Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Necromancy is silly. Why resurrect the dead, at least they never complain about foreplay.
The thing is I have all these newt eyes, and this is the fastest way to use them up.
Newt eyes? Man, just get some chicken broth and you've got yourself a stew going.
I would kill for a good stew right now. Is it bad that i'm trying to finish cooking all of this food before my roommates get back so I can horde it in my room?
It's about time
That you got sick of me.
No longer fun,
And so far from interesting.
I thought that I'd
Found me a cure for feeling old.
"Just one more line,"
To keep me sleeping loudly and cold
In disgrace,, with a shameful regret.
'Cause I talk in tongues to myself on my bed.
Can't say I blamed you one bit when you kept it all inside,
When you left that night.
And all that followed fell, like Mercury to Hell.
Somehow we lost our heads for the last
Time.
And all that followed fell, like Mercury to Hell.
Somehow we lost our heads for the last time.
And I don't dream, since I quit sleeping.
And I haven't slpet
Since I met you.
And you can't breathe without coughing in daytime.
Well, neither can I.
So what do you say?
Your coffin or mine?
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Flopsy, haven't seen you in forever.
edit: What was your original name?
edit2: Oh, right, Edgewood.
1) dead civilians
2) mass media
I'm not your bub, chap!
No I died in phalla. Far worse.
I like a man who has his priorities straight.
pole vaulter
Hi Fluffy!
This is why I gave up on cooking. Conquering the laundry problem I have yet to do.
Your avatar, it moves! By what sorcery is this?!
That's so sad. Cookies are totally worth it.
A few hours of time wasted.
I mean, necromancy.
Hm I thought I just never noticed it. Glad i'm not totally crazy. I need to switch my avatar back since I DIE IN EVERY PHALLA*
*unless i'm evil
I dunno, but she is a pole vaulter.
Necromancy is silly. Why resurrect the dead, at least they never complain about foreplay.
The thing is I have all these newt eyes, and this is the fastest way to use them up.
Newt eyes? Man, just get some chicken broth and you've got yourself a stew going.
I would kill for a good stew right now. Is it bad that i'm trying to finish cooking all of this food before my roommates get back so I can horde it in my room?
That you got sick of me.
No longer fun,
And so far from interesting.
I thought that I'd
Found me a cure for feeling old.
"Just one more line,"
To keep me sleeping loudly and cold
In disgrace,, with a shameful regret.
'Cause I talk in tongues to myself on my bed.
Can't say I blamed you one bit when you kept it all inside,
When you left that night.
And all that followed fell, like Mercury to Hell.
Somehow we lost our heads for the last
Time.
And all that followed fell, like Mercury to Hell.
Somehow we lost our heads for the last time.
And I don't dream, since I quit sleeping.
And I haven't slpet
Since I met you.
And you can't breathe without coughing in daytime.
Well, neither can I.
So what do you say?
Your coffin or mine?
Swimmers doing that arm thing make me go
Times like this, makes it hard to keep faith
I'm beginning to wonder if one of my ancestors did something seriously fucked up and God was all "Yea, unto the seventh generation" or whatever
Just sacrifice someone to your deity of choice, that should set you straight with whatever you worship.
Like a homeless person!
It's good for you and for them, because you're cleaning the streets and they get to serve a purpose.
Okay time to sleep.
Fluffy, I swear I'm like halfway there on the water. I just have to hijack another foreign aid plane.
Chowdah
CHOWDAH!
This sounds like a plan
Now I just have to find a homeles person in Starkville and procure enough smack to kill them
I mean I figure I mighte as well make them happy on their way out
Gonna hurt tomorrow.