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Dog water - its no joke.

LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
So, today, Lewie and I were in the Trafford Centre (shopping mall about a mile from our house), and we saw adverts for dog water. There was a stall selling tetrabriks of water, just for dogs, with green tea extract and stuff in it. Water for dogs! We have photos, which I'll upload when Lewie's phone has recharged.

4,000 children died each day in 2005 directly because of a lack of access to safe water.
Every 20 seconds, a child dies as a result of the abysmal sanitation conditions endured by some 2.6 billion people globally. That adds up to an unconscionable 1.5 million young lives cut short by a cause we know well how to prevent.

I despair. Discuss, if you'd like to.

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    It's not the shortage of water that bothers me because it's not related - those dogs would still be drinking water from the local municipal system anyway.

    What's insane is that this is water that is packaged (waste in landfills) and transported (fuel costs, CO2), to be drunk by dogs. The water packaged and transported for humans is bad enough already.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Didn't real estate mogul Leona Helmsley recently leave her $8 billion dollar estate to pamper dogs across the country? And after watching some previews for the new TV show America's Top Dog, I'm convinced there are plenty of doggies out there that have it better than, say, poor Indians.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    And so pets don't need potable water? I'm not understanding the connection here, or how a manufacturer of bottled water somehow translates into fewer wells dug in subsaharan African villages.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Not a fair comparison. Yes, bottled water for dogs is dumb. Yes, potable water in under-developed nations is a problem. The two are unconnected and unrelated.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Actually it's suggested you give your animals filtered water as opposed to straight from the tap water.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Citation needed.

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  • RaggaholicRaggaholic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Citation needed.
    Yeah, I'd like to see that as well since there's a Coke plant that bottles Aquafina?/Dasani? from our municipal water source. Our stuff is that good.

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I remember drinking water out of a garden hose when I was growing up.

    We've become such pussies.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Actually it's suggested you give your animals filtered water as opposed to straight from the tap water.

    Tap water is filtered. Depending on where you live it has also been corrupted by communist elements to fluoridate your precious bodily fluids and remove the purity of your essence.

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Citation needed.
    No claims that this is what they saw in the U.K., but here's an example . . .

    K9 Water Co.

    This is why the terrorists hate us.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
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  • TrevorTrevor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    This is insane. How can dogs afford to buy bottled water in the first place?

    But really, I don't see a huge market for this. Could the water be better used by people in other places? Absolutely. Couldn't that be said for just about any luxury or convenience item that you happen to have access to? Most likely. It's kind of sad, but it makes life easier if you're not thinking about stuff like how the plastic used in fake dog balls could be used to produce something useful in developing countries.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Actually it's suggested you give your animals filtered water as opposed to straight from the tap water.

    By filter manufactuerers, yes.

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  • RecklessReckless Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Trevor wrote: »
    This is insane. How can dogs afford to buy bottled water in the first place?

    But really, I don't see a huge market for this. Could the water be better used by people in other places? Absolutely. Couldn't that be said for just about any luxury or convenience item that you happen to have access to? Most likely. It's kind of sad, but it makes life easier if you're not thinking about stuff like how the plastic used in fake dog balls could be used to produce something useful in developing countries.

    Some people are insane about dogs. They'll buy.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GungHo wrote: »
    I remember drinking water out of a garden hose when I was growing up.

    We've become such pussies.

    It all comes from the same source, and it's all potable. Very few buildings have operable greywater systems because nobody gave a fuck about preserving water back then. Hell, people still don't and parts of the country are in years long droughts that are visibly impacting reservoirs. But their lawns sure look great. rolleyes.gif

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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man I used to let my dog drink from puddles after it rained, If only I knew I was committing animal cruelty!

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    moniker wrote: »
    GungHo wrote: »
    I remember drinking water out of a garden hose when I was growing up.

    We've become such pussies.

    It all comes from the same source, and it's all potable. Very few buildings have operable greywater systems because nobody gave a fuck about preserving water back then. Hell, people still don't and parts of the country are in years long droughts that are visibly impacting reservoirs. But their lawns sure look great. rolleyes.gif

    another reason why people don't have greywater systems would be because kids like to drink out of and spray eachother with, for instance, garden hoses.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Trevor wrote: »
    This is insane. How can dogs afford to buy bottled water in the first place?

    But really, I don't see a huge market for this. Could the water be better used by people in other places? Absolutely. Couldn't that be said for just about any luxury or convenience item that you happen to have access to? Most likely. It's kind of sad, but it makes life easier if you're not thinking about stuff like how the plastic used in fake dog balls could be used to produce something useful in developing countries.

    The water really couldn't, though. Local wells and irrigation from nearby sources is way more efficient and sustainable than shipping in bottles from Fiji. It also makes developing nations less reliant on the charity of outside sources which would seem like one of the criteria for being considered a developed nation.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I would like to re-emphasize that "fluff" products made in China and marketed here in the states (or Canada) have no impact on living conditions in Africa.

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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I would like to re-emphasize that "fluff" products made in China and marketed here in the states (or Canada) have no impact on living conditions in Africa.

    No but it shows some misplaced priorities I think.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Neaden wrote: »
    I would like to re-emphasize that "fluff" products made in China and marketed here in the states (or Canada) have no impact on living conditions in Africa.

    No but it shows some misplaced priorities I think.

    Not necessarily, but I don't care to argue the point.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daedalus wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    GungHo wrote: »
    I remember drinking water out of a garden hose when I was growing up.

    We've become such pussies.

    It all comes from the same source, and it's all potable. Very few buildings have operable greywater systems because nobody gave a fuck about preserving water back then. Hell, people still don't and parts of the country are in years long droughts that are visibly impacting reservoirs. But their lawns sure look great. rolleyes.gif

    another reason why people don't have greywater systems would be because kids like to drink out of and spray eachother with, for instance, garden hoses.

    They liked doing that a century ago as well, and yet a lot of old homes have cisterns.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GungHo wrote: »
    I remember drinking water out of a garden hose when I was growing up.

    We've become such pussies.

    I've read somewhere that drinking Houston tap water enlarges male genitalia, gives you an instant five o'clock shadow, and causes skin to emit a pleasing, musky scent.

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I really wonder how this can possibly be..... aren't dogs notoriously unpicky on what they drink? Ours still hasn't learned after 4 years that the sea is salty.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Any creature that drinks out of the toilet is not capable of appreciating "fine bottled water".

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    SanderJK wrote: »
    I really wonder how this can possibly be..... aren't dogs notoriously unpicky on what they drink? Ours still hasn't learned after 4 years that the sea is salty.

    Pretty much this.

    But then again, a lot of people have more money than sense.

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  • TrevorTrevor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I bet it's just normal water. If anyone actually tastes it to see they make fun of them for drinking dog water. It's a brilliant business plan.

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I've read somewhere that drinking Houston tap water enlarges male genitalia, gives you an instant five o'clock shadow, and causes skin to emit a pleasing, musky scent.
    I don't need a flashlight when I go out at night. I just gotta take a whiz so I can find my way back to the door.

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Trevor wrote: »
    I bet it's just normal water. If anyone actually tastes it to see they make fun of them for drinking dog water. It's a brilliant business plan.

    Totally false, it has green tea extract! That limescale aftertaste is clearly just the green tea extract and special doggy nutrients playing with your taste buds

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  • Romero ZombieRomero Zombie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You think bottled water for dogs is bad? When I worked for Petsmart years ago, they sold a sports drink for dogs. Petorade or something like that. It tasted like a watered down Gatorade, but still. Do dogs need Sports Drinks on top of it?

    Ever since I was a kid and had a dog, they got tap water from the day we brought them home, until they died, and each of them lived a nice full life. Anything outside of tap water for pets is really unnecessary.

    I mean c'mon....they lick each others asses and occasionally eat their own poop. Tap water can't be THAT dirty.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Any creature that drinks out of the toilet is not capable of appreciating "fine bottled water".

    The water in your toilet is the same as the water from your tap. It's most likely cleaner, actually.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    The point wasn't the quality of the water.

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  • TrevorTrevor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You think bottled water for dogs is bad? When I worked for Petsmart years ago, they sold a sports drink for dogs. Petorade or something like that. It tasted like a watered down Gatorade, but still. Do dogs need Sports Drinks on top of it?

    You tasted it? You're my kind of guy. You know that Beggin' Strips really don't taste like bacon?

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  • RaggaholicRaggaholic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Trevor wrote: »
    You think bottled water for dogs is bad? When I worked for Petsmart years ago, they sold a sports drink for dogs. Petorade or something like that. It tasted like a watered down Gatorade, but still. Do dogs need Sports Drinks on top of it?

    You tasted it? You're my kind of guy. You know that Beggin' Strips really don't taste like bacon?
    I'm not going to lie. When I was taking care of my sister's dog, she had some "bacon" treats for him. The smell was overwhelming. I was half a heartbeat away from eating one. It was not one of my finer moments.
























    Yes, I've eaten dog biscuits. Don't judge me too harshly.

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    edited July 2008
    Do dogs need Sports Drinks on top of it?

    Electrolytes. It's what dogs crave.

    In all seriousness, my old vet told me that Gatorade is actually a good way to rehydrate a dog after they've been treated for a bladder or kidney infection, but otherwise no they really don't.

    Ragga: I wouldn't feed an animal any food I wouldn't be willing to at least eat myself. Unless that animal is coprophagous; they can eat their own damn poops.

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My first thought was green tea extract? Do these guys know that caffeine is toxic to dogs?

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Archgarth wrote: »
    My first thought was green tea extract? Do these guys know that caffeine is toxic to dogs?

    I thought green tea was one of the forms which doesn't have caffeine. Black tea does, and all of its blends. Don't know about woo long or some of that crazy stuff.

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  • METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    moniker wrote: »
    GungHo wrote: »
    I remember drinking water out of a garden hose when I was growing up.

    We've become such pussies.

    It all comes from the same source, and it's all potable. Very few buildings have operable greywater systems because nobody gave a fuck about preserving water back then. Hell, people still don't and parts of the country are in years long droughts that are visibly impacting reservoirs. But their lawns sure look great. rolleyes.gif
    don't forget the open-air swimming pools and golf courses

    sigh

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  • Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I've seen (non-alcoholic) Beer for Dogs in a couple of pet stores.

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  • TrevorTrevor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I can't wait for the dog-branded chocolate milk.

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