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Alarm clocks.
I have a pretty rad alarm clock. It has two alarms, but I often set the wrong one and it doesn't go off. Whoops. Once I was late to work because of it. Whooops.
I like the snooze function. Often I'll set the alarm 20 minutes earlier than I actually want ot get up and then hit the snooze button a couple of times in the morning just so I get to enjoy laying in bed. Laying in bed in the morning enjoying the feeling of your morning wood is the best.
I used to use my mobile phone but I have gotten so sick of hearing the first ten seconds of That Boy That Girl every morning so that's why I bought my clock. It also has lots of buttons on the back that tell me things like the date and next week's Lottery numbers.
Do you like alarm clocks as much as I do? Talk about your alarm clock-based experiences in this thread. Maybe very memorable times you woke up? Maybe make Top-10 lists of your favourite alarm patterns. I'm quite partial to BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP myself.
I have a pretty rad alarm clock. It has two alarms, but I often set the wrong one and it doesn't go off. Whoops. Once I was late to work because of it. Whooops.
I like the snooze function. Often I'll set the alarm 20 minutes earlier than I actually want ot get up and then hit the snooze button a couple of times in the morning just so I get to enjoy laying in bed. Laying in bed in the morning enjoying the feeling of your morning wood is the best.
I used to use my mobile phone but I have gotten so sick of hearing the first ten seconds of That Boy That Girl every morning so that's why I bought my clock. It also has lots of buttons on the back that tell me things like the date and next week's Lottery numbers.
Do you like alarm clocks as much as I do? Talk about your alarm clock-based experiences in this thread. Maybe very memorable times you woke up? Maybe make Top-10 lists of your favourite alarm patterns. I'm quite partial to BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP myself.
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I remember when I was a kid, I would use this wind up clock, though. It worked pretty well!
Secret Satan
Cocktease
The only times I'm late for work is when the cell dies overnight. Otherwise, I'm good.
too lazy to switch back
These days I always use my phone alarm, but I have to make sure it is far enough away that I have to get out of bed, or I will turn it off in my sleep.
Funny story, my old phone's alarm sound was someone else's ringtone. So whenever someone called that guy, I'd suddenly jump and feel wide awake.
It is wonderfully effective
I used to have this really dumb alarm clock that I used to knock over a lot until it broke. Goddamn that thing was the bane of my life.
woops
mmmm-hmmm
that's why i set my alarm early
As for my penis, I had caught it in my zipper recently... christ that motherfucker bled.
dude I am so super careful to never let this happen
It's like the anti-alarm.
I almost never have to hear it
Another delightful fish mishap story: one of our mollies had like twenty babies or so, but the filter tube's protective cap fell off and they all got sucked up into the filter. Chop chop.
One of them survived though so yay!
someone amuse me
but the batteries are dead, i need to replace them. been using my cellphone. blackberry has a wonderfully annoying alarm sound.
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4 inch pimp 8-)
Did you name it Nemo?
shlorp shlorp shlorp
Draw a comic.
Mostly I just try to focus on my super pimp frogs. They can live for up to 12 years or something ridiculous like that.
*breakdances*
Two for some reason.