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SPAMALITY!

WeaverWeaver Breakfast WitchHashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25840140
BENNETT, Colo. - A convicted spammer and his wife, who were being sought after she helped him escape prison, were found slain along with their young daughter Thursday in an apparent murder-suicide, authorities said.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    SPAM KILLS FAMILIES

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    who names their kid thursday

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    weaver

    don't ever make another thread

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Read about this earlier. Hopefully the devil is burning and raping his ass for all eternity.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    any of you dudes ever use a can of spam with fried rice? it is pretty decent.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Guy was imprisoned for running an enormous spam email operation, wife helps him escape prison, he murder-suicides his family.

    Forward this to ten people and his daughter will go to heaven.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    who names their kid thursday
    ahahahahaahaha

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Spam is ewww

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh God I hope that Albanian Prince doesn't do this too.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    FAMILY KILLS SPAM

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bill Gates is going to give them a dollar for every murder suicide they do.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    He only had to serve 4 years. What a fucking bitch.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    who names their kid thursday

    sometimes i can't help but love you

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25827708/?GT1=43001

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    first i read the thread title as "SPERMALITY"

    then i read the news quotation as "were found asian along with their young daughter"

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    He only had to serve 4 years. What a fucking bitch.

    But he had to serve it Em City.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    He only had to serve 4 years. What a fucking bitch.

    Sometimes you just have to man up and do what you gotta do.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    yeah detroit

    sex fruit

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I love Spam so much, dudes. Fried up with some onions and pepper on sourdough with some mustard and sliced Tillamook cheddar... mm.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.
    oh man fuck yeah

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    pronounced vee-oh-lens-ey

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    I love Spam so much, dudes. Fried up with some onions and pepper on sourdough with some mustard and sliced Tillamook cheddar... mm.

    spam sushi

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    god my fart smells so bad

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Don't lie, Veretas.

    You love it.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I really don't want to give my kid an embarrassing name

    but I do want him to have awesome initials and have him not even realize it till he's like 7 and he has to write his initials on something and he writes out "DANG" or something and he's all "dammit mom"

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    On the one hand, yay that his motherfucker is dead.

    On the other, aww to his family.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    who names their kid thursday

    hahahahahahah yes.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My cousin strong armed a guy that stole off of him last year. The guy pulled a $50 out of his ASS and handed it to him. I guess stink palm wasn't enough for him.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    that's it

    I'm naming my first-born son Shityeah Highfive

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    I love Spam so much, dudes. Fried up with some onions and pepper on sourdough with some mustard and sliced Tillamook cheddar... mm.

    spam sushi

    :o that sounds amazing.

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    who names their kid thursday

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    That's seriously shitty though. He killed their three year old kid?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I really don't want to give my kid an embarrassing name

    but I do want him to have awesome initials and have him not even realize it till he's like 7 and he has to write his initials on something and he writes out "DANG" or something and he's all "dammit mom"

    give him "POO" or "ASS" and he'll have been born a champion of arcades worldwide

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I really don't want to give my kid an embarrassing name

    but I do want him to have awesome initials and have him not even realize it till he's like 7 and he has to write his initials on something and he writes out "DANG" or something and he's all "dammit mom"
    read that as " i do want him to have awesome genitals and have him not even realize it till he's like 7"

    what is wrong me with and this thread

    voodooooo

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Desktop Hippie wrote: »

    That's seriously shitty though. He killed their three year old kid?

    i want to say there's a joke about pop-up blockers here
    but i can't find it

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I really don't want to give my kid an embarrassing name

    but I do want him to have awesome initials and have him not even realize it till he's like 7 and he has to write his initials on something and he writes out "DANG" or something and he's all "dammit mom"
    read that as " i do want him to have awesome genitals and have him not even realize it till he's like 7"

    what is wrong me with and this thread

    voodooooo
    just all hearing through the bathroom door "WOAH! How did I not notice these?!?"

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Spam up

    And get out the can

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    well I mean yeah you always want 'em to have awesome genitals

    speaks highly of your genes and so forth

    y'know

    more likely to continue the family line

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    More likely to bang the hot English teacher when he's 15

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    o

    okay

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    More likely to bang the hot English teacher when he's 15
    pride of the family
    wam's son will actually be a lion.

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