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"Baby its not you, its me" Official SE++ Break Up Thread

BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
So my friends, I finally decided to break it off with that MILF I was seeing. I really just didn't feel like hanging out with her anymore, plus whenever we do, I'm typically bored. Adding to the fact that I'm moving to Chicago in about a week, I figured I should do it now.

Anyway, I called her up, told her it was over, then spent the last 30min trying to get her to stop crying. Guess I should have done this in person.

So SE++, tell me of your funny/depressing/awkward breakups.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    how fat was she

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    The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pix plz.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My girlfriend is on her period

    She is crying about how she thinks I'll leave her when she goes away to college next year

    And this whole time I just seriously wanted some fudge pop tarts

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    This one time I got dumped by a dude I was seeing.

    I shrugged and went "okay that's your call and I understand why it is because you are a giant vagina" and then I drank a milkshake and played Halo 3.

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    The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    My girlfriend is on her period

    She is crying about how she thinks I'll leave her when she goes away to college next year

    And this whole time I just seriously wanted some fudge pop tarts

    Is she right? Are you going to dump her when she goes to college?

    The Nothing on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh man this is a horrible thread right now in my life

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    BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    More crazy than fat.

    A couple weeks ago I didn't call her for 2 days and the next time I saw her she was like "Why didn't you call me?"

    That was a red flag that made me question this whole thing

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man it sucks when they don't stop crying.

    Do I give you a hug or something? Wait, I just broke up with you. Uh, this is awkward.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    whenever somebody says "it's not you, it's me", it's you

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    My girlfriend is on her period

    She is crying about how she thinks I'll leave her when she goes away to college next year

    And this whole time I just seriously wanted some fudge pop tarts

    Is she right? Are you going to dump her when she goes to college?

    I'm not planning on it

    But I'm realistic and I acknowledge that we may both find different people in college

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    This other time I dumped a dude on the phone while I was work.

    That was a terrible thing to do, but man I am glad I did it, it felt good afterwards.

    I then got four letters in the mail and a Valentine's gift a couple of months later and man that was awkward.

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    BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Man it sucks when they don't stop crying.

    Do I give you a hug or something? Wait, I just broke up with you. Uh, this is awkward.

    I kind of figured she would cry which is why I was leaning towards doing it over the phone.

    Plus she is sort of bat-shit crazy and I didn't want her throwing stuff at me.

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    The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    My girlfriend is on her period

    She is crying about how she thinks I'll leave her when she goes away to college next year

    And this whole time I just seriously wanted some fudge pop tarts

    Is she right? Are you going to dump her when she goes to college?

    I'm not planning on it

    But I'm realistic and I acknowledge that we may both find different people in college

    So she can see right through your bullshit, huh.

    The Nothing on
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    whenever somebody says "it's not you, it's me", it's you

    Of course it is. That's why I'm breaking up with you, and not me

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    My girlfriend is on her period

    She is crying about how she thinks I'll leave her when she goes away to college next year

    And this whole time I just seriously wanted some fudge pop tarts

    Is she right? Are you going to dump her when she goes to college?

    I'm not planning on it

    But I'm realistic and I acknowledge that we may both find different people in college

    So she can see right through your bullshit, huh.

    Yeah

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Avoiding projectiles is always a valid reason to break things off from afar.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i just sort of not broke up with my not girl friend

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    The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bedigumx wrote: »
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Man it sucks when they don't stop crying.

    Do I give you a hug or something? Wait, I just broke up with you. Uh, this is awkward.

    I kind of figured she would cry which is why I was leaning towards doing it over the phone.

    Plus she is sort of bat-shit crazy and I didn't want her throwing stuff at me.

    Man, you can't dump someone over the phone. You gotta at least grant them the courtesy of doing it face-to-face.

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    BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    oh man this is a horrible thread right now in my life

    I'm sorry Futore. Maybe posting a funny break up story will cheer you up??

    If not, I suggest reading the "taking a dump" thread. Its pretty funny.

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    This one time I got dumped by a dude I was seeing.

    I shrugged and went "okay that's your call and I understand why it is because you are a giant vagina" and then I drank a milkshake and played Halo 3.

    That is a pretty awesome way to take a breakup.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The only true answer to a breakup is whiskey and old music

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    The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The only true answer to a breakup is whiskey and old music

    And a replacement whore.

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    BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bedigumx wrote: »
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Man it sucks when they don't stop crying.

    Do I give you a hug or something? Wait, I just broke up with you. Uh, this is awkward.

    I kind of figured she would cry which is why I was leaning towards doing it over the phone.

    Plus she is sort of bat-shit crazy and I didn't want her throwing stuff at me.

    Man, you can't dump someone over the phone. You gotta at least grant them the courtesy of doing it face-to-face.

    I did feel like a dick, especially when she started crying.

    But seriously, I have a wedding this weekend and I don't want a black eye for it.

    Bedigumx on
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I broke up with my girlfriend once and I'd planned to do it because otherwise I'd end up breaking up with her like the day before valentine's day and Viv knew and she left a comment on facebook when I did and my ex got all pissy because I'd told her that I totally hadn't been planning to break up with her for the past week.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The only true answer to a breakup is whiskey and old music

    And a replacement whore.

    My favorite song to this effect is No Mercy for Swine which is always the first thing I listen to when bummed about ladies

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My on-again-off-again said

    "I don't know what to think about us"

    last weekend.

    So am I boned?

    #pipe on
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    The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bedigumx wrote: »
    Bedigumx wrote: »
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Man it sucks when they don't stop crying.

    Do I give you a hug or something? Wait, I just broke up with you. Uh, this is awkward.

    I kind of figured she would cry which is why I was leaning towards doing it over the phone.

    Plus she is sort of bat-shit crazy and I didn't want her throwing stuff at me.

    Man, you can't dump someone over the phone. You gotta at least grant them the courtesy of doing it face-to-face.

    I did feel like a dick, especially when she started crying.

    But seriously, I have a wedding this weekend and I don't want a black eye for it.

    It'll come back to you some day; in spades.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    My on-again-off-again said

    "I don't know what to think about us"

    last weekend.

    So am I boned?

    Yes.

    More specifically, no.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I am thankful I've never had to deal with breaking up with someone
    I just get to deal with other people's break-ups

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    My on-again-off-again said

    "I don't know what to think about us"

    last weekend.

    So am I boned?

    In the sense that you won't be boning her?

    Probably.

    Yes.

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    The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    My on-again-off-again said

    "I don't know what to think about us"

    last weekend.

    So am I boned?

    Yes.

    More specifically, no.

    Oh, man. Too tough to call, Hashpipe.

    NEED INPUT

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Right after I got into a steady relationship, I realised how many ladies had been hitting on me before then and I was all,

    dang

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I once got dumped in an airport

    before a plane ride with her

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    My on-again-off-again said

    "I don't know what to think about us"

    last weekend.

    So am I boned?

    Yes.

    More specifically, no.

    Oh, man. Too tough to call, Hashpipe.

    NEED INPUT

    SO DO I

    #pipe on
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    There was also the time that I was quasi-dating this girl but then I stopped seeing her because she was all, "I can't really have a boyfriend I am the wrong sort of person for that" which was apparently code for, "I'm going out with your best friend."

    Turns out she was right though, they broke up like two weeks later.

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    The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Right after I got into a steady relationship, I realised how many ladies had been hitting on me before then and I was all,

    dang

    You still rockin' the long hair and the pretty, androgynous face or what?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I got dumped once or twice

    Once it was really, really hard

    I think I'm okay though

    Oh god don't let them see you cry

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    BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    My on-again-off-again said

    "I don't know what to think about us"

    last weekend.

    So am I boned?

    Yeah, you're boned.

    Seriously, if they use the word "us" with you, they've obviously used the word "us" to describe the relationship to others.

    Run away pipe. Run away

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Right after I got into a steady relationship, I realised how many ladies had been hitting on me before then and I was all,

    dang

    You still rockin' the long hair and the pretty, androgynous face or what?

    Nah

    I cut my hair and aged some and look all different and legitimate

    [edit] also it's rad to see you around meester The Nothing

    Where you been at all this time

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    I got dumped once or twice

    Once it was really, really hard

    I think I'm okay though

    Oh god don't let them see you cry

    don't worry

    keith won't dump you

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