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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Holy crap it's like Gim Classic except better.

    It's New Gim Classic.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Spot came before Squirrel, but whatever. It's Retro Updated New.

    Gim on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    No. At this point I have listed, with complete comprehensiveness, every book I have ever read. The notable exception would be that, as a child, we had a complete collection of "illustrated classics" running the gamut from Verne to Melville and I read pretty much all of those, so I have a baseline understanding of those.

    Do you read a lot of fan fiction? Poetry? See a lot of movies?
    I have never read any poetry I was not handed. I have seen performances of four slam poets. I've written 10-12 pieces of fan fiction, one of which won a decent competition and for which I received a trophy (I actually swept every applicable category), but I don't read anyone else's. I have seen the following movies --

    Gattaca, The Godfather, The Godfather II, Of Mice and Men, Children of Men, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the six Star Wars films, The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, The Shawshank Redemption, American History X, American Beauty, Full Metal Jacket, Ratatouille, Cars, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Prestige, Grave of the Fireflies, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Requiem for a Dream, Bad Education, Hotel Rwanda, Rent, and probably a few more that I can't recall at the moment. I have seen almost all of these within the last two years. We weren't allowed to watch television when I was growing up, so I've had to catch up.

    EDIT: Fight Club, uh ... this is bothering me now.

    EDIT 2: Memoirs of a Geisha.

    EDIT 3: 300, Shoot 'em Up (I had to leave the theater mid-way, I started having panic attacks)

    Oboro on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Spot came before Squirrel, but whatever. It's Retro Updated New.

    But did it cost 800 Microsoft Points?

    Drez on
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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Spot came before Squirrel, but whatever. It's Retro Updated New.

    But did it cost 800 Microsoft Points?

    Your reference is lost on me. Sorry.

    Gim on
  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Proto wrote: »
    Hurray for Atwood!

    Have you read Oryx and Crake?
    No. At this point I have listed, with complete comprehensiveness, every book I have ever read. The notable exception would be that, as a child, we had a complete collection of "illustrated classics" running the gamut from Verne to Melville and I read pretty much all of those, so I have a baseline understanding of those.

    you should read it, it's really good.

    Proto on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Spot came before Squirrel, but whatever. It's Retro Updated New.

    But did it cost 800 Microsoft Points?

    :^:

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    No. At this point I have listed, with complete comprehensiveness, every book I have ever read. The notable exception would be that, as a child, we had a complete collection of "illustrated classics" running the gamut from Verne to Melville and I read pretty much all of those, so I have a baseline understanding of those.

    Do you read a lot of fan fiction? Poetry? See a lot of movies?
    I have never read any poetry I was not handed. I have seen performances of four slam poets. I've written 10-12 pieces of fan fiction, one of which won a decent competition and for which I received a trophy (I actually swept every applicable category), but I don't read anyone else's. I have seen the following movies --

    Gattaca, The Godfather, The Godfather II, Of Mice and Men, Children of Men, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the six Star Wars films, The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, The Shawshank Redemption, American History X, American Beauty, Full Metal Jacket, Ratatouille, Cars, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Prestige, Grave of the Fireflies, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Requiem for a Dream, Bad Education, Hotel Rwanda, Rent, and probably a few more that I can't recall at the moment. I have seen almost all of these within the last two years. We weren't allowed to watch television when I was growing up, so I've had to catch up.

    EDIT: Fight Club, uh ... this is bothering me now.

    EDIT 2: Memoirs of a Geisha.

    So other than music you pretty much just are not a big media fan or what? Do you think your interest will balloon now that you're older and I guess have easier access to these things?

    Chu on
  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    also buy me tacky shoes that there will never be an appropriate time to wear

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    Is this why women have massive shoe collections and never wear 90% of them?

    AbsoluteZero on
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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Everything but miniskirts should be banned.
    ugh I get sick of catcalls, that was fun for like one day

    especially because towards the end my tuck fell out, and it was windy, and I got caught in a upskirt that left some Latino day-laborers shouting about TU CAJONES

    So, on a semi-related note.

    One night, I ended up having dinner at a 24 hour Chinese place in the city with someone who turned out to be an utter 'tard/drug-spastic, probably at around 1 AM. I can't even remember how I managed to get talked into that one - she was friends with someone I knew and they suggested that they would be there. Which was a lie.

    Anyway, afterwards, I was walking through Oxford Street and ended up in Flinders Street before finally getting a cab. For those in the know, Oxford Street is THE gay hot spot of Sydney, and Flinders street hosts The Taxi Club, which was, at least at one point the mecca for transgirls, ladyboys, cross dressers and very old men in safari suits of all kinds.

    So, there was a group of about 5 ridiculously skinny gurls walking along having just exited The Taxi Club. A taxi pulls up, and a fat, extremely drunk, half-aboriginal man starts slurring at them to get in the car with him. This didn't work. So, he started explaining that he was "Auntie Carlotta's nephew". Invoking a famous Australian transexual. He was clearly not her nephew.

    The point of the story is that that seemed an odd way to attempt to pull, and while I know almost nothing of the scene beyond The Taxi Club was the centre of it all, I couldn't imagine that anyone would think that a winning strategy.

    Apothe0sis on
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    To be fair Peter Sellers plays James Mason, too. And Lolita.

    That's deep, man. Let's get high and think about things.

    It's kind of like Tropic Thunder but with underage sex.

    Implied underage sex. And really creepy Shelly Winters.

    Revised.

    themightypuck on
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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Those shoes look like something you'd wear to a stripper cotillion.

    Gim on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Spot came before Squirrel, but whatever. It's Retro Updated New.

    But did it cost 800 Microsoft Points?

    Your reference is lost on me. Sorry.

    Microsoft re-releases old games, sometimes updating the graphics, and charges you about $10 for them on Live.

    James on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    So other than music you pretty much just are not a big media fan or what? Do you think your interest will baloon now that you're older and I guess have easier access to these things?
    I'm not really a music buff either, I don't actively pursue music. When someone turns me on to something, that's it. I buy tickets to shows sometimes but I've yet to actually go to one, I always get too anxious. I have trouble reading. Except for a select few books, I can get delusional or my attention wanders or I'd rather appropriate the mythos of the book for my own writing. It pretty much all comes down to the fact I'd rather produce things of my own.

    I've done anything by now, I think, except make films. I cut a self-produced hip-hop EP called 'Nuclear Math' that never left my hard drive. I've written over 200,000 words of autobiographical journaling, and probably around 100,000 altogether of fiction and then hundred of megabytes of various media relating to fictional worlds. I have many notebooks full of such fictional worlds. I have a separate livejournal for keeping track of my poetry, which has exceeded 200 distinct works. The dozens of fanfics. I had a tablet and did sketches until I gave it away as a gift to an arts student without one.

    I never like to observe other people's things. Even the briefest exposure inspires me to create, so I get side-tracked. The only media I can comfortably watch is stuff that I've seen before, so that I don't have the inspiration issue.

    Also, I remembered another film I've seen -- Schindler's List.

    Oboro on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So who else is excited for the America's Best Dance Crew Season Finale?

    Also, who else would smother three black babies to get an MLS franchise in their town? Not that, like, I've specifically picked out the babies or anything...

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hello [Chat]

    Anyone want to help me compose a profile for a dating site? I'm terrible at this. And yes I already made a thread in H/A.

    No-Quarter on
  • duallainduallain Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Sometimes I think I dreamt a lot of my life. Like I remember reading a book about some anthropmorphic mouse having adventures or some shit. It wasn't Maus or Stewart Little or anything but I'll be god damned if I can remember what it was or when I read it or place this memory in any fucking useful context whatsoever. Sometimes I wish my brain would shut the fuck up.
    Redwall?

    duallain on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also, does everyone else know that tomorrow is Sami's birthday? Because tomorrow is Sami's birthday, and you shouldn't forget.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    Hello [Chat]

    Anyone want to help me compose a profile for a dating site? I'm terrible at this. And yes I already made a thread in H/A.
    "I have low standards."

    Elendil on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »

    OH! That was him? The only name I remember associated with that is Stanley Kubrik.

    Kubrik made the movie and apparently Nabokov hated it. I thought it was great. I'll grant that both the book and the movie are way better in the beginning than the end.

    The ending of that movie felt so half-assed. I can only assume what it felt like to sit through the book and come to a similar end.

    The ending being anticlimactic was kind of the point.

    Irond Will on
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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanks, Dell. What I really wanted to do with my time was to download 73 individual drivers. Sure, you have a "download all" button, but first I have to individually add the files to a list. A list which is All Files. Burn in hell you sadistic fucks

    We have a solution for that.

    Satan. on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    duallain wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Sometimes I think I dreamt a lot of my life. Like I remember reading a book about some anthropmorphic mouse having adventures or some shit. It wasn't Maus or Stewart Little or anything but I'll be god damned if I can remember what it was or when I read it or place this memory in any fucking useful context whatsoever. Sometimes I wish my brain would shut the fuck up.
    Redwall?

    Ah, no, thanks. This was in modern day actually.

    Drez on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    James wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Spot came before Squirrel, but whatever. It's Retro Updated New.

    But did it cost 800 Microsoft Points?

    Your reference is lost on me. Sorry.

    Microsoft re-releases old games, sometimes updating the graphics, and charges you about $10 for them on Live.

    Actually I think it was more specifically Geometry Wars and its various incarnations.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    celery77 wrote: »
    So who else is excited for the America's Best Dance Crew Season Finale?

    Also, who else would smother three black babies to get an MLS franchise in their town? Not that, like, I've specifically picked out the babies or anything...

    I'd be willing to smother David Beckham to cut ticket prices here in LA.

    themightypuck on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    Hello [Chat]

    Anyone want to help me compose a profile for a dating site? I'm terrible at this. And yes I already made a thread in H/A.
    I recommend you say something funny.

    Also, not that I've ever actually had a dating profile, but the big rookie mistake seems to be a determination to be super honest in the profile. You can be honest when you communicate with someone. Profiles are about general details and flirting.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    Hello [Chat]

    Anyone want to help me compose a profile for a dating site? I'm terrible at this. And yes I already made a thread in H/A.

    I would suggest "I am Auntie Carlotta's nephew".

    Apothe0sis on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    Hello [Chat]

    Anyone want to help me compose a profile for a dating site? I'm terrible at this. And yes I already made a thread in H/A.
    "I have low standards."
    " 'Needy' and 'clingy' are such ugly words. I prefer 'loyal'."

    Gim on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    ... story ...
    First, I find it infinitely amusing you know the proper usage of 'gurl.' This is usually only between us and the men that buy sex from us over the Internet. This is actually sort of creepy.

    Secondly, men who are into transgirls rarely interpret them as people and have between themselves a million varied and terrible interpretations of just what they are. Coming into contact with their fantasy seems to release them from the confines of reality -- they jump head-over-heels into the whole shebang. For some, the very act of discovery is so rare that they're taken over by the appalling intoxication of titcock fever.

    Men who are specifically into transgirls and all of the related apparitions are by far my least-favorite people on this Earth. I have no dearth of stories.

    Oboro on
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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Presenting the return of drinking squirrel, now animated!

    Quoted for awesome.

    Satan. on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »

    OH! That was him? The only name I remember associated with that is Stanley Kubrik.

    Kubrik made the movie and apparently Nabokov hated it. I thought it was great. I'll grant that both the book and the movie are way better in the beginning than the end.

    The ending of that movie felt so half-assed. I can only assume what it felt like to sit through the book and come to a similar end.

    The ending being anticlimactic was kind of the point.

    I actually find it very hard to tell the difference between Lolita and 2001: A Space Odyssey. They are way too similar.

    Drez on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    duallain wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Sometimes I think I dreamt a lot of my life. Like I remember reading a book about some anthropmorphic mouse having adventures or some shit. It wasn't Maus or Stewart Little or anything but I'll be god damned if I can remember what it was or when I read it or place this memory in any fucking useful context whatsoever. Sometimes I wish my brain would shut the fuck up.
    Redwall?

    redwall was the fucking best.

    Variable on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »

    OH! That was him? The only name I remember associated with that is Stanley Kubrik.

    Kubrik made the movie and apparently Nabokov hated it. I thought it was great. I'll grant that both the book and the movie are way better in the beginning than the end.

    The ending of that movie felt so half-assed. I can only assume what it felt like to sit through the book and come to a similar end.

    The ending being anticlimactic was kind of the point.
    I've never watched Lolita on the assumption that no film could match what the book did. That book is about the words on the page. Who wants to watch a movie of that?

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »

    Men who are specifically into transgirls and all of the related apparitions are by far my least-favorite people on this Earth. I have no dearth of stories.

    I take it you are into girls.

    themightypuck on
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    ― Marcus Aurelius

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Spot came before Squirrel, but whatever. It's Retro Updated New.

    But did it cost 800 Microsoft Points?

    Your reference is lost on me. Sorry.

    Microsoft re-releases old games, sometimes updating the graphics, and charges you about $10 for them on Live.

    Actually I think it was more specifically Geometry Wars and its various incarnations.

    Oh, a game I haven't played. Go figure. :oops:

    James on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    Hello [Chat]

    Anyone want to help me compose a profile for a dating site? I'm terrible at this. And yes I already made a thread in H/A.
    Which site? All of my profiles are marginally successful, both male and female, and I have them up at several sites. I can just direct you to one and explain, or at least if you tell me which one I can better explain what to shoot for in that environment. Plentyoffish is very different from OkCupid, and so on.

    Oboro on
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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »

    OH! That was him? The only name I remember associated with that is Stanley Kubrik.

    Kubrik made the movie and apparently Nabokov hated it. I thought it was great. I'll grant that both the book and the movie are way better in the beginning than the end.

    The ending of that movie felt so half-assed. I can only assume what it felt like to sit through the book and come to a similar end.

    The ending being anticlimactic was kind of the point.

    It also felt fairly cheesy.

    It's been a couple of years since I've seen it, so I can't quite remember all my particular gripes. Most of it had to do with the girl who played Lolita. About half the time I thought her acting was great, the other half I found it pretty dreadful stuff.

    Gim on
  • duallainduallain Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Obo, "shebang" seems to me to be a particularly apt word for describing the situation. Perhaps it was meant to be?

    duallain on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    A bear can climb faster than it can run, Gim.

    James on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »

    Men who are specifically into transgirls and all of the related apparitions are by far my least-favorite people on this Earth. I have no dearth of stories.

    I take it you are into girls.
    It was only a few days ago I updated all of my profiles and information to reflect that yes, I am presently exclusively interested in women. :D

    It's so much easier to find men, though, and especially men with the personality traits I look for in both sexual encounters and relationships. I just get nothing out of it, though. For a while I was so desperate that I plumbed those depths anyway, but I've since learned my lesson.

    Oboro on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Sometimes I think I dreamt a lot of my life. Like I remember reading a book about some anthropmorphic mouse having adventures or some shit. It wasn't Maus or Stewart Little or anything but I'll be god damned if I can remember what it was or when I read it or place this memory in any fucking useful context whatsoever. Sometimes I wish my brain would shut the fuck up.
    Ben and Me?

    Irond Will on
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