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[PHALLA] Innsmouth | The Final - Village/Demonologist Victory!

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !reserve

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    The Necromancer is also in the midst of playing Eternal Darkness through for all the alignments.

    That game is so great, despite being a complete ripoff of the Cthulhu universe.

    They're making another one, aren't they?

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    There were talks of it, then talks of it being cancelled.

    I'm not up to date, however.

    And the game was excellent.

    Oats on
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    The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Sign Up

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    Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I write my name upon the antiquarian script.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    The Necromancer !signs up and promises to stop with all the The Necromancer noise.
    OH GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH <3

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hmm, jdarksun is about. Looks like I better watch my back. He's a respectably tough opponent.

    Also, we should try something fun!

    If I turn out to be a bad guy, I'm going to have Iamtheaznman killed day 1!

    Ardor on
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    NionNion Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Sign up

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thrice I have gone close to the brink of insanity and thrice I have returned. This'll be a natural fit for me. I !sign up

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'll !sign up

    Egos on
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    adejaanadejaan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Sign up

    adejaan on
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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oooh. A game with possible millering mechanics!

    I'm intrigued!

    Ygnaiih, ygnaiih, thflthkh'ngha... Yog-Sothoth... y'bthnk... h'ehye-n'grkdl'lh... (sign up)

    ecco the dolphin on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh man, what if there's conversions?

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Guys, guys!

    I'm a converted reverse death miller thrall!

    Rend on
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh man, what if there's conversions?

    It means don't trust anyone! Pure paranoia.

    Besides, people can claim to have been converted now if they identify people on an opposing team. If it helps the village, they should consider doing it. Then nobody can trust conversionees?

    Or we could burn the village down and call it a day.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    But guys, I'm innocent I swear!


    robothero - Mafia, killed by a swarm of locusts Day 4

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    "if"? You say that as if there's a possibility that there aren't conversions.

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    Guys, guys!

    I'm a converted reverse death miller thrall!

    o_O

    My poor spreadsheet. It never knew what complexities were coming its way to destroy it.
    Ardor wrote: »
    Oh man, what if there's conversions?

    It means don't trust anyone! Pure paranoia.

    Besides, people can claim to have been converted now if they identify people on an opposing team. If it helps the village, they should consider doing it. Then nobody can trust conversionees?

    Or we could burn the village down and call it a day.

    It's the only way to be sure.

    ecco the dolphin on
    Penny Arcade Developers at PADev.net.
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    eecc wrote: »
    My poor spreadsheet. It never knew what complexities were coming its way to destroy it.



    Trust me, no one will ever want to make a spreadsheet again after this game.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    Guys, guys!

    I'm a converted reverse death miller thrall!

    That's like using a bunch of double negatives.

    Death miller = good, but seers/dies as evil
    Reverse death miller = evil, but seers/dies as good
    Converted reverse death miller = was evil, now is good, still seers/dies as good (basically a villager)

    If Converted reverse death miller = villager, then "converted reverse death miller thrall" = "villager thrall"

    Since in a phalla game a villager is value neutral (generally everybody gets a villager PM), then Rend is actually a thrall.

    ...

    !vote Rend

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    Guys, guys!

    I'm a converted reverse death miller thrall!

    That's like using a bunch of double negatives.

    Death miller = good, but seers/dies as evil
    Reverse death miller = evil, but seers/dies as good
    Converted reverse death miller = was evil, now is good, still seers/dies as good (basically a villager)

    If Converted reverse death miller = villager, then "converted reverse death miller thrall" = "villager thrall"

    Since in a phalla game a villager is neutral (generally everybody gets a villager PM), then Rend is actually a thrall.

    ...

    !vote Rend

    No, this means that I started as evil, seering good, ie reverse death miller. i was then converted by the village! Now good, seering good. But then, gasp! I was _made_ a thrall.

    So the only choice is to !vote Re-wait.

    Rend on
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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm leading the pre-game village vote

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I'm leading the pre-game village vote

    you will be "gifted" by Old Man Yog.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Guys, guys!

    I'm a converted reverse death miller thrall!

    That's like using a bunch of double negatives.

    Death miller = good, but seers/dies as evil
    Reverse death miller = evil, but seers/dies as good
    Converted reverse death miller = was evil, now is good, still seers/dies as good (basically a villager)

    If Converted reverse death miller = villager, then "converted reverse death miller thrall" = "villager thrall"

    Since in a phalla game a villager is neutral (generally everybody gets a villager PM), then Rend is actually a thrall.

    ...

    !vote Rend

    No, this means that I started as evil, seering good, ie reverse death miller. i was then converted by the village! Now good, seering good. But then, gasp! I was _made_ a thrall.

    So the only choice is to !vote Re-wait.

    If this is how this game is going to go, I fear I might fall into a coma halfway through. Well, might as well go ahead and make the call to the hospital...

    kuhlmeye on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    You are: The Suicidal Villager.

    You will kill yourself at the end of Day 1. This is unavoidable.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Guys, guys!

    I'm a converted reverse death miller thrall!

    That's like using a bunch of double negatives.

    Death miller = good, but seers/dies as evil
    Reverse death miller = evil, but seers/dies as good
    Converted reverse death miller = was evil, now is good, still seers/dies as good (basically a villager)

    If Converted reverse death miller = villager, then "converted reverse death miller thrall" = "villager thrall"

    Since in a phalla game a villager is neutral (generally everybody gets a villager PM), then Rend is actually a thrall.

    ...

    !vote Rend

    No, this means that I started as evil, seering good, ie reverse death miller. i was then converted by the village! Now good, seering good. But then, gasp! I was _made_ a thrall.

    So the only choice is to !vote Re-wait.

    If this is how this game is going to go, I fear I might fall into a coma halfway through. Well, might as well go ahead and make the call to the hospital...

    Such a typical defense for a thrice converted reverse death milling anti-roleblocker cult leader.

    Come on, at least try to be original.

    Rend on
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    !sign orp

    Obbi on
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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Guys, guys!

    I'm a converted reverse death miller thrall!

    That's like using a bunch of double negatives.

    Death miller = good, but seers/dies as evil
    Reverse death miller = evil, but seers/dies as good
    Converted reverse death miller = was evil, now is good, still seers/dies as good (basically a villager)

    If Converted reverse death miller = villager, then "converted reverse death miller thrall" = "villager thrall"

    Since in a phalla game a villager is neutral (generally everybody gets a villager PM), then Rend is actually a thrall.

    ...

    !vote Rend

    No, this means that I started as evil, seering good, ie reverse death miller. i was then converted by the village! Now good, seering good. But then, gasp! I was _made_ a thrall.

    So the only choice is to !vote Re-wait.

    If this is how this game is going to go, I fear I might fall into a coma halfway through. Well, might as well go ahead and make the call to the hospital...

    Such a typical defense for a thrice converted reverse death milling anti-roleblocker cult leader.

    Come on, at least try to be original.

    Well, it was that or I was finally going to get everyone to drink the punch. You have no idea how long I've awaited the day where no one questions the table with punch in the middle of the cornfield. It's so hard to be cult leader these days.

    kuhlmeye on
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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Also make Rend and I the only bad guys and we will clean up the place

    Monkeyfeet on
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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Such a typical defense for a thrice converted reverse death milling anti-roleblocker cult leader.

    Come on, at least try to be original.

    Well, it was that or I was finally going to get everyone to finally drink the punch. You have no idea how long I've awaited the day where no one questions the table with punch in the middle of the cornfield. It's so hard to be cult leader these days.

    What's this? Punch in the middle of a cornfield? How thoughtful of someone!

    A refreshing drink just where you need it.

    While you're on the run from eldritch horrors.

    ecco the dolphin on
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    Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !sign up

    Oh shit guys.

    Long time no see.

    Shorn Scrotum Man on
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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    eecc wrote: »

    What's this? Punch in the middle of a cornfield? How thoughtful of someone!

    A refreshing drink just where you need it.

    While you're on the run from eldritch horrors.

    Yes, have a drink of the delicious punch! The very not poisoned punch! I promise you won't die!

    kuhlmeye on
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Sign-up

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    eecc wrote: »

    What's this? Punch in the middle of a cornfield? How thoughtful of someone!

    A refreshing drink just where you need it.

    While you're on the run from eldritch horrors.

    Yes, have a drink of the delicious punch! The very not poisoned punch! I promise you won't die!

    Subject: "You drank the punch!"
    Body: It seems you've drank the punch!

    You are now a: Shoggoth!

    Your win condition now matches that of Kuhlmeye, Master of the Cornfield Punch Bowl.

    Rend on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Professor will !signup

    I've never played a Phalla before. Please... please be gentle. :oops:

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kuhlmeye's win condition: GET EVERYONE TO DRINK THE PUNCH.

    kuhlmeye on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Kuhlmeye's win condition: GET EVERYONE TO DRINK THE PUNCH.

    What does this punch do?

    Rend on
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    Mathieu WarrickMathieu Warrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Anyone who likes Roast Beef will not be hazed.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ...not kill you?

    kuhlmeye on
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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    eecc wrote: »

    What's this? Punch in the middle of a cornfield? How thoughtful of someone!

    A refreshing drink just where you need it.

    While you're on the run from eldritch horrors.

    Yes, have a drink of the delicious punch! The very not poisoned punch! I promise you won't die!

    Subject: "You drank the punch!"
    Body: It seems you've drank the punch!

    You are now a: Shoggoth!

    Your win condition now matches that of Kuhlmeye, Master of the Cornfield Punch Bowl.

    On that fateful day in the cornfield...
    To think that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality...
    To see those who dwell behind.
    I was once a fool.

    ecco the dolphin on
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