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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    but i can just buy more chocolate

    and you wonder why you are shaped like a pear

    it's just baby fat
    i'm just big boned
    and it's hereditary

    wait a minute

    are you eating as we speak

    a snickers and a bottle of jones soda
    why?

    potatoe on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    I have two shark guns

    I "forgot" to mail Meissnerd one

    Normally I'd be mad but I would've done the same thing

    Meissnerd on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »

    His teeth are already like that.
    and now you know why

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fucking beautiful OP
    i mean damn it brings a tear to my eye
    does that attract sharks

    Seph on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    is that cum?

    Callius on
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    WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Gotta get my Shark Grill on.

    Wiley on
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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I will be out of town and away from a TV all week next week. That makes me sad. Do you think there are any sharks in a lake? Science tells me no, but I don't always believe in science.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    SCIENCE FACT: Sharks are everywhere.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    also, bull sharks totally go in fresh water and some have been found in lakes all full of people like you all smug and thinking you're safe until bladaow!

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Even in my room?

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sharks have 24 hours to hunt your family because they don't sleep
    how can you fight that?

    Seph on
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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    also, bull sharks totally go in fresh water and some have been found in lakes all full of people like you all smug and thinking you're safe until bladaow!

    This is gonna be the best week ever.

    GRMike on
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    WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    A shark drove by my house earlier in a black escalade. I think he was casing the place, waiting for me to leave so he could steal my shit.

    Wiley on
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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    More like eat it.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    all sharks are honorary members of PETA
    People
    Eaten
    Today
    Ahhhhhh!

    Seph on
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    bowlofpetuniasbowlofpetunias Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    how do I welcome a shark into my home?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Weretaco wrote: »
    I was at the Vancouver aquarium last Saturday and they did this "shark CSI" show where they dissected a shark (dogfish).

    It was pretty neato

    yes, instead of being awesome and hanging out with us

    Stale on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Weretaco wrote: »
    I was at the Vancouver aquarium last Saturday and they did this "shark CSI" show where they dissected a shark (dogfish).

    It was pretty neato

    yes, instead of being awesome and hanging out with us
    how long did you guys hang at the strip clib after we had to take off?

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    AbsenceofLightAbsenceofLight Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    man that last shark in the OP is ugly as all getout

    bongi on
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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Weretaco wrote: »
    Poorly drawn adultswim shark

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    that is not poorly drawn adultswim shark

    that is Old Kentucky Shark and he's been there

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    man that last shark in the OP is ugly as all getout
    Yeah, being a prehistoric relic forgotten by time itself will do that to ya

    Houk the Namebringer on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    man that last shark in the OP is ugly as all getout
    Yeah, being a prehistoric relic forgotten by time itself will do that to ya

    bongi knows all about that already 8-)8-)

    Meissnerd on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    man that last shark in the OP is ugly as all getout
    Yeah, being a prehistoric relic forgotten by time itself will do that to ya

    bongi knows all about that already 8-)8-)
    damn kids with their upright walking and their complex languages

    bongi on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Weretaco wrote: »
    I was at the Vancouver aquarium last Saturday and they did this "shark CSI" show where they dissected a shark (dogfish).

    It was pretty neato

    yes, instead of being awesome and hanging out with us
    how long did you guys hang at the strip clib after we had to take off?

    hour or so, then we went to a pub near Melissa's, and then back to Melissa's

    Stale on
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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Weretaco wrote: »
    I was at the Vancouver aquarium last Saturday and they did this "shark CSI" show where they dissected a shark (dogfish).

    It was pretty neato

    yes, instead of being awesome and hanging out with us
    how long did you guys hang at the strip clib after we had to take off?

    hour or so, then we went to a pub near Melissa's, and then back to Melissa's

    We were going to show up, then we got a call from the bride of the wedding we're in on Sat. She was all in tears because the asshat groom wasn't doing anything and they had a million things to do or some shit so we had to head back right after leaving the aquarium.

    It was bullshit to a shark degree.

    I'm working on getting down for the friday night, sat, and sun of pax though.

    Weretaco on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Weretaco wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Weretaco wrote: »
    I was at the Vancouver aquarium last Saturday and they did this "shark CSI" show where they dissected a shark (dogfish).

    It was pretty neato

    yes, instead of being awesome and hanging out with us
    how long did you guys hang at the strip clib after we had to take off?

    hour or so, then we went to a pub near Melissa's, and then back to Melissa's

    We were going to show up, then we got a call from the bride of the wedding we're in on Sat. She was all in tears because the asshat groom wasn't doing anything and they had a million things to do or some shit so we had to head back right after leaving the aquarium.

    It was bullshit to a shark degree.

    I'm working on getting down for the friday night, sat, and sun of pax though.
    my good friends Phil and Kristen handled the wedding planning quite effectively
    she agreed that all the girly shit that she really wanted in the wedding was her responsibility, not his
    problem solved
    Kristen's pretty awesome

    Druhim on
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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    This was shit like... cleaning up their place so the guest who was coming into town the next day could have a place to sleep, mailing some already addressed and stamped thank you cards, and dropping off something at a store, oh.. and not being a dickhead to the woman he's going to marry in a week making her walk home alone in tears from the pub because you want to look good in front of a guy we know who has no business giving relationship advice :)

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote:
    I'm working on getting down for the friday night, sat, and sun of pax though.
    my good friends Phil and Kristen handled the wedding planning quite effectively
    she agreed that all the girly shit that she really wanted in the wedding was her responsibility, not his
    problem solved
    Kristen's pretty awesome

    When I got married last month it was.. she can do all the decorating bullshit stuff. I'll do the driving around picking a few things up and making sure vendors get paid.

    It worked very well for us.

    Weretaco on
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rank, what is your opinion of compressed gas knives? They deliver frozen compressed gas that is the size of a basketball at 850psi into whatever you stab.

    http://zedomax.com/blog/2008/06/16/diving-knife-injects-850-psi-of-compressed-gas-into-any-predators/

    Tam on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Tam wrote: »
    Rank, what is your opinion of compressed gas knives? They deliver frozen compressed gas that is the size of a basketball at 850psi into whatever you stab.

    http://zedomax.com/blog/2008/06/16/diving-knife-injects-850-psi-of-compressed-gas-into-any-predators/
    woah

    I wanna see someone drop out of a tree and take out a fucking bear with one of those

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tam wrote: »
    Rank, what is your opinion of compressed gas knives? They deliver frozen compressed gas that is the size of a basketball at 850psi into whatever you stab.

    http://zedomax.com/blog/2008/06/16/diving-knife-injects-850-psi-of-compressed-gas-into-any-predators/
    woah

    I wanna see someone drop out of a tree and take out a fucking bear with one of those

    or a shark
    yes drop put of a tree and kill a shark. That is exactly what I meant.

    Tam on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    I did all kinds of shit for my wedding

    I'm basically the coolest

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I did all kinds of shit for my wedding

    I'm basically the coolest

    Congrats by the way!

    Weretaco on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    shit yeah man it was a fucking blast

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rank will you please be happy forever with your wife because I need some confidence back in this whole marriage thing.

    Tam on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    so far so good

    if it helps, both my parents and her parents have never been divorced

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    Aaaaand, one more time:
    Mysst wrote:
    Shark teeth are like thumbs on a primate. Even with it's grand size, the whaleshark is still a cripple, unable to tear and rend, incapable of flooding the waters with the tangy smell of red blood.

    The whaleshark is fat because he is depressed and eats whatever won't swim out of his mouth, which is always open from all the boo-hoo'ing.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    rank why are your threads the best threads?

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