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[Mini-Phalla] Phalla Royale Lone Wolf Victory (Game End)

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    No..there is a super lone wolf that can obliterate us all.. akin to Kiriyama in the movie.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »
    Zone 1

    Why all the hate for the Maize?

    It needs to be used for fuel purposes. Preserve fossil fuels, etc. you understand.

    Since you're apparently an Iowan Corn Farmer I submit it is clear that you are pure evil incarnate and should be blown up, beaten, shot, and mutilated in all possible manners.

    Also, you're probably a Lone Wolf as well or something.

    Also, corn on the cob is delicious.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »
    Zone 1

    Why all the hate for the Maize?

    It needs to be used for fuel purposes. Preserve fossil fuels, etc. you understand.

    Since you're apparently an Iowan Corn Farmer I submit it is clear that you are pure evil incarnate and should be blown up, beaten, shot, and mutilated in all possible manners.

    Also, you're probably a Lone Wolf as well or something.

    Also, corn on the cob is delicious.

    If you butter it with eye goo.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »
    Zone 1

    Why all the hate for the Maize?

    It needs to be used for fuel purposes. Preserve fossil fuels, etc. you understand.

    Since you're apparently an Iowan Corn Farmer I submit it is clear that you are pure evil incarnate and should be blown up, beaten, shot, and mutilated in all possible manners.

    Also, you're probably a Lone Wolf as well or something.

    Also, corn on the cob is delicious.

    If you butter it with eye goo.

    D:

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »
    Zone 1

    Why all the hate for the Maize?

    It needs to be used for fuel purposes. Preserve fossil fuels, etc. you understand.

    Since you're apparently an Iowan Corn Farmer I submit it is clear that you are pure evil incarnate and should be blown up, beaten, shot, and mutilated in all possible manners.

    Also, you're probably a Lone Wolf as well or something.

    Also, corn on the cob is delicious.

    I agree, which is why only evil un-right people would cut off access to a delicious supply of corn.

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Zone 4 for Closure, cause even though I'm in Indiana, Fuck Corn
    Zone 1 for gifts of guns and knives.

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    zone 1
    zone 2

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Close !Zone 1 because I don't like ones.
    Gift !Zone 2 because the rain in Spain falls mainly where motherfuckers? oh that's right on the PLAIN.

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    Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Close Vote: (Only one that is remotely close)
    Zone 1: 7
    Zone 2: 0
    Zone 3: 1
    Zone 4: 9
    Left to Vote: 3

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wonder if there will be any... shenanigans.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Are you... suggesting something?

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shenanigans??? Here?????

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So, how many deaths shall we see today?

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    Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Aren't we supposed to get an update every 6 hours any how?

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ardor is probably busy at the moment.

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    Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I was just referencing the movie, I didn't actually think that.

    Least I think there was an update every 6 hours in the movie.

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yeah, if I remember correctly, Kitano would announce who died and which Zones were closed every 6 hours.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hmm.....so who's writing up the required fanfic?

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Is the round over?

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    DAY 1

    EXPLOSION

    EVERYONE GOES BOOM

    list of dead:
    Wildcat
    Iamtheaznman
    Tehcoolryan
    Kuhlmeye
    Ragnar Danneskjold
    Thelawinator
    Rainfall
    Thetheroo
    Thorgot
    DevoutlyApathetic
    Maximus
    Toxic Toys
    Egos
    Stew_Stick
    Crimsoncoyote
    Durax
    Speedyswaf
    Drez
    Mr. Defecation

    ZOT WINS

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    DAY 1

    EXPLOSION

    EVERYONE GOES BOOM

    list of dead:
    Wildcat
    Iamtheaznman
    Tehcoolryan
    Kuhlmeye
    Ragnar Danneskjold
    Thelawinator
    Rainfall
    Thetheroo
    Thorgot
    DevoutlyApathetic
    Maximus
    Toxic Toys
    Egos
    Stew_Stick
    Crimsoncoyote
    Durax
    Speedyswaf
    Drez
    Mr. Defecation

    ZOT WINS
    But you SAIDD!!

    Don't I mean anything to you?

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ZOT WE WERE ON THE SAME TEAM!

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    iamtheaznman wrote: »
    ZOT WE WERE ON THE SAME TEAM!
    Choosing yourself as a rival is a very interesting option.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man, I don't like dynamite.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Im just kidding

    I don't even have dynamite

    yet

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Please let me know when you do, so I can be two zones over for safety.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The day is over right?

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yeah, ended 30 minutes ago.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    extra long narration (lots of deaths)



    :D

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm still waiting for the fan fic.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Zot was the hot chick that seduced everyone and then killed them :twisted:

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I won't bother you people anymore but what is the source material of this?

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I won't bother you people anymore but what is the source material of this?

    http://www.battleroyalefilm.net/

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I won't bother you people anymore but what is the source material of this?
    Awesome.

    Affiliate not with that horrid Stone Cold stupidity thing.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I am super hot

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    CST is only 1 hour behind Eastern, right?

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Correctomundo

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yep and it's 9:00 PST. Which on of you bastards killed Ardor?

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    At least this gives me time to watch the movie.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    thorgot kidnapped Ardor so he wouldn't face another ignominious death at the hands of the dreaded Narrator Error.

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