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SHUT UP YES I AM

MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
Last week I flew to New Jersey for work. On Tuesday a co-worker and I are waiting in the Newark airport when I notice that our flight back has four codeshare airlines associated with it. "Hey, check out how much Continental Express has to farm out business," says I.

"YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME."

huh?

Oh, hello, lady that's sitting just off to the right of the sign I was looking at. Thank you, I am very handsome.

"YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME. ISRAELI WOMEN SAY THAT BUT YOU NEVER HEAR AMERICAN WOMEN SAY THAT. WHEN IS IT."

Me to co-worker: "Uh."

Now-obviously-slightly-nutty-lady to random dude sitting next to her: "CAN YOU HELP ME SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE."

This went on for the next 1.5 hours as we sat there. During that time I learned that she had to go to the bathroom very badly and that she is neither a Brooks nor a Hampton. In the end she did not get on my flight, so my mystery lady is lost to me forever.


Let's talk about how handsome I am.

edit: I KNOW THE BEARD WAS TOO BIG

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't get it

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    pix

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    not that handsome

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm going to need pictures of you, stat

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    unless you are george cloony, get the fuck out.

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  • Clayton BigsbyClayton Bigsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Did you pork her?

    If not, sounds like you missed out on a nice threesome opportunity.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    okay, sec

    there we go, the most handsomest picture

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Is this a camwhore thread or not?

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    can you feel the struggle within?
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    monkeybomb you are quite handsome
    that's why i drew you that one time

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    THIS THREAD IS VERY HANDSOME

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    what's going on in this thread

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My dog is handsomer than I.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I want to stroke your beard

    and never ever stop

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Man, you might be handsome but I can't quite tell what with the roadkill obscuring your face.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    negative handsome

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    monkeybomb you are quite handsome
    that's why i drew you that one time

    I'm ashamed that I never scanned that for you to color.

    It's still safely in my backpack! No wrinkles or anything. I even got the scanner working again.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    monkeybomb is the bomb

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm kidding, you're an icon of virility.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    what's going on in this thread

    handsomeness

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    beard

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    trim that big bastard of a beard and we'll talk

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    A team of pharmacists walk twenty paces in front of you handing out birth control pills lest the women you walk past become impregnated just being in your vicinity.

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fun fact of the day: The For-your-consideration Emmy box for Burn Notice comes with a mini black light flashlight.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    shit wait I don't want to start a camwhore thread

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    look at that face

    that face knows how handsome it is

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Japanese businessmen pay a premium for tinctures manufactured from skin cells retrieved from your bed mattress in the hopes that consuming it will reverse their infertility.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lose the beard

    I can see potential underneath that beard

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hahahaha bottom paged

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    okay took that last pic out because that way lies camwhoring

    to my credit, I have the beard trimmed much more neatly now

    those were my wild hedonistic bearding days

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Anthropologists return from deepest Africa with tales of ancient tribes casting down their heathen Gods and instead worship icons in your likeness for strong harvests and stronger offspring.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fact: Monkeybomb trims his beard with a machete.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    Japanese businessmen pay a premium for tinctures manufactured from skin cells retrieved from your bed mattress in the hopes that consuming it will reverse their infertility.

    So if you have one of those rashes where flakes of skin come off when you scratch will they consume that skin as well?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thank you, I am pretty good looking.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    okay took that last pic out because that way lies camwhoring

    to my credit, I have the beard trimmed much more neatly now

    those were my wild hedonistic bearding days

    its too late

    MY DECISION HAS BEEN MADE

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Don't let them insult your beardage. Every man (and woman) here wishes they could grow a beard as hideous and horrifying as yours.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    MY BEARD IS MORE RED

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    you have the potential to grow one of the manliest beards ever

    just let that shit go

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  • NostregarNostregar Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That is quite the rockin' beard.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    Japanese businessmen pay a premium for tinctures manufactured from skin cells retrieved from your bed mattress in the hopes that consuming it will reverse their infertility.

    So if you have one of those rashes where flakes of skin come off when you scratch will they consume that skin as well?

    The article in the in-flight magazine didn't go into that much detail.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    in tagalog, the word for handsome is "pogit".


    this concludes your daily language lesson for today.

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