Traditional SE++ First Ever Annual 'Gays are Awesome!' Appreciation Thread

OremLK

Spiders I'm cool with. Some of them look fuckin awesome. Just keep the insects away from me.

Metzger Meister

Killjoy wrote: »

now everyone's gonna post disgusting spiders

d'awwww.

bsjezz

our daddy longlegs would eat the shit out of your daddy longlegs

OremLK

Salt and pepper beards are so dignified, that spider knows where it's at

Killjoy

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Killjoy wrote: »

now everyone's gonna post disgusting spiders

[sexy spider]
d'awwww.

i wonder if they sell novelty miniature stings to kill real spiders with

Metzger Meister

bsjezz wrote: »

our daddy longlegs would eat the shit out of your daddy longlegs

no, see, i heard in england daddy long legs are actually mosquito hawks.

edit: look at that spider's eye make-up, she's got it together.

Fandyien

Not me, I'm all about the inchworms



"hey guys i just inched all the way here it was real tough but yeah i'm okay listen you got anything to drink oh gee thats super good thanks buddy"

Janson

Aaaaaand I am so glad that I disabled all external site images as soon as I mentioned spiders!

Killjoy

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Killjoy wrote: »

now everyone's gonna post disgusting spiders

d'awwww.

now i want a wallpaper size version

Fandyien

I used to watch this guy I know feed his tarantula crickets and sometimes small/dead mice

Those things are fucking intense, I am so, unexplainably glad that they are not person sized

OremLK

If you search on youtube for "Tokay Gecko" you can see some pretty nasty videos of them eating mice

I remember one where the thing tears off a live pinkie rat's leg and then bashes the rat into the glass spraying blood everywhere. So disgusting.

bsjezz

you know an inchworm is just a young moth, right

Fandyien

Well nope

I am not particularly happy to learn that either!

#pipe

You people who post spiders

I hope you burn

Fandyien

Spiders only scare me if I can feel all of their legs on me underneath my clothes / on my face when I wake up / holyshititjustranontomyarmandupmyheadfrommydeskfuck

#pipe

I'm Spiderphobic in the same why that Fred Phelps is Homophobic

Not so much fear as burning hatred and the belief that they have doomed us all

Big Red Tie

WHY ARE WE POSTING SPIDERS IN THE GAY THREAD

this is not what i expected and now i am very jittery

NotASenator

are belle and sebastian gay?

OremLK

Fandyien wrote: »

Spiders only scare me if I can feel all of their legs on me underneath my clothes / on my face when I wake up / holyshititjustranontomyarmandupmyheadfrommydeskfuck

What? Does this actually happen to you? Shit

Fandyien

OremLK wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

Spiders only scare me if I can feel all of their legs on me underneath my clothes / on my face when I wake up / holyshititjustranontomyarmandupmyheadfrommydeskfuck

What? Does this actually happen to you? Shit

I live in the top floor of my house, it's an ex-attic that has been furnished and shit

Basically it's near a crawlspace an the walls are full of spiders

One year I had a beehive in my wall and dozens of bees in the air, flying around me at any given time

OremLK

Sending shivers up my spine, Fandyien

Marathon

A few summers ago I was taking a shower while we were visiting my in-laws.
I look down. A huge fucking spider, has somehow managed to creep under my foot. I was completely oblivious until I felt a strange sensation on the arch of my foot.

Enjoy your showers today.

Fandyien

My aunt says it's pretty common for people to find scorpions in their shower in the southwest

Metzger Meister

Marathon wrote: »

A few summers ago I was taking a shower while we were visiting my in-laws.
I look down. A huge fucking spider, has somehow managed to creep under my foot. I was completely oblivious until I felt a strange sensation on the arch of my foot.

Enjoy your showers today.

i would have shit everywhere.

Fandyien

When squaring off against spiders, your modus operandi should be "burn or crush in that order" not "wig out like an itty bitty girl"

Marathon

but spiders are sooooo icky

OremLK

Yeah I usually just grab a bit of toilet paper or paper towel or tissue whatever's handy and crush 'n flush

Fandyien

Even if I quit smoking one day, I will always have a lighter on me in case of spider

Zzulu

whenever I encounter a spider I always try to get it on my hand and throw it out the window

I'm not an animal like you murderers

except against mosquitos. Fuckers deserve to die

OremLK

One time my buddy managed to kill a 1-inch roach with a lighter. It took a couple minutes but eventually it died.

Edit: Zzulu I hope you don't live where there are brown recluses or black widows

Fandyien

My friend and I once took an acetylene torch to a gargantuan, like, five inch spider

It was so satisfying, there was only one leg left when we were done

Marathon

OremLK wrote: »

One time my buddy managed to kill a 1-inch roach with a lighter. It took a couple minutes but eventually it died.

Or he could have, you know, stepped on it. Killing it instantly.

OremLK

Yeah but we were outside doing fireworks and lighting pine needles and shit on fire and we were teenagers at the time. You know how it goes.

#pipe

OremLK wrote: »

Yeah I usually just grab a bit of toilet paper or paper towel or tissue whatever's handy and crush 'n flush

Good luck doing that with a Sydney Funnel Web which will quite easily bite your foot through a leather boot

Fandyien

#pipe wrote: »

OremLK wrote: »

Yeah I usually just grab a bit of toilet paper or paper towel or tissue whatever's handy and crush 'n flush

Good luck doing that with a Sydney Funnel Web which will quite easily bite your foot through a leather boot

how

is it enormous

Zzulu

OremLK wrote: »

One time my buddy managed to kill a 1-inch roach with a lighter. It took a couple minutes but eventually it died.

Edit: Zzulu I hope you don't live where there are brown recluses or black widows

nah, we just have harmless crap up here

the most dangerous insectoid thing I can encounter here would be a.. uh, tick?

OremLK

#pipe wrote: »

OremLK wrote: »

Yeah I usually just grab a bit of toilet paper or paper towel or tissue whatever's handy and crush 'n flush

Good luck doing that with a Sydney Funnel Web which will quite easily bite your foot through a leather boot

Good thing I don't live in Australia or thereabouts. I'm just a crazy American posting in the morning

lostwords

Oh hey, don't know if this has been posted yet, but this seemed like the apropos thread to post it in:

The first episode of margaret cho's new show is online

#pipe

Fandyien wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

OremLK wrote: »

Yeah I usually just grab a bit of toilet paper or paper towel or tissue whatever's handy and crush 'n flush

Good luck doing that with a Sydney Funnel Web which will quite easily bite your foot through a leather boot

how

is it enormous

Prepare yourself

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/28/spider_wideweb__470x356,0.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/SydneyFunnelWebSpider.jpg

It's not so big, only about an inch in body length, but its fangs are hard as steel and by combining its very powerful venom and merciless aggression it is considered the most dangerous spider in the world

Fandyien

Holy jesus

Are you in Australia?

we're sending in an extraction team