I remember last year, when my sisters and I went to visit Dad in South Carolina, and while he was driving us around Myrtle Beach we were having a conversation* about whatever, when he started getting into politics. I wasn't really paying attention, until he started literally screaming at us in the car, something along the lines of "YOU BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING!? GARBLE GARBLE GARBLE GARBLE!"
*one sided talk where Dad talks about shit no one wants to listen to
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Agent VesagoHalf Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard.Registered Userregular
Most people who don't "believe" in evolution just don't understand what it actually is.
They hear the word and their brains just automatically snap to "omg monkeys turned into people!"
When I try to have a conversation with people like this it usually ends with them screaming " I ain't no fucking monkey's cousin."
I am really shocked how hard it is to get that, no, we didn't come from today's monkeys, but we and today's monkeys have the same roots
The moment you talk about evolution and someone who is not a scientist and not currently engaged in research says "I believe that..." is the moment I stop the conversation because it is heading nowhere.
You can not discuss against believes,it devolves into a pit fight you can't win,dragging on forever.
A scientist however will try to prove his believes and get evidence to back them.
So I'm not saying it's wrong to believe in something or listen to people who believe in things.
It just depends on WHO you are listening to.
its cheesy and so forth but I can't watch this without smiling discovery channel musical ad
another favourite is to just go nuts and pack thirty sausage and egg mcmuffins down my gullet
Most people who don't "believe" in evolution just don't understand what it actually is.
They hear the word and their brains just automatically snap to "omg monkeys turned into people!"
When I try to have a conversation with people like this it usually ends with them screaming " I ain't no fucking monkey's cousin."
I am really shocked how hard it is to get that, no, we didn't come from today's monkeys, but we and today's monkeys have the same roots
The moment you talk about evolution and someone who is not a scientist and not currently engaged in research says "I believe that..." is the moment I stop the conversation because it is heading nowhere.
You can not discuss against believes,it devolves into a pit fight you can't win,dragging on forever.
A scientist however will try to prove his believes and get evidence to back them.
So I'm not saying it's wrong to believe in something or listen to people who believe in things.
It just depends on WHO you are listening to.
well the non-scientists support their thoughts with evidence
thousands of years of evidence
yeah, there's this little book
maybe you've heard of it
called the bible
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KlykaDO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered Userregular
Most people who don't "believe" in evolution just don't understand what it actually is.
They hear the word and their brains just automatically snap to "omg monkeys turned into people!"
When I try to have a conversation with people like this it usually ends with them screaming " I ain't no fucking monkey's cousin."
I am really shocked how hard it is to get that, no, we didn't come from today's monkeys, but we and today's monkeys have the same roots
The moment you talk about evolution and someone who is not a scientist and not currently engaged in research says "I believe that..." is the moment I stop the conversation because it is heading nowhere.
You can not discuss against believes,it devolves into a pit fight you can't win,dragging on forever.
A scientist however will try to prove his believes and get evidence to back them.
So I'm not saying it's wrong to believe in something or listen to people who believe in things.
It just depends on WHO you are listening to.
well the non-scientists support their thoughts with evidence
thousands of years of evidence
yeah, there's this little book
maybe you've heard of it
called the bible
evolution isn't understood by a lot of the people who have boners for it, though, so it's understandable that people who don't believe it don't know what it's about
like i had a big argument with my dad because he was adamant that evolution always creates the best solution (thus we have five fingers because it's the optimum solution) whereas i insisted that evolution usually just keeps what it knows (we have five fingers because that's the first working solution that appeared)
Yes. And it's always 100x better when it's something really unhealthy or greasy. Like a burger and chips.
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited August 2008
the enjoyment i derive from any given activity i partake in while suffering from a hangover is generally cut significantly by the fact that my head is splitting, my body begs for a mercy killing and i am puking everywhere
I don't generally puke from a hangover. If I drink too much, I usually puke not long after said drinking takes place, no more than a few hours. If I survive till morning without puking I generally am fine.
Though I've been getting killer headaches from my last few hangovers. But Tequila was involved, so yeah, that might explain a bit.
I don't generally puke from a hangover. If I drink too much, I usually puke not long after said drinking takes place, no more than a few hours. If I survive till morning without puking I generally am fine.
Though I've been getting killer headaches from my last few hangovers. But Tequila was involved, so yeah, that might explain a bit.
i don't often get hangovers but when i do they tend to be the type where i can't possibly fathom doing anything but laying in bed and hiding from light and sound for as long as possible
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
I get really mild annoying hangovers I like to solve with coca-cola and chicken salad sammiches.
In fact, as a general rule, a good goddamn sandwich is the best way to cheer up.
I haven't been hungover in a couple of years. That's probably because my last hangover came as a result of drinking too much red wine.
It was possibly the worst hangover ever. Death seemed like a good choice.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited August 2008
I don't really get hangovers either, thanks to my mighty German Catholic liver. I've puked a couple of times after actually drinking too much (for science) but I've never had anything the morning after except a mild headache that basically goes away after breakfast.
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When I try to have a conversation with people like this it usually ends with them screaming " I ain't no fucking monkey's cousin."
"Then how do you explain cousin Bobo?"
they of course don't know that this happening would break practically every single rule of evolution and genetics.
that was hilarious
(i am so disappointed that no one got my trollies reference D;
or maybe that makes me more awesome
probably more awesome)
\m/
edit: wait i don't remember that part at the end it was just a radio show
hmmmmmm
I am really shocked how hard it is to get that, no, we didn't come from today's monkeys, but we and today's monkeys have the same roots
The moment you talk about evolution and someone who is not a scientist and not currently engaged in research says "I believe that..." is the moment I stop the conversation because it is heading nowhere.
You can not discuss against believes,it devolves into a pit fight you can't win,dragging on forever.
A scientist however will try to prove his believes and get evidence to back them.
So I'm not saying it's wrong to believe in something or listen to people who believe in things.
It just depends on WHO you are listening to.
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It makes me giggle uncontrollably every time.
another favourite is to just go nuts and pack thirty sausage and egg mcmuffins down my gullet
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well the non-scientists support their thoughts with evidence
thousands of years of evidence
yeah, there's this little book
maybe you've heard of it
called the bible
I heard books evolved from scrolls.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SCROLL GIVE BIRTH TO A BOOK!
it molted
like a phoenix
But the phoenix is a creature depicted in heretic books like Harry Hertical Potter, so it has no meaning in context with the BOOK OF BOOKS.
I'm of course talking about Lord of the Rings.
they are simply referencing demons that have come up to torture us
a lot more believable than coming from bloody monkeys
like i had a big argument with my dad because he was adamant that evolution always creates the best solution (thus we have five fingers because it's the optimum solution) whereas i insisted that evolution usually just keeps what it knows (we have five fingers because that's the first working solution that appeared)
i don't think this actually has anything to do with what's going on in here
but i do
worst Zelda game
by far
fuck TP
I've never seen the twilight give birth to a princess!!!
Go play that game and remember: you are defying god's creation by playing fantasy games with heretical content.
And Bongi, I'm pretty sure in the far future humans will have 6 fingers because future game consoles demand it, what with all their buttons.
underworld had their hands all over it
lick
lick lick lick lick
turn head away
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when you're feeling shitty with a hangover
the first square meal you eat is so astonishingly good
Though I've been getting killer headaches from my last few hangovers. But Tequila was involved, so yeah, that might explain a bit.
i don't often get hangovers but when i do they tend to be the type where i can't possibly fathom doing anything but laying in bed and hiding from light and sound for as long as possible
In fact, as a general rule, a good goddamn sandwich is the best way to cheer up.
Keep me from eating the entire day and then some.
I should cross post this to the weight loss thread.
It was possibly the worst hangover ever. Death seemed like a good choice.
oh god.
The old school George Carlin.
Or watch a good movie.