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Joe Biden [Chat]

ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
Seriously, if you're going to put an old white guy in the White House, it needs to be this man:

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am scared and confused.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanatos? More like i'm cheating when it comes to making new [chat] threads!

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    See, I had to do the extra post, because we can't end on 1378. 1378 is a multiple of 13 (13 * 106, to be precise).

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oh so you're a freak

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanatos? More like i'm cheating when it comes to making new [chat] threads!
    Hey, anytime you want to make a new chat thread, just turn on SuperMod, lock the old one, and claim the new one. Feel free.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu, that's not funny. Two people are dead.
    I've been on the butt end of Holocaust jokes since immigrating here. I think I'm entitled to a few bear-fucker jokes.
    Organichu, that's not funny. A lot of non-clowns died in the Holocaust.

    And you emigrated here.

    Gim on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What on earth is wrong with multiple of thirteens? And more importantly as an uniformed voter why should I be excited about Joe Bidden being selected as veep?

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hahah

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What on earth is wrong with multiple of thirteens? And more importantly as an uniformed voter why should I be excited about Joe Bidden being selected as veep?
    o_O

    When did you join the military?

    Thirteen is an unlucky number. Therefore, multiples of thirteen are to be avoided.

    I mean, 1352 would be worse, because that's 104 * 13, which means it's a multiple of 13^2.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What on earth is wrong with multiple of thirteens? And more importantly as an uniformed voter why should I be excited about Joe Bidden being selected as veep?

    Because he's snarky and wonderful and a bit of a dick.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Biden should shave his head. He would be even more badass, like Lex Luthor.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'd be scared of the number 13 too but my Lord Jesus Christ told me there was nothing to fear.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What on earth is wrong with multiple of thirteens? And more importantly as an uniformed voter why should I be excited about Joe Bidden being selected as veep?
    o_O

    When did you join the military?

    Thirteen is an unlucky number. Therefore, multiples of thirteen are to be avoided.

    I mean, 1352 would be worse, because that's 104 * 13, which means it's a multiple of 13^2.

    I do not understand the military association but I also do not believe in luck.

    Anyway with Biden in mind all i've really heard is that he is severely underpaid in comparison to his co-workers because he isn't about the money or the fame or the bitches.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu, that's not funny. Two people are dead.
    I've been on the butt end of Holocaust jokes since immigrating here. I think I'm entitled to a few bear-fucker jokes.
    Organichu, that's not funny. A lot of non-clowns died in the Holocaust.

    And you emigrated here.

    Wait huh. Damn. I guess I still don't fully understand those two words.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    I'd be scared of the number 13 too but my Lord Jesus Christ told me there was nothing to fear.

    I'd figure the number 3 would freak him out just a little bit.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Biden should shave his head. He would be even more badass, like Lex Luthor.

    Oh, I get it.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    that's a dirty lie and deep down, you know it

    edit: man I fail at posting fast.

    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I'd be scared of the number 13 too but my Lord Jesus Christ told me there was nothing to fear.

    I'd figure the number 3 would freak him out just a little bit.

    nah. holy trinity, he rose on the third day. 3 is good shit.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dyscord wrote: »
    that's a dirty lie and deep down, you know it

    edit: man I fail at posting fast.

    Yeah we have no clue what you're on about.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu, that's not funny. Two people are dead.
    I've been on the butt end of Holocaust jokes since immigrating here. I think I'm entitled to a few bear-fucker jokes.
    Organichu, that's not funny. A lot of non-clowns died in the Holocaust.

    And you emigrated here.

    Wait huh. Damn. I guess I still don't fully understand those two words.

    You immigrate from somewhere ("an Italian immigrant"), you emigrate to somewhere.

    Or at least that's how I understand it.

    Gim on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu, that's not funny. Two people are dead.
    I've been on the butt end of Holocaust jokes since immigrating here. I think I'm entitled to a few bear-fucker jokes.
    Organichu, that's not funny. A lot of non-clowns died in the Holocaust.

    And you emigrated here.

    Wait huh. Damn. I guess I still don't fully understand those two words.
    Neither does Gim, apparently.

    Thanatos on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think if you'll all look closely at the time, you'll see that the big hand is pointing to bacon and the little hand is pointing to Lettuce feat. Tomato.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dyscord wrote: »
    that's a dirty lie and deep down, you know it

    edit: man I fail at posting fast.

    Yeah we have no clue what you're on about.

    I was trying to tell buddy hitler that it was all a lie, but I wasn't fast enough

    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I find Biden to be a racist and a war loving McCain supporter.

    Based on no research at all.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think if you'll all look closely at the time, you'll see that the big hand is pointing to bacon and the little hand is pointing to Lettuce feat. Tomato.

    there are two ingredients in that sandwich that I don't like in my sandwiches and one that I'm not a huge fan of but I tolerate.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I'd be scared of the number 13 too but my Lord Jesus Christ told me there was nothing to fear.

    I'd figure the number 3 would freak him out just a little bit.

    nah. holy trinity, he rose on the third day. 3 is good shit.

    Three nails, three crosses on Calvary, three Gospels that probably lied about him or some junk.

    It's not necessarily evil. It's just that it keeps popping up in his life. That's a little strange.

    Gim on
  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    also the batman thread should be changed to "na na na na na na Biden!"

    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I can't sleep and my brother's playing Braid so I can't play Braid.

    what the fuck, universe?

    Greeper on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Alright well despite all of your sound research I still need to know what time my classes are monday. So i'll let you guys know in case you're stalking me in like five minutes.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I'd be scared of the number 13 too but my Lord Jesus Christ told me there was nothing to fear.

    I'd figure the number 3 would freak him out just a little bit.

    nah. holy trinity, he rose on the third day. 3 is good shit.

    Three nails, three crosses on Calvary, three Gospels that probably lied about him or some junk.

    It's not necessarily evil. It's just that it keeps popping up in his life. That's a little strange.

    there are four gospels. well, four gospels in the bible. but yeah it's all the fuck over the place. probably because it's all make believe.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What on earth is wrong with multiple of thirteens? And more importantly as an uniformed voter why should I be excited about Joe Bidden being selected as veep?
    o_O

    When did you join the military?

    Thirteen is an unlucky number. Therefore, multiples of thirteen are to be avoided.

    I mean, 1352 would be worse, because that's 104 * 13, which means it's a multiple of 13^2.

    I do not understand the military association but I also do not believe in luck.

    Anyway with Biden in mind all i've really heard is that he is severely underpaid in comparison to his co-workers because he isn't about the money or the fame or the bitches.
    I assumed that's what you meant by "uniformed voter."

    Thanatos on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think if you'll all look closely at the time, you'll see that the big hand is pointing to bacon and the little hand is pointing to Lettuce feat. Tomato.

    there are two ingredients in that sandwich that I don't like in my sandwiches and one that I'm not a huge fan of but I tolerate.

    If you don't like Bacon in your sandwiches you can just go right to hell.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    When I say five minutes I mean 1:00 and I really really should sign up for a few more classes tomorrow morning when i'm. . .sober.


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    10008 PHIL 41025 001 PHILOSOPHY OF LAW 3.000 Standard Letter KC MW 9:15 am - 10:30 am Bowman Hall 00315 Polycarp A. Ikuenobe (P) Lecture Aug 25, 2008 Dec 07, 2008

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think if you'll all look closely at the time, you'll see that the big hand is pointing to bacon and the little hand is pointing to Lettuce feat. Tomato.

    there are two ingredients in that sandwich that I don't like in my sandwiches and one that I'm not a huge fan of but I tolerate.

    If you don't like Bacon in your sandwiches you can just go right to hell.

    last sandwich I didn't prepare myself I was forced to remove the bacon. It was the best sandwich I've had in ages. It involved lox and coleslaw. and some other shit I don't remember. It was so good I lost my memory.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu, that's not funny. Two people are dead.
    I've been on the butt end of Holocaust jokes since immigrating here. I think I'm entitled to a few bear-fucker jokes.
    Organichu, that's not funny. A lot of non-clowns died in the Holocaust.

    And you emigrated here.

    Wait huh. Damn. I guess I still don't fully understand those two words.

    You immigrate from somewhere ("an Italian immigrant"), you emigrate to somewhere.

    Or at least that's how I understand it.

    I believe this is incorrect.

    Immigrate means to enter and integrate, emigrate means to leave and separate. As in, I emigrated away, immigrated into. While I am an Israeli immigrant, I emigrated away from Israel to gain that status.

    I think.

    Organichu on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think if you'll all look closely at the time, you'll see that the big hand is pointing to bacon and the little hand is pointing to Lettuce feat. Tomato.

    there are two ingredients in that sandwich that I don't like in my sandwiches and one that I'm not a huge fan of but I tolerate.

    If you don't like Bacon in your sandwiches you can just go right to hell.

    last sandwich I didn't prepare myself I was forced to remove the bacon. It was the best sandwich I've had in ages. It involved lox and coleslaw. and some other shit I don't remember. It was so good I lost my memory.

    You are indeed a terrible person.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wait, no. I had that backwards. You emigrate out of a country, you immigrate into a country. Yeah, there we go.

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    Variable wrote: »
    there are four gospels. well, four gospels in the bible. but yeah it's all the fuck over the place. probably because it's all make believe.

    I'm going from the viewpoint that only one of them is completely right and the other three are mucking things up with misinformation.

    Gim on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    There is never any party more worthwhile then any other party. This is because unless the laws of physics start changing, we can always make more liquor.

    What if it's a sXe party?

    Kagera on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    See? ESL be damned. I know what I is doing with this word arrangements things.

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