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DUE Gets This [CHAT] Til Then, All Hail Satan.!

QuidQuid Definitely not a bananaRegistered User regular
edited August 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
He totally gets the title. Meanwhile he's logged off. Good work Thanatos.
Satan. wrote: »
Quid wrote: »
Satan. wrote: »
Quid wrote: »
So I set up the router, try using both WEP and WPA passwords, then go to completely without security, and still it connects to the internet but my browser says it can't connect. What the fucking hell?

Quid, who is your ISP? Do you know what a MAC address is?
Comcast. MAC address is the IP on the bottom of the router right?

Edit: Not an IP. Just a bunch of numbers/letters. But yes.

Correct. Now, the following applies to Comcast a few years back. I'm sure it still rings true.

All network devices have a MAC address -- your computer, rad's computer, your router etc. Some ISPs (Comcast included) will take the first X number of MAC addresses it sees and only let those MAC addresses connect. What may have happened is you ran against this limitation. There are two ways to solve it. The first is calling Comcast and asking they clear the recorded MAC addresses. The second (much easier, IMHO) is to clone a known-to-be-working MAC address and give it to your router. I seem to remember you saying your laptop worked. What are you running, WinXP?
Yes.

Quid on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    boobies

    MikeMan on
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Grr I was going to say something too.

    Oh yeah:

    D&D night. :D

    Greeper on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nooo my [chat]

    I don't think Than quite understands how this locking thing works

    Elendil on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Grr I was going to say something too.

    Oh yeah:

    D&D night. :D

    boobies?

    MikeMan on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He no longer has my support.




    That is what DUE's broken bra says.

    Gim on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    He no longer has my support.




    That is what DUE's broken bra says.
    BRAS DON'T TALK

    Elendil on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well, then.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Seriously Than, learn to locking.

    ---

    Quid: I'll also need to know what kind of router you have, so I can get some specifics. On your laptop, however, do this... Start --> Run --> 'cmd' (without quotes) and hit OK --> 'ipconfig /all' and hit enter --> Find the MAC address associated with your WIRED network card (I assume you had it plugged directly into the cable modem).

    Satan. on
  • SquirrelmobSquirrelmob Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Grr I was going to say something too.

    Oh yeah:

    D&D night. :D

    Reffering to the forum variety, or the Gygaxian variety?

    Squirrelmob on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Nooo my [chat]

    I don't think Than quite understands how this locking thing works


    he's trying to avoid sniping i guess

    MikeMan on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    He no longer has my support.




    That is what DUE's broken bra says.
    BRAS DON'T TALK

    I am the Bra Whisperer.

    Gim on
  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    some router firmware has "clone mac address" functionality

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Proto wrote: »
    some router firmware has "clone mac address" functionality
    Fantastic

    We can use it to overload the temporal wormhole

    Elendil on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Proto wrote: »
    some router firmware has "clone mac address" functionality
    Fantastic

    We can use it to overload the temporal wormhole

    Like putting too much air in a balloon!

    Gim on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    Seriously Than, learn to locking.

    ---

    Quid: I'll also need to know what kind of router you have, so I can get some specifics. On your laptop, however, do this... Start --> Run --> 'cmd' (without quotes) and hit OK --> 'ipconfig /all' and hit enter --> Find the MAC address associated with your WIRED network card (I assume you had it plugged directly into the cable modem).
    This means I probably have to call Comcast. I'd like to do this myself, but that malware I told you about stripped my start menu of almost anything useful, including the Run button.

    Quid on
  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Proto wrote: »
    some router firmware has "clone mac address" functionality
    Fantastic

    We can use it to overload the temporal wormhole

    Like putting too much air in a balloon!

    Like a balloon, and...something bad happens!

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Seriously Than, learn to locking.

    ---

    Quid: I'll also need to know what kind of router you have, so I can get some specifics. On your laptop, however, do this... Start --> Run --> 'cmd' (without quotes) and hit OK --> 'ipconfig /all' and hit enter --> Find the MAC address associated with your WIRED network card (I assume you had it plugged directly into the cable modem).
    This means I probably have to call Comcast. I'd like to do this myself, but that malware I told you about stripped my start menu of almost anything useful, including the Run button.

    can you access the router with that machine?

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Proto wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Seriously Than, learn to locking.

    ---

    Quid: I'll also need to know what kind of router you have, so I can get some specifics. On your laptop, however, do this... Start --> Run --> 'cmd' (without quotes) and hit OK --> 'ipconfig /all' and hit enter --> Find the MAC address associated with your WIRED network card (I assume you had it plugged directly into the cable modem).
    This means I probably have to call Comcast. I'd like to do this myself, but that malware I told you about stripped my start menu of almost anything useful, including the Run button.

    can you access the router with that machine?
    Yes.

    Edit: But not connect to the internet at the same time.

    Quid on
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Seriously Than, learn to locking.

    ---

    Quid: I'll also need to know what kind of router you have, so I can get some specifics. On your laptop, however, do this... Start --> Run --> 'cmd' (without quotes) and hit OK --> 'ipconfig /all' and hit enter --> Find the MAC address associated with your WIRED network card (I assume you had it plugged directly into the cable modem).
    This means I probably have to call Comcast. I'd like to do this myself, but that malware I told you about stripped my start menu of almost anything useful, including the Run button.

    OK, so backup solution without calling Comcast.

    Log into the router configuration. Poke around and look for something about MAC address cloning. Some routers can read the MAC of your machine and automatically clone it over.

    Once that's done (if you can do it), restart your router. Should have everything running.

    Also, if memory serves, you can hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete to bring up Task Manager and you can do a run command from the File menu within that program.

    Satan. on
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    boobies

    Quit stealing my schtick

    Medopine on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Oh yeah:

    D&D night. :D
    hurry up with what you guys are currently in the middle of because I don't get to join in until you get out of it

    Oboro on
    words
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    Also, if memory serves, you can hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete to bring up Task Manager and you can do a run command from the File menu within that program.
    Hot damn that worked. So I'm looking through it and... 12 characters with dashes every two right? Because then I have it.

    Quid on
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So sick of Phelps

    deadonthestreet on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I had a dream last night that I was on a plane with a bunch of people after a zombie outbreak had been eradicated, and were transporting the "patient zero" for research. Well I guess some idiot got infected and soon we had an outbreak on the plane.

    Me and my cousin escaped by parachuting out the back of the plane.

    I hope real skydiving is not like that.

    James on
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Also, if memory serves, you can hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete to bring up Task Manager and you can do a run command from the File menu within that program.
    Hot damn that worked. So I'm looking through it and... 12 characters with dashes every two right? Because then I have it.

    Yeah, that's it. Any luck finding the MAC address setting in your router?

    Satan. on
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So sick of Phelps

    Why do you hate America?

    themightypuck on
    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    "Gimmie Shelter": The best Stones song, or bestest?

    Satan. on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Also, if memory serves, you can hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete to bring up Task Manager and you can do a run command from the File menu within that program.
    Hot damn that worked. So I'm looking through it and... 12 characters with dashes every two right? Because then I have it.

    Yeah, that's it. Any luck finding the MAC address setting in your router?
    Done.

    Quid on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    boobies
    I like where this is going...

    Richy on
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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    So sick of Phelps

    Usually I'd agree but I'm still in awe of the man. This guy kicked ass and took names. What, two races came down to the finish? The 4x100 relay and the photo finish the other night? He's the winningest ever and he'll probably be back for more in 2012.

    I mean, fuck. If you can't get behind that, what the hell can you get behind?

    Satan. on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    "Gimmie Shelter": The best Stones song, or bestest?
    Not even second-best.

    Thanatos on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Stones blow

    nexuscrawler on
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Also, if memory serves, you can hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete to bring up Task Manager and you can do a run command from the File menu within that program.
    Hot damn that worked. So I'm looking through it and... 12 characters with dashes every two right? Because then I have it.

    Yeah, that's it. Any luck finding the MAC address setting in your router?
    Done.

    Take the MAC address off your laptop and drop it in on the router. Restart the router (unplug it, plug it back in... settings should stay). You might have to shut off the cable modem, then the router, then start the cable modem and then the router once the cable modem is up for a few minutes if just restarting the router doesn't work.

    Satan. on
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    "Gimmie Shelter": The best Stones song, or bestest?
    Not even second-best.

    What's in your top five? I'm not a huge Stones fan in general, so I'm sure I'm missing some "zomg how could you forget song X".

    Satan. on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I suck cock so much the Queen of England, a transvestite with a cock, came by once to beknight me for sucking so much cock, which I love to do, but when she got there there were a huge line for my mouth and she was all "DAMN! You suck too much cock to be knighted" so I kept sucking cock.
    Indeed.

    Quid on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    wow nexus sure sucks a lot of cock

    Oboro on
    words
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    "Gimmie Shelter": The best Stones song, or bestest?
    Not even second-best.
    What's in your top five? I'm not a huge Stones fan in general, so I'm sure I'm missing some "zomg how could you forget song X".
    Sympathy for the Devil is far and away the best, and Paint it Black is clearly superior to Gimme Shelter.

    Personally, I'd probably throw Mother's Little Helper, Satisfaction, and You Can't Always Get What You Want above it, too.

    Thanatos on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    wow nexus sure sucks a lot of cock

    If only you knew

    nexuscrawler on
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Beatles were better

    deadonthestreet on
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Beatles were better

    I don't care who is better. Saying the Beatles were better than the Stones... who cares? Music is music. Just because they were of the same generation(ish) doesn't mean that band X has to be better than band Y.

    Satan. on
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