PotU wrote: » gonna ddos that site's mainframe with my proxies 8-)
CrackedLens wrote: » man i love the feeling after you just clip your fingernails your hands feel so clean
Anjin-San wrote: » i got a hole through my mouth today at work that shit hurt
OremLK wrote: » God damn I think I have a phobia about cutting my fingernails too short. That post you made had me shuddering just thinking about it.
CrackedLens wrote: » Anjin-San wrote: » i got a hole through my mouth today at work that shit hurt a hole through your mouth what? like how/ how big?
Anjin-San wrote: » relatively small only needed one stitch but FUUUUUCK did it hurt one of my many crooked teeth and a stray object from a jackass at work came together to make a goddamned hole that was a little bit above my chin saw an old woman in the ER that was in there for flying down a stairway in her wheelchair her head broke her fall and i'm pretty sure she's a goner then the nurse bought me lunch and i went back to work
Penguin Incarnate wrote: » Amputate Me sounds like a bad parody of a Pixies song.
Anjin-San wrote: » CrackedLens wrote: » Anjin-San wrote: » i got a hole through my mouth today at work that shit hurt a hole through your mouth what? like how/ how big? relatively small only needed one stitch but FUUUUUCK did it hurt one of my many crooked teeth and a stray object from a jackass at work came together to make a goddamned hole that was a little bit above my chin saw an old woman in the ER that was in there for flying down a stairway in her wheelchair her head broke her fall and i'm pretty sure she's a goner then the nurse bought me lunch and i went back to work
bsjezz wrote: » Anjin-San wrote: » relatively small only needed one stitch but FUUUUUCK did it hurt one of my many crooked teeth and a stray object from a jackass at work came together to make a goddamned hole that was a little bit above my chin saw an old woman in the ER that was in there for flying down a stairway in her wheelchair her head broke her fall and i'm pretty sure she's a goner then the nurse bought me lunch and i went back to work was she a reaaaallly cute redhead with perky tits and she snuck you in a couple of cheeseburgers and fries in a paper bag
Tonkka wrote: » Anjin bring me pizza.
Anjin-San wrote: » Penguin Incarnate wrote: » Amputate Me sounds like a bad parody of a Pixies song. give ya arms give ya legs AMPUTATE ME then take off them feet off them ankles AMPUTATE ME SHORTER STATURE AMPUTATE ME
Anjin-San wrote: » Tonkka wrote: » Anjin bring me pizza. i am no pizza man though i do enjoy a good pizza
WhiteZinfandel wrote: » Funny story, I am the proud owner of an empty liquor bottle encased in a bull's scrotum. Just thought I should bring that up.
scarlet st. wrote: » man what
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why would you do this
you is too absurdist for your own good
Dude, you can't hack a gibson.
that shit hurt
i love the feeling after you just clip your fingernails
your hands feel so clean
Playing bass is much easier as well.
a hole through your mouth
what?
like how/ how big?
just stop before you go through the whites
aint that hard brotha
relatively small
only needed one stitch but FUUUUUCK did it hurt
one of my many crooked teeth and a stray object from a jackass at work came together to make a goddamned hole that was a little bit above my chin
saw an old woman in the ER that was in there for flying down a stairway in her wheelchair
her head broke her fall and i'm pretty sure she's a goner
then the nurse bought me lunch and i went back to work
was she a reaaaallly cute redhead with perky tits and she snuck you in a couple of cheeseburgers and fries in a paper bag
give ya arms
give ya legs
AMPUTATE ME
then take off them feet
off them ankles
AMPUTATE ME
SHORTER STATURE
AMPUTATE ME
ugh that sucks
oh can you feel the whole with your tongue?
i wouldnt be able to leave that shit alone
sadly no
she was older than my mother and had the face of a bull's scrotum
still, lunch is lunch
good show, sack
i am no pizza man
though i do enjoy a good pizza
Bravo, sir.
me too
we're a couple of culinary connoisseurs, you and I
what
IT'S THE FUTURE
but not aymore
now it's over there and the old there isn't even really
hold on wait
alright