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[chat] Hard 2: [chat] Harder

KilroyKilroy timaeusTestifiedRegistered User regular
edited July 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
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I have changed my [chat] thread.

Yippie kai yay, motherfuckers.

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So roughly a week ago I meet this girl, right? She literally falls in my lap. (Half-naked. It was a good night.) And she's just totally awesome. Beautiful, smart, articulate, not a lolfundie, just outgoing and happy enough to be a good counterpoint to my generally stoic nature. This is totally awesome. I have finally caught a break. Except oh hey wait I can't have nice things, so naturally there are a couple problems.

    1): Girl is a vegetarian. My highly-nuanced position on vegetarianism is that salad is what food eats. This is a minor annoyance, but it will make it kind of a pain to cook for each other, because every last one of my awesome recipes includes protein.

    2): Girl is a virgin and has made it clear that it is highly unlikely that there will be full-blown sex. Sal has not gotten laid in three years and would really like some sex. This isn't insurmountable, because I'm not a giant fucking asshole and am in fact a pretty understanding and nice guy, but it is highly frustrating.

    2): It is highly likely that girl - incredibly awesome girl who fell into my lap last goddamn week - will be moving to goddamn Kansas at the end of the month.

    Why can't I have nice things.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I would have done Domo arigato, Mr.[chat]boto.

    It's probably for the best I didn't win.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sal, the only true way of fixing this is to tell me where in Kansas she is moving.

    I can console her.

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Sal, the only true way of fixing this is to tell me where in Kansas she is moving.

    I can console her.

    I will kill you with fire.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    damn sal, sorry to hear that.

    if you were just the right kind of asshole you'd try to get sexings before she moved away because it would keep you guys closer together. and then never call her.

    I'm going to bed.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Sal, the only true way of fixing this is to tell me where in Kansas she is moving.

    I can console her.

    I will kill you with fire.

    Seriously though, I am curious. Most people wouldn't move to Kansas, unless they are planning on going to KU or K-State.

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Sal, the only true way of fixing this is to tell me where in Kansas she is moving.

    I can console her.

    I will kill you with fire.

    Seriously though, I am curious. Most people wouldn't move to Kansas, unless they are planning on going to KU or K-State.

    Evidently she has landed some kind of administrative job with a construction company in, quote, "Cornfieldsville." Said job may or may not be temporary. If it is, she's there for at most eight months soaking up $22 an hour. If she stays on, she moves to some other job site which may or may not be in Kansas.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That is of no help, every city/town in Kansas is Cornfieldsville.

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Looks like I've gone on a drunken rampage all over the internets last night. Fantastic.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    G'd day, y'all.

    Man, interoffice moving is a pain in the ass. Four day weekend, though. :)

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Why the fuck am I still awake.

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  • clownfoodclownfood packet pusher in the wallsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Sal, the only true way of fixing this is to tell me where in Kansas she is moving.

    I can console her.

    I will kill you with fire.

    Seriously though, I am curious. Most people wouldn't move to Kansas, unless they are planning on going to KU or K-State.

    People go to Kansas when they are in the army. At least that is where my parents went back in '77.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hey, that Song Summoner thing is a really neat idea.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I maed new thared.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That's highly anti-Italian of you, Aldo.
    No, truth doesn't figure into it.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    That's highly anti-Italian of you, Aldo.
    No, truth doesn't figure into it.
    I like Italy. Just not their government and their criminals. :P

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    That's highly anti-Italian of you, Aldo.
    No, truth doesn't figure into it.
    I like Italy. Just not their government and their criminals. :P

    The "and" is actually pretty redundant. ;-)
    And their football association isn't any better. :P

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    You make a nice OP, Aldo.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    And man, gypsies. Is there any place where people don't think of them as dirt?

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Why the fuck am I still awake.
    Masturbation.

    This is actually true for me this evening.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I've seriously spent the last two hours looking for the perfect porn.

    I finally just gave up and settled for lesser porn. I'm tired, I need to go to bed.

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  • clownfoodclownfood packet pusher in the wallsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I've seriously spent the last two hours looking for the perfect porn.

    I finally just gave up and settled for lesser porn. I'm tired, I need to go to bed.

    Curse you fuckers. I am stuck at work and you people are talking about porn. Some of us don't have that option with our monitored internet access and security cameras in the corner.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fuck, I slept in waaaay to late. I've only got time for like, an hour of WoW and an episode of House before I have to start study :(

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    You make a nice OP, Aldo.
    Thanks. :)

    And I guess gypsies are the ultimate outsiders, so it's easy to blame them for your problems and make no effort to solve theirs.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    You make a nice OP, Aldo.
    Thanks. :)

    And I guess gypsies are the ultimate outsiders, so it's easy to blame them for your problems and make no effort to solve theirs.

    It's their fault, really. They should stop being so goddamned filthy.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    You make a nice OP, Aldo.
    Thanks. :)

    And I guess gypsies are the ultimate outsiders, so it's easy to blame them for your problems and make no effort to solve theirs.

    The house two doors up from me has been empty for nearly a year now. About 4 months ago we found out that there was actually 17 Romanian squatters living in there and no one had ever seen them until the police took them out one by one.

    That was strange.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    I hated fighting gypsy kids. Whenever I beat one up I was bound to find his brother(s)/cousin(s) coming for me later, to beat the crap out of me.

    Their girls were really hot, though.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
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    Epic-est comic yet?

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    It's only 7 comics, right? Because if this really were one of the movies it parodies, Tycho would have used ping-pong balls to maneuver the missile into the space station to help save the day.

    But yes, still epic. And funny.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fuck. Yesterday my scanner (SpyHunter 3) caught up ctfmon in its list of detected infections and without thinking I removed it. Now every time I try to open a program like AIM or MSWord it gets preceded by an annoying "Windows Installer, please enter MS Windows XP Professional disc." I mean eventually the program will open but it's like asking a person with a stutter a question.

    How do I get this fucking process back?

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