We are kindered souls gooey. Well aside from the fact you make a lot of money and look like a greek god, while I look like buddha and work in a job that would make Peter Gibbons kill himself.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
We are kindered souls gooey. Well aside from the fact you make a lot of money and look like a greek god, while I look like buddha and work in a job that would make Peter Gibbons kill himself.
We are kindered souls gooey. Well aside from the fact you make a lot of money and look like a greek god, while I look like buddha and work in a job that would make Peter Gibbons kill himself.
I prefer the term "porno hot"
Didn't you get the memo?
Porno Hot could refer to Ron Jeremy dude, which would be more like my body type... Did you see my spread in Burly Bastard?
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
We are kindered souls gooey. Well aside from the fact you make a lot of money and look like a greek god, while I look like buddha and work in a job that would make Peter Gibbons kill himself.
I prefer the term "porno hot"
Didn't you get the memo?
Porno Hot could refer to Ron Jeremy dude, which would be more like my body type... Did you see my spread in Burly Bastard?
I popped a boner - but I screamed "NO GAY!" at the same time so I'm cool.
We are kindered souls gooey. Well aside from the fact you make a lot of money and look like a greek god, while I look like buddha and work in a job that would make Peter Gibbons kill himself.
I prefer the term "porno hot"
Didn't you get the memo?
Porno Hot could refer to Ron Jeremy dude, which would be more like my body type... Did you see my spread in Burly Bastard?
I popped a boner - but I screamed "NO GAY!" at the same time so I'm cool.
I will forever thank Something Positive for that magazine, so hilarious.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
oh man, tomorrow is Saturday. That means chicken biscuit day! Squeeeeee
What the fuck is a chicken biscuit? God damn you southern yahoos and your made up foods. How is the HC gooester? Did you convince her to get a boob job yet?
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I just watched Persepolis. I went into it thinking it was a cartoon with cultural references and good old comedy fun. Boy was I wrong. The actual film was like a punch in the gut - in a good way, mind you. Heavy shit.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
oh man, tomorrow is Saturday. That means chicken biscuit day! Squeeeeee
What the fuck is a chicken biscuit? God damn you southern yahoos and your made up foods. How is the HC gooester? Did you convince her to get a boob job yet?
Fried chicken+biscuit = orgasm in your mouth
HC is on vacation with her family some place I can't remember in Canada. I think we're going to try to do something again this week. That reminds me, I need to go shopping for a new shirt.
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oh man, tomorrow is Saturday. That means chicken biscuit day! Squeeeeee
What the fuck is a chicken biscuit? God damn you southern yahoos and your made up foods. How is the HC gooester? Did you convince her to get a boob job yet?
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
oh man, tomorrow is Saturday. That means chicken biscuit day! Squeeeeee
What the fuck is a chicken biscuit? God damn you southern yahoos and your made up foods. How is the HC gooester? Did you convince her to get a boob job yet?
Fried chicken+biscuit = orgasm in your mouth
HC is on vacation with her family some place I can't remember in Canada. I think we're going to try to do something again this week. That reminds me, I need to go shopping for a new shirt.
I like how we have relegated this woman to her physical attractive level and her job, it's like a perfect example of male posters here. I don't like cum in my mouth gooey god damn it I told you this, shit its like that one time you got it in my hair.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I like how we have relegated this woman to her physical attractive level and her job, it's like a perfect example of male posters here. I don't like cum in my mouth gooey god damn it I told you this, shit its like that one time you got it in my hair.
To be fair, she is really hot.
Also, I already apologised for that why can't you just drop it already jesus.
I really want something to get intoxicated with tonight. I have a bunch of beer, but it's not drinkable enough to get drunk on. I wonder if I can get some sticky stuff.
Also, I already apologised for that why can't you just drop it already jesus.
Throwing me a towel and saying "it'll wash out you little bitch" is not an apology mister! Hell your little ecard was even worse "I'm sorry you were upset that I came in your hair and you had to shave it down like a skinhead", I mean the text was bad enough but did I really need an animated frog getting jizzed on? I mean honestly gooey I don't know why I have a fake sexual relationship with you.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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That's not what I typed?
I will repeat for you:
Macho macho man. I want to be a macho man.
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Never mind
Preacher understands
We are kindered souls gooey. Well aside from the fact you make a lot of money and look like a greek god, while I look like buddha and work in a job that would make Peter Gibbons kill himself.
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the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Sorry, I don't speak neandertal.
I prefer the term "porno hot"
Didn't you get the memo?
neanderthal
You misspelled "neanderthal."
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Porno Hot could refer to Ron Jeremy dude, which would be more like my body type... Did you see my spread in Burly Bastard?
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I popped a boner - but I screamed "NO GAY!" at the same time so I'm cool.
It's spelled "fail."
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I will forever thank Something Positive for that magazine, so hilarious.
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the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I don't think it helps
What the fuck is a chicken biscuit? God damn you southern yahoos and your made up foods. How is the HC gooester? Did you convince her to get a boob job yet?
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Fuck, I'd never, ever want to live in Iran.
So is it just like prison rape for you, but without the prison part?
It doesn't really help when you're fucking a dude in the ass eddy. Well also when swallowing cock it just comes out as "Ok?"
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They could completely delete it and only three people would even notice.
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It must be terrible to watch the country you know and love be subverted and twisted like that.
Eddy walks around with bars of soap to drop whenever the mood strikes.
Fried chicken+biscuit = orgasm in your mouth
HC is on vacation with her family some place I can't remember in Canada. I think we're going to try to do something again this week. That reminds me, I need to go shopping for a new shirt.
From Chik-Fil-A? Or are you making your own?
I like how we have relegated this woman to her physical attractive level and her job, it's like a perfect example of male posters here. I don't like cum in my mouth gooey god damn it I told you this, shit its like that one time you got it in my hair.
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that's the worst
Chik-Fil-A. There is one a mile from my house and I'm not a good cook.
To be fair, she is really hot.
Also, I already apologised for that why can't you just drop it already jesus.
Yes I know this, I have a fairly explosive orgasm and one accidental discharge later and I'm almost god damn blind from burning pain.
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Why?
YOU'RE TERRIBLE
Throwing me a towel and saying "it'll wash out you little bitch" is not an apology mister! Hell your little ecard was even worse "I'm sorry you were upset that I came in your hair and you had to shave it down like a skinhead", I mean the text was bad enough but did I really need an animated frog getting jizzed on? I mean honestly gooey I don't know why I have a fake sexual relationship with you.
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