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I'm getting too old for this shit

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    pony I always thought I was pretty cute too but these boys sure taught me a thing or two

    look at this picture larlar took last winter
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    I was hella cute man

    see here's the thing wam

    i've got traits that in women i think are quite attractive

    you sorta hit quite a few checklisted items

    for example:

    short hair
    glasses
    slim
    pale
    strong cheekbones and jaw structure

    so i guess it's just me

    Pony on
  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Psst, motherfuckers.

    I just turned thirty-two.

    It's a pity we've all worn out our old jokes on Dru

    lol ur old!!!!!

    man, is there more than one old joke

    because it doesn't seem like it on this forum

    seizureorbs on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have multiple conversations with tonkka while we're drunk too

    I think we've had the same conversation four times now, tonk

    Which conversations were those?

    Oh wait, I think we just told each other how awesome the other one is.

    Tonkka on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    gotta admire a dude who just comes right out and says what he's thinkin', no matter how creepy

    i am always blatant about who i think is attractive and why

    it's especially easier since i'm engaged and nothing will really come of it, so i can just state an opinion

    Pony on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i always thought napo was younger

    like 21 or so

    probably because he behaves like a pretentious first year university student and is an oversensitive prick
    i'm totally kidding napo i don't think any of those things about you
    Oh man.

    No, seriously.

    That's a great post.

    naporeon on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Am I attractive Pony?

    Callius on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I have multiple conversations with tonkka while we're drunk too

    I think we've had the same conversation four times now, tonk

    Which conversations were those?

    Oh wait, I think we just told each other how awesome the other one is.
    I think every time I've been around you at parties I've told you that we should hang out more

    and you're like "YEAH"

    or lately "YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT"

    World as Myth on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Am I attractive Pony?

    very

    also

    you are hung impressively

    and your lady is quite fetching as well

    when i was saying "hey you should send me more naked pictures of you and natasha playing with fire in the desert" i wasn't kidding

    Pony on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I have multiple conversations with tonkka while we're drunk too

    I think we've had the same conversation four times now, tonk

    Which conversations were those?

    Oh wait, I think we just told each other how awesome the other one is.
    I think every time I've been around you at parties I've told you that we should hang out more

    and you're like "YEAH"

    or lately "YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT"

    And then I'm all like "WHAR BE THA WHISKEY?!"

    And you're all "RIGHT THAR!"

    Tonkka on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    very

    also

    you are hung impressively

    and your lady is quite fetching as well

    when i was saying "hey you should send me more naked pictures of you and natasha playing with fire in the desert" i wasn't kidding
    Oh shit, hold on a sec.

    What's your e-mail addy?

    Callius on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    Psst, motherfuckers.

    I just turned thirty-two.

    i just turned twenty

    Garlic Bread on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I have multiple conversations with tonkka while we're drunk too

    I think we've had the same conversation four times now, tonk

    Which conversations were those?

    Oh wait, I think we just told each other how awesome the other one is.
    I think every time I've been around you at parties I've told you that we should hang out more

    and you're like "YEAH"

    or lately "YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT"
    And I can attest to the fact that Kate has said this specific thing about you at least four fucking times.

    naporeon on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Nap, how many times have we said that to each other?

    Fuck, I've lost count.

    Callius on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Psst, motherfuckers.

    I just turned thirty-two.

    i just turned twenty
    Twenty's close enough to 15, if I drink enough.

    naporeon on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    very

    also

    you are hung impressively

    and your lady is quite fetching as well

    when i was saying "hey you should send me more naked pictures of you and natasha playing with fire in the desert" i wasn't kidding
    Oh shit, hold on a sec.

    What's your e-mail addy?

    i'll pm it to you

    Pony on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I can be a bit of a wallflower.

    I will try to be better.

    Tonkka on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I have multiple conversations with tonkka while we're drunk too

    I think we've had the same conversation four times now, tonk

    Which conversations were those?

    Oh wait, I think we just told each other how awesome the other one is.
    I think every time I've been around you at parties I've told you that we should hang out more

    and you're like "YEAH"

    or lately "YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT"

    And then I'm all like "WHAR BE THA WHISKEY?!"

    And you're all "RIGHT THAR!"
    and then, oblivion

    World as Myth on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    nap my darlingest

    have you decided what's happening for you this weekend

    World as Myth on
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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Psst, motherfuckers.

    I just turned thirty-two.

    i just turned twenty

    twenty?

    I thought you were sixteen!

    seizureorbs on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Nap, how many times have we said that to each other?

    Fuck, I've lost count.
    That would mean something, if you could count higher than five before forgetting what you were doing.

    naporeon on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    very

    also

    you are hung impressively

    and your lady is quite fetching as well

    when i was saying "hey you should send me more naked pictures of you and natasha playing with fire in the desert" i wasn't kidding
    Oh shit, hold on a sec.

    What's your e-mail addy?

    i'll pm it to you

    what?

    you post your home address on a public internet forum but you have to PM your e-mail?

    Garlic Bread on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    nap my darlingest

    have you decided what's happening for you this weekend
    WaM, my tolerated, no I have not.

    naporeon on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I have multiple conversations with tonkka while we're drunk too

    I think we've had the same conversation four times now, tonk

    Which conversations were those?

    Oh wait, I think we just told each other how awesome the other one is.
    I think every time I've been around you at parties I've told you that we should hang out more

    and you're like "YEAH"

    or lately "YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT"

    And then I'm all like "WHAR BE THA WHISKEY?!"

    And you're all "RIGHT THAR!"
    and then, oblivion

    You remember I grabbed the bottle of Knob Creek out of your hand on my way to the fridge for beer and took a giant swig?

    That was awesome.

    Tonkka on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Psst, motherfuckers.

    I just turned thirty-two.

    i just turned twenty
    Twenty's close enough to 15, if I drink enough.

    and yet no matter how much i drink, you're still missing your beard

    and even then only maybe

    Garlic Bread on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    That would mean something, if you could count higher than five before forgetting what you were doing.
    My name is Callius, and I approve of this message.

    Callius on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I turned 17 2/3 days ago

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I have multiple conversations with tonkka while we're drunk too

    I think we've had the same conversation four times now, tonk

    Which conversations were those?

    Oh wait, I think we just told each other how awesome the other one is.
    I think every time I've been around you at parties I've told you that we should hang out more

    and you're like "YEAH"

    or lately "YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT"

    And then I'm all like "WHAR BE THA WHISKEY?!"

    And you're all "RIGHT THAR!"
    and then, oblivion

    You remember I grabbed the bottle of Knob Creek out of your hand on my way to the fridge for beer and took a giant swig?

    That was awesome.
    that knob creek was my best friend that night

    I can honestly say that's the night that made bourbon untouchable for me henceforth

    World as Myth on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I turned 17 2/3 days ago
    Fuck off, dickbag. The adults are talking here.

    naporeon on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    very

    also

    you are hung impressively

    and your lady is quite fetching as well

    when i was saying "hey you should send me more naked pictures of you and natasha playing with fire in the desert" i wasn't kidding
    Oh shit, hold on a sec.

    What's your e-mail addy?

    i'll pm it to you

    what?

    you post your home address on a public internet forum but you have to PM your e-mail?

    because spammers don't spider for my home address, keith

    nothing's gonna happen if i put my home address on there

    but if i post my email

    bam my spam increases by thousandfold

    Pony on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    I turned 17 2/3 days ago
    Fuck off, dickbag. The adults are talking here.

    old man

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    WaM, my tolerated, no I have not.
    I may not respect you, but god damn it I love you.

    Or maybe it's the other way around.

    Callius on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I am old enough to know better, but too young to care

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    I turned 17 2/3 days ago
    Fuck off, dickbag. The adults are talking here.

    yeah

    dickbag

    Meissnerd on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008

    I can honestly say that's the night that made bourbon untouchable for me henceforth

    That made me a little sad inside.

    When we got Knob Creek in at the bar I thought of that moment.

    Tonkka on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    maaaaaaaan that's hot, cal

    pun intended

    natasha has an incredible body shape

    people say things like "voluptious" when they are trying to nicely say "fat"

    but she's not fat, she's actually voluptious and curvacious

    Pony on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    nap my darlingest

    have you decided what's happening for you this weekend
    WaM, my tolerated, no I have not.
    Shit.

    Does this break our arrangement?

    naporeon on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    maaaaaaaan that's hot, cal

    pun intended

    natasha has an incredible body shape

    people say things like "voluptious" when they are trying to nicely say "fat"

    but she's not fat, she's actually voluptious and curvacious
    Me: "He just said you were voluptuous."
    Her: "Is he saying I'm fat?"
    Me: "No, he even clarified. <reads post>"

    Callius on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    nap my darlingest

    have you decided what's happening for you this weekend
    WaM, my tolerated, no I have not.
    Shit.

    Does this break our arrangement?
    "tolerated" isn't exactly an insult

    World as Myth on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    voluptuous is a word that has sadly become a shadow of its former self

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    voluptuous is a word that has sadly become a shadow of its former self

    like pauly shore

    Garlic Bread on
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