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That goddamn bat

MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/norfolk/7496923.stm
Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.

"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.

"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.

"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.

"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.

"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."

The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.

tell us about animals you've had stuck in your cleavage!!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    big old titties

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    goddamn those are some big titties

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    HAHahAhahaHAhaHAHahAHAha

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Comfy pillows.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    whose afraid of the big bra bat

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    tittiesville

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yeah, pretty big tits.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Big ol' titties

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    you guys she had a bat in her bra, come on

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Article is worthless without pictures of tigole bitties and/or the bat in question.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    She's also 19.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    her titties could feed a family of bats

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    she's probably fat

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited July 2008
    tig ole bitties

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    there are no bat tits in this article

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    she's probably fat

    Shut up, let us have this.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited July 2008
    she's probably fat

    34FF

    34 is standard under-bust

    at worst maybe a little chubby

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I found a picture

    she is surprisingly not fat

    I don't want to get in shit for posting it though

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    UFO landing pads

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    zot you ruin everything

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I found a picture

    she is surprisingly not fat

    I don't want to get in shit for posting it though
    If there ain't nudity, post away.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited July 2008
    I found a picture

    she is surprisingly not fat

    I don't want to get in shit for posting it though

    mark it NSFW and link it

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    whoops.jpg

    those are some warlocks right there

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Has anyone mentioned that those are some tig ole....

    Oh, they have, nevermind...carry on.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Abbie Hawkins norwich in GIS does it.

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    At least she felt bad.

    It was probably warm nestled in her bosom.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that's not really her, is it zot

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I just realised how god damn creepy we are

    As far as I know that's her, TLB

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  • wakeboarderbluntwakeboarderblunt Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    like really fat

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Even bats like boobies.

    Everything loves boobies.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That bat is a certified p.i.m.p.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    anyone who doesn't love boobies is probably a communist

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Volyu loves boobies so much that he grew some.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    is she hot?

    I can't tell

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    is she hot?

    I can't tell

    yeah this is my issue at the moment

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that's not really her, is it zot

    Yes it, the article that picture comes from is labeled, abby hawkins recreates bat in bra, or something to that effect.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited July 2008

    damn those some titties

    edit: is she of questionable hotness? I only got the chance to look for a split second though because I am at work and someone could theoretically walk behind me at any moment. Basically just scoped out the jubblies and closed the tab

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    She's not fat

    a little on the pudgy side

    doesn't look 19, that's for sure

    Edit: might just be the picture though

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    God these Jokerized versions of avatars and sigs are so hot

    look at me

    I'm sizzling'

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