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Pet Peeves?

Xeroxed SoulXeroxed Soul Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
We've all got them, so tell me SE++, what is it that grinds your gears?

Two things stick out in my mind.

1.) An unflushed toilet. Especialyl when said toilet contains urine+toilet paper. Women yap all the fucking time about seats going down but ill be damned if they know how to flush the damn thing. The reason this bothers me is it always happens at the most inconvenient moment. You know, that moment, 3 hours after eating a bunch of taco bell.. Rush to the restroom just to notice that hey,s omeone forgot to flush the toilet then you must hold that agonizing bowel movement in for anmother 20-30 seconds...

and the second thing that really REALLY boils my blood, for reasons unbeknownst to me (seriously someone just posted it on another forum and my lip is bleeding because i was biting it as I read it.)

2.) That stupid "I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER" cat bullshit. Botched english + stupid cats =/ (read "does not equal) funny. Period.

What about you folks

It's not enough! I need more! Nothing seems to satisfy!
I don't want it! I just need it! To breath, to feel, to know I'm alive!
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Endlessly rehashed threads

    Also, people who write "you" as "u"

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    people who yell when they are imbibing alcohol

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    One thing that really bothers me is when I fall asleep on top of my arm and I wake up and it won't move around because I cut off the bloodflow
    Women yap all the fucking time about seats going down but ill be damned if they know how to flush the damn thing.
    yeah man, crazy bitches

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  • Xeroxed SoulXeroxed Soul Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Endlessly rehashed threads.. Are yous uggesting something?

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    It's not enough! I need more! Nothing seems to satisfy!
    I don't want it! I just need it! To breath, to feel, to know I'm alive!
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    people who yell when they are imbibing alcohol

    alternatively, people who cannot hold their liquor.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Endlessly rehashed threads.. Are yous uggesting something?

    Why, of course not

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  • omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I hate people who play mmos and get all serious about it, then yell at you for not taking it all kinds of serious.

    I also hate shortened words that only take two more letters to spell out, ie. u, ur, kk, etc etc, seriously its only two more keystrokes to type in that y and an o.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Whenever I ask my roommate for his half of the utilities or rent or whatever, he always does this shit where he sighs and says, in depressed monotone, "alright, whatever."

    You use just as much electricity as I do, butt fucker. Deal with it.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Fat police officers, fat military personel and fat firefighters.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    i don't like the blacks... you know just something shifty about them...

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  • Xeroxed SoulXeroxed Soul Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Endlessly rehashed threads.. Are yous uggesting something?

    Why, of course not

    Nah, I didn't think so =D

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    It's not enough! I need more! Nothing seems to satisfy!
    I don't want it! I just need it! To breath, to feel, to know I'm alive!
  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    spoilers? especially when I consider almost anything a spoiler

    horrible thread titles, or horrible OPs.

    taking five minutes to answer a question with a one sentence answer. also answering a yes/no question by explaining a completely different topic altogether

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  • Xeroxed SoulXeroxed Soul Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    spoilers? especially when I consider almost anything a spoiler

    horrible thread titles, or horrible OPs.

    taking five minutes to answer a question with a one sentence answer. also answering a yes/no question by explaining a completely different topic altogether

    Oddly enough I love spoilers.. I always want to know the end of the movies/books before I see/finish reading them..I have this habit when it comes to reading, when im into the meat of the book, about halfway/3 quarters of the way through.. ill read the very last page.. jut to see wtf is up

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    It's not enough! I need more! Nothing seems to satisfy!
    I don't want it! I just need it! To breath, to feel, to know I'm alive!
  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that tells us all we ever need to know about you

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    all readin' Times Arrow from back to front because FUCK you telling me in what order I should appreciate this narrative

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    i don't like the blacks... you know just something shifty about them...

    How do you feel about other minority groups?

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  • Saint JusticeSaint Justice Mercenary Mah-vel Baybee!!!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I hate those hideous fucking Lindsay Lohan Bug-Eye Sunglasses, Wangsters, people that can't pronounce simple words correctly, and I have a special compartment of hatred in my heart for people that don't hear something correctly and/or don't understand it and reply with a retarded-sounding "DO WHAT?"

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wangsters

    ... do what now?
    I have a special compartment of hatred in my heart for people that don't hear something correctly and/or don't understand it and reply with a retarded-sounding "DO WHAT?"


    Isn't it the best when you do this but then before you've even finished yelling WHAAAT? you realise you actually did hear what they said in the first place

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I really don't hate most people

    except, except for people with lots of confidence but retarded personalities

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    i don't like the blacks... you know just something shifty about them...

    How do you feel about other minority groups?

    Its tough having feelings for all of them, so in the sake of an even-handed approach I just lump them all under "brown people"

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I hate those hideous fucking Lindsay Lohan Bug-Eye Sunglasses

    I have never seen anyone wear a pair of those that doesn't have a hideous scowl on their face. It's like you have to sign a contract saying you have to never smile when you buy them. I lost count of the amount of people at freaking Disneyworld that were wearing them and pouting horribly.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I've got hundreds of pet peeves

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    they do tend to breed uncontrollably

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    When I said "feelings for all of them" I meant "individual feelings"

    I'm a practical racist. You can't overmonger, its just not practical.

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  • Captain RadicalCaptain Radical Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    People with heavy accents who also speak really softly.

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  • Saint JusticeSaint Justice Mercenary Mah-vel Baybee!!!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I hate those hideous fucking Lindsay Lohan Bug-Eye Sunglasses

    I have never seen anyone wear a pair of those that doesn't have a hideous scowl on their face. It's like you have to sign a contract saying you have to never smile when you buy them. I lost count of the amount of people at freaking Disneyworld that were wearing them and pouting horribly.

    Wow, how can that many scowl when they're at Disneyworld? Man, people need to lighten up.

    Other various pet peeves: Bandwagon sports fans, people that think they're clever by wearing a slogan t-shirt that isn't even funny, and vanity plates that only the owner of the car can understand; thanks for making me waste a minute of my life trying to figure that shit out, you smug little motorist!

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    people who use 'I'm only human' or 'I'm not perfect' as an excuse

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the very IDEA of an excuse

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    People who do not clean themselves.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    People using incorrect homonyms.

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  • hellobuddyhellobuddy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    spoilers? especially when I consider almost anything a spoiler


    People who are overly sensitive to spoilers. If a movie has been out for a month and you havent seen it yet, its your own responsibility not to be in a room where people talk about that movie if you care so much about not knowing the end of the latest blockbuster.

    Goddamnit, now im angry again. (And you dont like me when im angry)

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    only in virtue of my not liking you at any point

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Being told something I already know and understand triggers some kind of hulk-rage in me in ways I really can't explain.

    It's probably due to being a little oversensitive about my intelligence, after living with my Dad who called me stupid/idiot/dumbass (just to name a few) everytime I did anything that he found remotely inconvenient.

    Oftentimes I'll ask someone to explain something to me that I don't quite follow, but often I'll figure out where they're going with it early on and don't require every detail to work it all out. Once I've figured it out, I'll say something like "all right, I got it." or "Gotcha." or "cool, I think I understand." and generally they stop with the explaining and we both move on.

    But there are some people who apparently have a need to keep telling their explanation and feeding me data I do not need nor want and I very quickly have to tell them to stop or shut up or something, because I'll get pissed off so fast when they do this.

    I really need to figure out exactly why that is, one of these days, cause that shit ain't healthy.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My pet peeve is all you fuckers.

    Everyone before this post is an asshole. Everyone after is alright, unless you were in the other group.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That's me, awesome!

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Ugly people

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Also, I hate the following (pretty standard stuff):

    People who confuse:
    their, there, they're,
    your, you're,
    to, too,
    of, off,
    "me and blah blah" instead of "blah blah and I"

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Also this girl at work, apart from making half of the mistakes up there, also pronounces the word "nothing" or "something" as "nothink" or "somethink".

    UGH.

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mother fuckers who think that that my car's foggy windows are their blank canvas's to draw on

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  • NostregarNostregar Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    When people say "tasty" to mean "tastes good".

    Just pisses me off for some reason.

    Other word things don't bother me because I am a Linguistics major in college so I'm used to weird language and words, but for some reason "tasty" bothers the shit out of me.

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