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Pitch me a Movie (updated with intial poster)

The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
Guys, I want you to pitch me a movie idea.

I will do up a fancy poster and post it and it will show us in all our glory.

So far the best I have come up with is a guy going around battling people with hockey sticks and sporting paraphenalia, and that is shit.

Taglines and such more than welcome.

Let's rock this shit


Since you guys can't give me one workeable idea, I have decided to take the better elements from a few

TITLE:
WHERE'S MY YOGHURT?
A man loses his yoghurt, his mind, his humanity

Bitchin Motorbike
Bruce Willis
Shetland Pony
Bruce Willis has cybernetic arms
Sassy Bandits

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Your Gay"

    starring and directed by The Black Hunter

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Guy goes to Burger King... AND ORDERS A BIG MAC!"

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    My Best Friend's Sister's Boyfriend's Brother's Girlfriend Killed A Hobo

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    Druhim wrote: »
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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Sisterhood of the Traveling Diaphragm

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    Guys, I want you to pitch me a movie idea.

    I will do up a fancy poster and post it and it will show us in all our glory.

    So far the best I have come up with is a guy going around battling people with hockey sticks and sporting paraphenalia, and that is shit.

    Taglines and such more than welcome.

    Let's rock this shit

    Fallout on
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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tropic Thunder 2: Tropic Thunderer

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    What happens when three ordinary men are suddenly shoved into the seamy world of gay pornography?
    MONEY SHOT: BASED ON A TRUE STORY

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    Druhim wrote: »
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    Guys, I want you to pitch me a movie idea.

    I will do up a fancy poster and post it and it will show us in all our glory.

    So far the best I have come up with is a guy going around battling people with hockey sticks and sporting paraphenalia, and that is shit.

    Taglines and such more than welcome.

    Let's rock this shit

    Well, the problem with your pitch, is that...

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the mummy 4

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  • big lbig l Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    TFS' life after SE++

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Harold And Kumar Get Herpes

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Punk Kittens: A New Breed of Punk: The Thread: The Movie

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    D+ material so far guys

    I have things to do, but when I re-arrive at my computer I want to see something with some potential

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Carbon Copy. A white business man learns he has a black son and his life gets turned upside down. I think a young Denzel can play the son.

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  • DudBoltDudBolt Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zombie Santa, he comes in every christmas night through the chimney, you better watch out, you better not cry...

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Three Men and a Little Body

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Donkey Show the Musical

    Wren on
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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Every movie title I come up with sounds like a porn. I think I have problems.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Must Love Dongs.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yumbinx vs the french parliament


    yumbinx is a precocious feline

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Parody Movie

    :^:

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    that second one isn't a title merely an explanation

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Operation Sassy Bandit

    Operation Sassy Bandit 2: Sass Harder.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    the dick factory

    a hero emerges

    aids-man

    the cure is hope.

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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    There's Something About Hardcocks

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tyler Perry's Urban Dance Competition Movie

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    Guys, I want you to pitch me a movie idea.

    I will do up a fancy poster and post it and it will show us in all our glory.

    So far the best I have come up with is a guy going around battling people with hockey sticks and sporting paraphenalia, and that is shit.

    Taglines and such more than welcome.

    Let's rock this shit

    Well, the problem with your pitch, is that...

    hey, that's not bad at all

    i expected that sketch troupe to be terrible

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Watchmen Babies: V For Vacation

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Incredible Mr. Limpdick.

    Starring the Dancing Dong.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    it's this movie about these flowers

    they're like a weed covering north america, blue and tubular flowers

    they are edible and provide all nutrients humans need

    but if you touch them you revert to childhood, about five years old

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    once there was a dog

    the story of a dog, i guess

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    The Power Of Rock
    In the not-too-distant future
    Earth is under attack
    Our only hope lies in the hands
    Of a man holding a guitar

    And then it's a movie about dudes rocking so hard that they kill aliens
    All squibbly-bobbily-boo
    And the aliens explode

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Penny Arcade: The Movie - On The Rain-slick Precipice of a Really Long Fucking Title Also Cocks Dicks Lol

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    OKAY SO THIS GUY DISCOVERS THAT HE HAS PSYCHIC POWERS AND HE BEGINS TO GO MAD WITH THE POWER UNTIL HE DISCOVERS THERE ARE OTHER PSYCHICS MONITORING HIS ACTIONS AND PREPARING TO TAKE ACTION AGAINST HIM AND THEN THERE'S THIS BIG BATTLE AND THE TWIST AT THE END IS THAT THEY'RE ALL ACTUALLY VAMPIRES.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Probably something about dicks is what I'm guessing you find hilarious

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nosferatu In Da Hood.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Behind the Posts: The Real Story Of Cardboard Tube
    "I...I just wanted to be loved. My parents never hugged me as a child, they said my spikes hurt them!"

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Behind the Posts: The Real Story Of Cardboard Tube
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0dqwGggsNs

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    No fuck you stop that
    Don't bring that shit into my post you son of a bitch

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    The Power Of Rock
    In the not-too-distant future
    Earth is under attack
    Our only hope lies in the hands
    Of a man holding a guitar

    And then it's a movie about dudes rocking so hard that they kill aliens
    All squibbly-bobbily-boo
    And the aliens explode

    Starring Damned Yankees

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