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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So how about ass-to-pancakes

    *rips up IHOP VIP card*

    Poop-chute-to-microwaved-buttered-bagel.

    Why wait? Just fuck them in the ass through the bagel.

    Gim, you are a genius <3

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Who's Drez's least favorite

    Harry_B
    The Old Guard knows what I'm talking about.

    Hacksaw on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Bagels have pretty small holes, guys.

    so do asses

    you just have to tear it up

    Senjutsu on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Bagels have pretty small holes, guys.

    Bagel holes expand to accommodate the volume of a baby passing through.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    JohnnyCache is my second least favorite poster here.
    JC is awesome. You go to hell.
    No, he's pretty goddamned fucking retarded and he likes to misrepresent things people say in a thread. Whether this is because he doesn't understand what people are saying or because he likes to troll is beyond me, but I don't really give a shit.
    You're just angry because you're a terrible person and no one loves you. QED.

    Egosearch my name. Everyone loves me you hippity-hoppity drama QUEEN!

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Bagels have pretty small holes, guys.

    That's called "tight." Which you would know is a desirable trait in a lay if you weren't such a fag.

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So how about ass-to-pancakes

    *rips up IHOP VIP card*

    Poop-chute-to-microwaved-buttered-bagel.

    Why wait? Just fuck them in the ass through the bagel.

    Gim, you are a genius <3

    The strange part is that it's completely kosher.

    Gim on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man if Gim can manage an eight-year-old, I'm sure he could do a bagel

    Elendil on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Bagels have pretty small holes, guys.
    Small holes can be stretched to accommodate large object. You just need the right kind of lubrication. In the case of bagels, margarine.

    Hacksaw on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Bagels have pretty small holes, guys.

    The better to donkey punch with, my dear.

    Gim on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    JohnnyCache is my second least favorite poster of the 21st century.

    I'm ashamed of you for not doing this, Drez.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
    vRyue2p.png
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So how about ass-to-pancakes

    *rips up IHOP VIP card*

    Poop-chute-to-microwaved-buttered-bagel.

    Why wait? Just fuck them in the ass through the bagel.

    Gim, you are a genius <3

    The strange part is that it's completely kosher.

    Not if you lube with 100% bacon grease


    and I wouldn't recommend lubing any other way

    Senjutsu on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So how about ass-to-pancakes

    *rips up IHOP VIP card*

    Poop-chute-to-microwaved-buttered-bagel.

    Why wait? Just fuck them in the ass through the bagel.

    Gim, you are a genius <3

    The strange part is that it's completely kosher.

    With or without a schmear?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    JohnnyCache is my second least favorite poster of the 21st century.

    I'm ashamed of you for not doing this, Drez.

    Heh I forgot about it until Senj asked his question. I was too angry at the moment to be funny. My emotions work on a scale.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    JohnnyCache is my second least favorite poster here.
    JC is awesome. You go to hell.
    No, he's pretty goddamned fucking retarded and he likes to misrepresent things people say in a thread. Whether this is because he doesn't understand what people are saying or because he likes to troll is beyond me, but I don't really give a shit.
    You're just angry because you're a terrible person and no one loves you. QED.

    Egosearch my name. Everyone loves me you hippity-hoppity drama QUEEN!
    You're about as loved as a chainsaw to the rectum, you horrible waste of carbon atoms.

    Hacksaw on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Now, fucking a bagel bite would be kind of impressive

    By which I mean sad on a multitude of levels

    Elendil on
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Random picture from Jamaica time!

    n51810081_32601833_2633.jpg

    Kilroy on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Now, fucking a bagel bite would be kind of impressive
    Bagelingus

    Hacksaw on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Man if Gim can manage an eight-year-old, I'm sure he could do a bagel

    I was told that those files were expunged!

    Gim on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Bagels have pretty small holes, guys.
    Small holes can be stretched to accommodate large object. You just need the right kind of lubrication. In the case of bagels, margarine.

    See, this is the part where I go FUCK YOU and you go "why" and I go BECAUSE YOU LIKE MARGARINE MARGARINE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING AND I HATE YOU NOW.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want this motorcycle so bad
    thruxton-2008.jpg

    I think I will buy it

    I need to learn to ride a motorcycle.

    Gooey on
    919UOwT.png
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You guys have dirty minds tonight.

    Gorilla Salad on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    JohnnyCache is my second least favorite poster here.
    JC is awesome. You go to hell.
    No, he's pretty goddamned fucking retarded and he likes to misrepresent things people say in a thread. Whether this is because he doesn't understand what people are saying or because he likes to troll is beyond me, but I don't really give a shit.
    You're just angry because you're a terrible person and no one loves you. QED.

    Egosearch my name. Everyone loves me you hippity-hoppity drama QUEEN!
    You're about as loved as a chainsaw to the rectum, you horrible waste of carbon atoms.

    You know you love me. And if you don't you can go down the volcano with JC and JRX.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Now, fucking a bagel bite would be kind of impressive
    Bagelingus

    When my cock's in a bagel, you can eat my cock anytime!

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So how about ass-to-pancakes

    *rips up IHOP VIP card*

    Poop-chute-to-microwaved-buttered-bagel.

    Why wait? Just fuck them in the ass through the bagel.

    Gim, you are a genius <3

    The strange part is that it's completely kosher.

    With or without a schmear?

    Like pap? Because that's just disgusting.

    Gim on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Now, fucking a bagel bite would be kind of impressive
    Bagelingus

    I'd eat that shit up

    Senjutsu on
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Bagels have pretty small holes, guys.
    Small holes can be stretched to accommodate large object. You just need the right kind of lubrication. In the case of bagels, margarine.

    Too much trans fat.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    You guys have dirty minds tonight.
    Dirtier cocks

    Elendil on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    You guys have dirty minds tonight.
    Dirtier mouths

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    JohnnyCache is my second least favorite poster here.
    JC is awesome. You go to hell.
    No, he's pretty goddamned fucking retarded and he likes to misrepresent things people say in a thread. Whether this is because he doesn't understand what people are saying or because he likes to troll is beyond me, but I don't really give a shit.
    You're just angry because you're a terrible person and no one loves you. QED.

    Egosearch my name. Everyone loves me you hippity-hoppity drama QUEEN!
    You're about as loved as a chainsaw to the rectum, you horrible waste of carbon atoms.

    You know you love me. And if you don't you can go down the volcano with JC and JRX.
    Haven't you ever seen Joe vs. The Volcano? I'll just get blown out at the last second and land in the ocean with my one true love.

    Which is more than you can ever hope for, bitch tits.

    Hacksaw on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Drez, I wish to fondle your bitch tits.

    Gim on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Bagels have pretty small holes, guys.
    Small holes can be stretched to accommodate large object. You just need the right kind of lubrication. In the case of bagels, margarine.

    Too much trans fat.
    Not if it's Saffola brand margarine!

    Hacksaw on
  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Who's Drez's least favorite

    Harry_B
    The Old Guard knows what I'm talking about.

    DID YOU KNOW HE WAS A PILOT???

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • SymphonySymphony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Random picture from Jamaica time!
    n51810081_32601833_2633.jpg

    Where in Jamaica is this?

    Symphony on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Proto wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Who's Drez's least favorite

    Harry_B
    The Old Guard knows what I'm talking about.

    DID YOU KNOW HE WAS A PILOT???
    HE HAD SUPER SECRET INFO ON THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY!!!

    Hacksaw on
  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    I want this motorcycle so bad
    thruxton-2008.jpg

    I think I will buy it

    I need to learn to ride a motorcycle.

    yessssssss.

    I love the scrambler.

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My best friend's dad has this old Triumph from... crap, I don't remember the year... I wanna say 1975... with red trim in cherry condition. It is sexay.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You know what sucks?

    What sucks is when following the rules exactly and not being a lazy-ass costs your company seven digits.

    Because you did your fucking job. :x

    Incenjucar on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    None of those digits are in the cents columns, are they?

    Gim on
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Scratch that. '65.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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