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Fuck you iPhone!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My iPhone is fantastic

    iTunes, however, is really starting to piss me the hell off.

    Sheri on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    it strikes me that if you take it as an actual phone and not some hipster badge thing it's an incredibly mediocre piece of hardware

    Tube on
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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    WAKE THE FUCK UP AND BUY A NOKIA

    Someone has some sense. Thank you, Shoe.

    Baroque And Roll on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I dunno

    It seems to Phone just dandy for me

    Sheri on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    WAKE THE FUCK UP AND BUY A NOKIA

    Someone has some sense. Thank you, Shoe.

    nokias are the best phones ever

    everyone should know this

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    even the n-gage, which was ugly and overpriced, was an amazing phone

    back when it came out anyways

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I have a phone, I can call people on it. I also have an MP3 player, I can listen to music on it.

    Both of these combined cost me less than $150. someone explain to me why I want to spend $199 for both?

    Auntie Shibby on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    the upgrade lady the other day said "how would you like a swell samsung phone for your upgrade instead of a nokia"

    I said

    "are you kidding son"

    "are you trying to sell me a fucking samsung it that what you are trying to do"

    "well I hope you die young lady. I hope you die and go to hell"

    and then I hung up and that's why I still don't have a phone, but better that than a samsung

    Tube on
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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    why did your mother go through with the pregnancy

    life is full of odd decisions

    Tube on
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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have a phone, I can call people on it. I also have an MP3 player, I can listen to music on it.

    Both of these combined cost me less than $150. someone explain to me why I want to spend $199 for both?
    clearly, you don't

    and guess what, you don't have to

    holy shit guys I think i'm on to something here

    Sars_Boy on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    It's actually pretty difficult to buy a new phone that doesn't have an MP3 player. It's standard now.

    Tube on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    I have a phone, I can call people on it. I also have an MP3 player, I can listen to music on it.

    Both of these combined cost me less than $150. someone explain to me why I want to spend $199 for both?
    clearly, you don't

    and guess what, you don't have to

    holy shit guys I think i'm on to something here
    It just annoys me when I see a 12 year old with an Iphone. Or just a run of the mill phone for that matter.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Daimajin wrote: »
    And now as I add fake test data back into gmail it syncs like it should. So it only cocks up when it is important information. I want to poop in Steve Job's oatmeal.

    Jesus says forgive...

    The most complicated piece of technology Jesus had to use was the wheel.

    BYToady on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tube if you don't have a phone

    How did you call this lady?

    I propose that you are a liar.

    Sheri on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Daimajin wrote: »
    And now as I add fake test data back into gmail it syncs like it should. So it only cocks up when it is important information. I want to poop in Steve Job's oatmeal.

    Jesus says forgive...

    The most complicated piece of technology Jesus had to use was the wheel.
    I'm sure he had something up his sleeve, can't heal the sick with a wheel.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Tube if you don't have a phone

    How did you call this lady?

    I propose that you are a liar.
    Some people still have a house phone

    Auntie Shibby on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Tube if you don't have a phone

    How did you call this lady?

    I propose that you are a liar.

    landline sweetheart

    Tube on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Tube if you don't have a phone

    How did you call this lady?

    I propose that you are a liar.
    Some people still have a house phone

    That's crazy talk

    Sheri on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Tube if you don't have a phone

    How did you call this lady?

    I propose that you are a liar.
    Some people still have a house phone

    That's crazy talk
    Well, I am crazy.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    why did you call a lady son

    i was going to ask the same thing.
    <3

    neville on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Daimajin wrote: »
    And now as I add fake test data back into gmail it syncs like it should. So it only cocks up when it is important information. I want to poop in Steve Job's oatmeal.

    Jesus says forgive...

    The most complicated piece of technology Jesus had to use was the wheel.

    Oh, so that's why she said Jesus, take the wheel.
    Because he already knew how to operate it.
    Gotcha.

    neville on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    guys

    my half hour nap turned into a 4 and a half hour nap

    Just like every time

    why do I always do this

    I know what's going to happen

    I suck hard at naps

    Raneados on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I haven't taken a nap since high school.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    why did you call a lady son

    i was going to ask the same thing.
    <3

    I call pretty much everybody son in that sort of situation. It adds to the cognitive dissonance.

    Tube on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    So you use the phrase 'son' the way that people trying to be cool use 'cuz'

    Auntie Shibby on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I haven't taken a nap since high school.

    some of us work for a living

    Raneados on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    I haven't taken a nap since high school.

    some of us work for a living
    I...I work :(

    Auntie Shibby on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    So you use the phrase 'son' the way that people trying to be cool use 'cuz'

    I don't think so. Cuz is like a friendly thing, no? like "how's it going cuz". This is more like "are you slow son"

    Tube on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    why did you call a lady son

    i was going to ask the same thing.
    <3

    I call pretty much everybody son in that sort of situation. It adds to the cognitive dissonance.

    yeah, i was joking.
    my friend Danny does it as well.
    The double-take some people do when he does it to a woman is always amusing.

    neville on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So you use the phrase 'son' the way that people trying to be cool use 'cuz'

    I don't think so. Cuz is like a friendly thing, no? like "how's it going cuz". This is more like "are you slow son"

    are we talking "cuz" as in "bro"?

    or "cuz" as in "because"

    Raneados on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    So you use the phrase 'son' the way that people trying to be cool use 'cuz'

    I don't think so. Cuz is like a friendly thing, no? like "how's it going cuz". This is more like "are you slow son"
    the only times I have been referred to as 'cuz' is by Asian kids trying to pick a fight with me. That doesn't seem so friendly.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    why do you get challenges for fights so much

    nobody wants to fight me very much

    not even in High school

    Raneados on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    it's shibby

    Tube on
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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The iPhone has the same GPU as the Sega Dreamcast.

    It's just that 60$ a month is expensive.

    Hell, my current cell plan's costing me 40$ and I find that expensive.

    Meiz on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    why do you get challenges for fights so much

    nobody wants to fight me very much

    not even in High school
    I don't know, I pretty much keep to myself unless something is going down. I'm pretty easy going until some drunk douche is yelling at a waitress or his female friend.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    it's shibby

    tube I'll ban shibby for 20 bucks

    Raneados on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Wook has already tried this.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    well I'll ban someone

    someone just give me some money

    Raneados on
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