The whole Virgin Mary thing is ridiculous because there's no real scripture that backs is up and it relies on the theological equivalent of "Because I said so."
The whole Virgin Mary thing is ridiculous because there's no real scripture that backs is up and it relies on the theological equivalent of "Because I said so."
And in some ways, so does the issue of the Holy Trinity.
The point is, nowhere in the bible does it encourage people to stare at a Goddamn ball of thermonuclear radiation.
If it came to being either deaf or blind, I think I'd rather blindness.
Shame that it's cloudy today.
I don't think I could live without music, and so I agree with you.
I mean, being blind would be tough as hell, but fuck - no longer being able to enjoy symphonies? Rock concerts? The sigh of children, the roar of cannonfire, the crackle of campfires, the witless screaming of those you are destroying?
The Virgin Mary's super powers suck anyways. She can have kids without having sex. That's great. All of the responsibility, none of the fun. Great power, really.
Yeah I'm just going to go ahead and laugh for the next 15 minutes, then thank Mary that I'm not one of these people.
I really wish Darwin was around these days, to see all the stupid people breeding like jackrabbits whilst all the learned folk can't afford it. Has anyone got that video somewhere?
I can kind of understand their thought process. I mean heaven is thought to be above us, Virgin Mary might showing herself for a visit. I find these people a little admirable, they lost their vision staring at the sun because of their faith. They felt their eyes burning but still stood fast, waiting, never giving up, never surrendering.
I can kind of understand their thought process. I mean heaven is thought to be above us, Virgin Mary might showing herself for a visit. I find these people a little admirable, they lost their vision staring at the sun because of their faith. They felt their eyes burning but still stood fast, waiting, never giving up, never surrendering.
I can kind of understand their thought process. I mean heaven is thought to be above us, Virgin Mary might showing herself for a visit. I find these people a little admirable, they lost their vision staring at the sun because of their faith. They felt their eyes burning but still stood fast, waiting, never giving up, never surrendering.
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And in some ways, so does the issue of the Holy Trinity.
The point is, nowhere in the bible does it encourage people to stare at a Goddamn ball of thermonuclear radiation.
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Shame that it's cloudy today.
I don't think I could live without music, and so I agree with you.
I mean, being blind would be tough as hell, but fuck - no longer being able to enjoy symphonies? Rock concerts? The sigh of children, the roar of cannonfire, the crackle of campfires, the witless screaming of those you are destroying?
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man I need glasses to see beyond my noise and my hearing's all but gone anyway
Once they received the vision of Mary there was nothing else seeing, so god took away their sight.
It was gods work at hand, because Mary is so pure.
chumps be all "what you doin staring into the sun like that Isaac?"
an he be all "SCIENCE. PISS OFF."
In elementary school my friends and I would stare at the sun trying to see who was toughest.
I usually won because I cheated.
My favorite part is how you capitalize Mary but not god. Bravo.
I have no idea why I did that, maybe I just don't see God as a proper noun?
that was Galileo
What did they do with these people? I certainly hope they did the right thing and had them all culled.
I really wish Darwin was around these days, to see all the stupid people breeding like jackrabbits whilst all the learned folk can't afford it. Has anyone got that video somewhere?
Yeah, but he also stuck a needle in his eye just to see if it would mess with his vision.
Newton's hardcore, but sometimes not too bright.
Indisposed
In disguise
As no one knows
Hides the face...:!!:
But seriously - wtf is wrong with people? Don't they know they can see the Virgin Mary on the Internet just like every other normal person?
You should be narrating life itself.
At least I hope you are.
Or at least made light of and utilized to entertain others, in some sort of fifty-blind-indians-versus-two-lions sort of deal.
Yakkety sax would be played on loop until the last of them died.
No it wasn't.
(Maybe he did it too, I don't know, but Newton definitely did.)
no, see, he's killing them