possibly we should first begin with a definition of the terms
courtesy of urbandictionary.com
emo--Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.
hipster--Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.
and on and on
i shall go with
modern day retro hipster
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i wear band t-shirts a lot, i guess that might be a thing
but i'm not waifishly thin and i don't wear tight clothes so i don't fit the right stereotype i don't think
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But it's usually with a no-design tee-shirt, or a hoody.
I wear jeans and t-shirts and occasionally shorts
black is your only color
nah that's KOREAN
WTF? Since when is cheap shitty beer hip?
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
EDIT: Calling bullshit, lucky cynic.
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ahahahaha
you have much to learn
PBR is the working man's beer
hipsters love to pretend they're poor
so they drink cheap beer
also shop at thrift stores and smoke parliaments
more often now because I haven't had a haircut in a while and I kind of look like tim allen in early home improvement episodes without a hat and that is terrible
i thought everybody knew that hipsters drink pbr.
AZN look: totally conformist and refuses to nudge the table
jocks beat up the skaters, the skaters fight the metal kids and the metal kids bully the hipsters.
I seriously have no fucking clue what half the terms appearing in this thread even mean
me tooo?