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Fartiquette?
Drez
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So let's say you're in bed with someone that you aren't actively dating but wouldn't mind actively dating and it's like 6AM having been out since 5PM and the particular combination of toxins and appetizers that you've consumed in those 13-or-so hours are creating the most glorious pain imaginable in your gut that can only be expelled by farting. Hypothetically.
Let's also assume that it is impossible to get to the bathroom without waking your new friend up and you don't want to do that especially as the bathroom is located in such proximity to the bed that your farting would be heard if your new friend were awakened. Let's also assume that your potential farting would be so loud and violent that you are positive it would wake up your new friend if you did this under the covers.
What's the etiquette here? Let it rip? Hold it in and possibly die due to internal fart poisoning until you can get out into fresh air and fart at an unknowing, uncaring world?
I know I haven't posted here in a while but I'm really curious as to what you guys think is appropriate in this kind of situation.
Let's also assume that it is impossible to get to the bathroom without waking your new friend up and you don't want to do that especially as the bathroom is located in such proximity to the bed that your farting would be heard if your new friend were awakened. Let's also assume that your potential farting would be so loud and violent that you are positive it would wake up your new friend if you did this under the covers.
What's the etiquette here? Let it rip? Hold it in and possibly die due to internal fart poisoning until you can get out into fresh air and fart at an unknowing, uncaring world?
I know I haven't posted here in a while but I'm really curious as to what you guys think is appropriate in this kind of situation.
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Also, dutch oven.
set her on fire
set your IKEA shit on fire
set your rug on fire
yeah baby let it burn for me
Oh man are you burning all those things yet
BURN IT ALL BURN IT BURN IT WHOOOOO
Think about it acoustically.
Or fart into an airzooka and shoot it at her from across the room.
That's horrible.
oh my god, I have an airzooka
I need to try this
like farting at an unknowing, uncaring world
Like snowballing, but with farts.
this is equally hilarious
farts laced with laughing gas maybe?
I was wondering that myself - there's no denying it though, fart stories are definitely the funniest thing to read online.
This is the best possible response.
Party on.
nothing funnier than when a girl farts
unless she's fat
then its just disgusting because all I can think about are mudflaps
You can generally make it a few months before this happens, but it's going to. I think how it's handled is a great gauge of the relationship on a whole.
My girl cut it in front of me first. She didn't mean to and it caused her to freeze in place with a horrified look on her face. Thankfully, I had been holding one back as well. I gave her a mighty high five and let my own fly to keep her from freaking.
Now that we're living together...nothing is sacred. Like a hot breath against your thigh in the middle of the night, you never know when it'll happen, but it will.
Also, girl farts stink so much worse than boy farts. Good god.
AHahahahhahah
its a vicious cycle?
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its like a fart cone with a fan on the end to suck it out
you could funnel farts into people's faces all day long
Last night we went out to dinner and this older gentleman walked passed our table and there was an almost inaudible hiss.
We thought nothing of it until his vapor trail began molesting our noses. It's the bodily function drive by.
farting for a good five or six seconds
give it no resistance on the way out, hence no sound.
then get up and wash your hands for god's sake.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
For some reason I picture him as Wilford Brimley.
but theres nothing better than a "rumbling foghorn" for relaxation purposes
i really have nothing better to do than come up with names for farts
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The singluar expulsion that ripples the sheets and wakes your mate.
every single morning, around the same time
rise and shine and sniff my butt stench
Same. It's like clockwork.
Doesn't have much stink, but what it lacks there is makes up for in pure force.
Back and forth... forever.
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