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I don't really gamble
iplaybass
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I don't recommend gambling. It's pretty much a suckers bet.
I do, however, live in Vegas. Where every bar has gambling machines. so, I'm drinking, and decide to drop a twenty in and see what happens. I played the Keno, and I lost time and time again, till I was down to about $5. Then I hit 5 out of 6, which took me up to $39. I immediately cashed out.
then, just for the hell of it, I put one more dollar in, and played the same numbers. dropped the full dollar on it.
six of six.
which, in bar Keno, nets you $1600.
tl;dr WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tell me, SE++, of your triumphs over the system.
I do, however, live in Vegas. Where every bar has gambling machines. so, I'm drinking, and decide to drop a twenty in and see what happens. I played the Keno, and I lost time and time again, till I was down to about $5. Then I hit 5 out of 6, which took me up to $39. I immediately cashed out.
then, just for the hell of it, I put one more dollar in, and played the same numbers. dropped the full dollar on it.
six of six.
which, in bar Keno, nets you $1600.
tl;dr WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tell me, SE++, of your triumphs over the system.
R.I.P.
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Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu
but seriously
this means you're coming to PAX, right?
ah dammit man
I have other things this money should go to
but fuck
maybe
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
He was fucking amazing at poker. Just frightening.
awesome dude
Eddie Izzard is my favorite cross-dressing british comedian
R.I.P.
There's certain ones where you text them and a girl will be there right away, so it's effectively sounding like a blind escort service.
That's gambling.
niiiiiice
that's gay
R.I.P.
now see what you do is grin like an idiot no matter what
M-O-O-N THAT SPELLS ROYAL FLUSH
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it drove my cousin, who owns like four books on playing poker, absolutely bugshit
Yes, this is exactly what my friend would do. You'd be so sure this son of a bitch was finally bluffing, and jesus fuck full house, what the fuck damn you argh.
oh, not much, man. i just quit my job and now i'm considering moving up to vancouver because a family friend owns a tattoo shop and might be willing to let me apprentice there.
how about you?
ahahaha that was basically my method of playing, too.
Your grandma won.
You didn't.
I finally moved out, am still working a steady (but precarious) job, and am getting married in December.
Things are good, though I wish I made more money.
that's cool, yo. glad to hear things are going well for ya.
We went to visit Sharon's mother (Alverda Mae Cobb, one of the coolest names ever) in Salt Lake City.
While Sharon was off with her mom, my mom took my sister and I to a bar. 'Cause, hey, it was noon. She needed a drink.
In the corner of the bar, there was an electronic poker machine. My mom (tipsy) thought this was an excellent opportunity to teach my sister and I about the evils of gambling. She hauls us all over to the machine, and says "These things are just a way to throw your money away. Gambling is an idiot tax. You know vending machines? These are the exact fucking opposite. I'm gonna put this dollar in, and get nothing. At all."
So she puts in a dollar and, without looking at the screen, just randomly mashes buttons.
Her back turned, the machine lights the fuck up. There are chimes.
She made a grand.
Lesson learned. Thanks, mom!
Outside bets and you're all sweet. I regularly use it to make some moolah when im short for something. No joke.