist right now too!

    Tube on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    we're going to be an adult film star

    also kusu keeps wasting our posts on the most trivial shit imaginable

    god dammit kusu I will beat you upside the head

    Shankusu on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    It was a hilarious misunderstanding!

    let's be a sitcom!
    i can be the starving artist (which will be funny because i am fat) and you can be the guy who goes around burning people on the internet!
    man! we've got a surefire winner here folks.

    I'm pretty much a starving artist right now too!

    oh hey you're right
    im not actually because i work in insurance
    but at least you havent sold your soul like i have

    mully on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    how is shankusu apparently able to post like seven times a minute
    probably your fault

    Rankenphile on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    we're going to be an adult film star

    also kusu keeps wasting our posts on the most trivial shit imaginable

    god dammit kusu I will beat you upside the head

    And you kept wasting your posts trying to insult me

    Man, you really are the same

    Dadouw on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    how is shankusu apparently able to post like seven times a minute

    heart of the cards

    Shankusu on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    dumbutt callius
    Not you too, Bel!

    Callius on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    nice fucking work, CT

    you gave him superpowers


    ass

    Raneados on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i think maybe tube works out all the time because of his chronic fear of being fat
    he's like ben stiller from dodgeball
    he probably has homo-erotic tension with his black workout partner too
    he fantasizes about donuts for two reasons (man butt is the 2nd reason)

    i bet he even looks like ben stiller

    Seph on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I need a british person to answer some questions

    NotASenator on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    i think maybe tube works out all the time because of his chronic fear of being fat
    he's like ben stiller from dodgeball
    he probably has homo-erotic tension with his black workout partner too
    he fantasizes about donuts for two reasons (man butt is the 2nd reason)

    i bet he even looks like ben stiller

    man I wish I had a black workout partner

    Tube on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i'm half british
    does that work

    mully on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    nice fucking work, CT

    you gave him superpowers


    ass

    form of, an annoying fourmer!

    Shankusu on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i'm half british
    does that work

    don't bother

    it's the bottom half

    Tube on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i'm half british
    does that work
    Just because you're canadian doesn't mean you're half-british.

    It just means that you want to be American.

    Callius on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    tube looks not much like ben stiller

    the wook on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    wook, you can tell that just by looking at the underside of his balls?

    Seph on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the underside of ben stiller's balls is much hairier

    the wook on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i'm half british
    does that work

    don't bother

    it's the bottom half

    vagina dentata all crooked and yellowed

    Shankusu on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    tube looks not much like ben stiller

    neville on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    stop creeping me out neville it's bad enough when your soulless creep of a whipping boy does it

    Tube on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    dumbutt callius
    Not you too, Bel!

    assfarts

    Belruel on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    stop creeping me out neville it's bad enough when your soulless creep of a whipping boy does it

    Telling you I will be sleeping with WaM in less than 5 days... more creepy, less creepy, or larlar?

    neville on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    stop creeping me out neville it's bad enough when your soulless creep of a whipping boy does it
    Tube is like a shotgun of insults.

    Callius on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    stop creeping me out neville it's bad enough when your soulless creep of a whipping boy does it

    Telling you I will be sleeping with WaM in less than 5 days... more creepy, less creepy, or larlar?

    larlar

    uh, pretty much literally.

    Tube on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    stop creeping me out neville it's bad enough when you're soulless creep of a whipping boy does it

    your

    Raneados on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    we're going to be an adult film star

    also kusu keeps wasting our posts on the most trivial shit imaginable

    god dammit kusu I will beat you upside the head

    And you kept wasting your posts trying to insult me

    Man, you really are the same

    uh, dude, that was all kusu. i don't give a shit what back-asswards part of canada you're from.

    also cardboard come sit with me and I'll tell you a story.

    Shankusu on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    assfarts
    Fine.

    If that's how it's played, ma'rm. That's how it's played.

    Callius on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I was at the fancy grocery store because apparently I hate having money, and there was this section above the Indian food with things like McVitie's chocolate digestive biscuits and Chocolate Sponge Pudding so I bought some and I don't know what it is.

    NotASenator on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    stop creeping me out neville it's bad enough when your soulless creep of a whipping boy does it

    Telling you I will be sleeping with WaM in less than 5 days... more creepy, less creepy, or larlar?

    larlar

    uh, pretty much literally.

    1, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13

    neville on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    stop creeping me out neville it's bad enough when you're soulless creep of a whipping boy does it

    your

    did you like change the quote or what

    what are you trying to achieve rainy days

    Tube on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    we're going to be an adult film star

    also kusu keeps wasting our posts on the most trivial shit imaginable

    god dammit kusu I will beat you upside the head

    And you kept wasting your posts trying to insult me

    Man, you really are the same

    uh, dude, that was all kusu. i don't give a shit what back-asswards part of canada you're from.

    also cardboard come sit with me and I'll tell you a story.

    So, kusu, where are you from?

    Dadouw on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    guys what's your password I can play too

    teehee

    Raneados on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mcvities chocolate digestive biscuits
    maybe it is for dogs

    Seph on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    guys what's your password I can play too

    teehee

    cher6969

    neville on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    stop creeping me out neville it's bad enough when you're soulless creep of a whipping boy does it

    your

    did you like change the quote or what

    what are you trying to achieve rainy days

    just mod sass right now

    more to come later

    events unfolding

    patterns emerging

    lovers quarreling

    balance of power shifting

    rebellion

    usurping

    beheading

    date with the guillotine, tube

    date with the beheading beholder

    Raneados on
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