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Issac Hayes Dead :(

APZonerunnerAPZonerunner Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
First Bernie Mac, now Chef..

http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8817903

:( Such a shame. Awesome musician, hilarious in South Park too... Sucks. RIP.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Why is everyone dying?

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Where's your Super Adventure Club now?

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Musta been the Scientology that got him. I hear it’s fatal.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    R.I.P. Isaac -- thanks for all the great music.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bye Isaac, sorry you couldn't take a joke.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He's singing about making love to heavenly ladies.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    KalTorak wrote: »
    He's singing about making love to heavenly ladies.

    I think you mean serenading thetans in Xenu-land

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I'll miss that satin voice, but it's one less Scientologist paying into the structure.

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He's the Duke. He's A-Number-One.

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    And here's how he'll be remembered:

    "LATEST: US musician Isaac Hayes, composer of Theme from Shaft, is found dead, aged 65. More soon."

    From the BBC news ticker.

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkCrawler wrote: »
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

    Have you ever heard of a jinx?

    Because I'm going to fucking kill you now.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hayes was an awesome musician, sad that he's fuelling Xenu's volcano now.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wonder_Hippie wrote: »
    DarkCrawler wrote: »
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

    Have you ever heard of a jinx?

    Because I'm going to fucking kill you now.

    Maybe it'll just be Michelle and then Barack can finally be with his true love Scarlett Johannsen.

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkCrawler wrote: »
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

    Everyone, think Will Smith, Will Smith, Will Smith.

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wonder_Hippie wrote: »
    DarkCrawler wrote: »
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

    Have you ever heard of a jinx?

    Because I'm going to fucking kill you now.

    D:

    I was not of course talking about Barack Obama, but...about...Jesse Jackson or something.

    Because I actually like Will Smith.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    Bye Isaac, sorry you couldn't take a joke.
    In my happy mental fantasy land he was pressured into that, while sick, by an asshole Scientologist. I shall cling to this fantasy fiercely.

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Death better stay the fuck away from Bill Duke and Keith David. ESPECIALLY Keith David.

    You hear me, Death? Those two are OFF-LIMITS.

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »
    Death better stay the fuck away from Bill Duke and Keith David. ESPECIALLY Keith David.

    You hear me, Death? Those two are OFF-LIMITS.

    We take shifts protecting Keith in his stone sleep.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Actually it looks like Paul Newman will be the next one dead since apparently he has 'only weeks to live'.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    DarkCrawler wrote: »
    Wow. What the fuck, Death, why are you suddenly against African-American entertainers?
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »

    If I was a prominent black celebrity, I'd be watching the fuck out right now. Death seems to be following a pattern this week.

    That's what McCain camp is betting on as well.

    Zing!

    Everyone, think Will Smith, Will Smith, Will Smith.

    But he's playing Obama in the Obama movie.

    The third one was probably Morgan Freeman, but he escaped the clutches of death.

    Ala Final Destination.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    Bye Isaac, sorry you couldn't take a joke.
    According to someone on another episode, he liked it, but scientology got on his ass and he suddenly became outraged and left. Which makes sense, as why would the creators who respected him so highly suddenly decide "Okay we hate Chef now."

    Goodbye, Isaac. Your chocolate salty balls will be missed.

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Duke of New York

    D:

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh shit.

    OH SHIT.

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    Eerie.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't think God even watched that movie.

    (I know because I didn't watch that movie.)

    p.s. I'm God.

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    I don't think God even watched that movie.

    (I know because I didn't watch that movie.)

    p.s. I'm God.

    It's not even out yet.

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  • milkyechomilkyecho Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    and morgan freeman almost died this week in a severe auto accident.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    August = Black Mystery Month?

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    How long until the conspiracy theories start appearing on the net?

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Heath too this year. I don't really care about Bernie Mac but Chef? Damn. It mostly sucks because now his characters canonical story end is being a peadophile who is eaten and mauled by animals and rebuilt as a Dark Side child molester.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    :(:(

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  • SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkWarrior wrote: »
    Heath too this year. I don't really care about Bernie Mac but Chef? Damn. It mostly sucks because now his characters canonical story end is being a peadophile who is eaten and mauled by animals and rebuilt as a Dark Side child molester.
    Maybe they'll he sacrificed himself to destroy the Super Adventure Club once and for all.

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  • ConvaelConvael Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkWarrior wrote: »
    Heath too this year. I don't really care about Bernie Mac but Chef? Damn. It mostly sucks because now his characters canonical story end is being a peadophile who is eaten and mauled by animals and rebuilt as a Dark Side child molester.
    I'm pretty sure that's how Matt Stone/Trey Parker wanted him to be remembered on the show regardless...

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »
    Oh shit.

    OH SHIT.

    soulmenrs2.jpg

    Eerie.

    Okay, death, you can take Obama. Just...just leave Sam L. alone. :cry:

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkCrawler wrote: »
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »
    Oh shit.

    OH SHIT.

    soulmenrs2.jpg

    Eerie.

    Okay, death, you can take Obama. Just...just leave Sam L. alone. :cry:

    Seriously? Seriously? I'm sure you're being sarcastic, but even so, this pisses me off. You'd rather take a mediocre if somewhat amusing actor over a politician that might actually make a real positive difference for our country?

    Also, Isaac Hayes is with L. Ron Hubbard now. Isaac, fight the good fight against thetans and Xenu.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    All the Scientology talk aside (some of you people are utter bastards), I'll respond with a favorite Chef scene.

    Chef: [with flashlight] Jeff!! The aliens took the children up on their ship.
    Jeff: Oh no!
    Chef: Did you find out what the aliens were up to?
    Jeff: When I reversed the polarities, I found this: [sits at the console and starts pressing keys. 1s and 0s flash across a screen] It's a message that the aliens are broadcasting throughout the entire universe. But I have no idea what it says.
    Chef: They took the children, Jeff! I have to know what those aliens are up to!
    Jeff: [spins around] Wait a minute! Butt sex!
    Chef: Butt sex?
    Jeff: Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right? Lubrication. Lubruh... Chupuh... Chupacabra 's the, the goat killer of Mexican folklore. Folklore is stories from the past that are often fictionalized. Fictionalized to heighten drama. Drama students! Students at colleges usally have bicycles! Bi, bian, binary. It's binary code! [spins back and works on decoding it]
    Chef: Who's havin' butt sex?

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    DarkCrawler wrote: »
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »
    Oh shit.

    OH SHIT.

    soulmenrs2.jpg

    Eerie.

    Okay, death, you can take Obama. Just...just leave Sam L. alone. :cry:

    Seriously? Seriously? I'm sure you're being sarcastic, but even so, this pisses me off. You'd rather take a mediocre if somewhat amusing actor over a politician that might actually make a real positive difference for our country?

    Also, Isaac Hayes is with L. Ron Hubbard now. Isaac, fight the good fight against thetans and Xenu.

    Yeah...I'm being sarcastic. :|

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »
    Oh shit.

    OH SHIT.

    soulmenrs2.jpg

    Eerie.
    Nick Fury nooooooooooo!

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  • UnderdogUnderdog Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Muffin Man wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Bye Isaac, sorry you couldn't take a joke.
    According to someone on another episode, he liked it, but scientology got on his ass and he suddenly became outraged and left. Which makes sense, as why would the creators who respected him so highly suddenly decide "Okay we hate Chef now."

    Goodbye, Isaac. Your chocolate salty balls will be missed.

    When I heard he died, that was the first thing my brain started to sing.

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    DarkCrawler wrote: »
    Okay, death, you can take Obama. Just...just leave Sam L. alone. :cry:

    Seriously? Seriously? I'm sure you're being sarcastic, but even so, this pisses me off. You'd rather take a mediocre if somewhat amusing actor over a politician that might actually make a real positive difference for our country?

    I would. Motherfucking Samuel Motherfucking L. Motherfucking Jackson Motherfucker fought snakes as a super villain hotel manager hitman.

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