Szechuanosaurus wrote: » LIES!!!
Silmaril wrote: » WALES IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY
Hunter wrote: » Silmaril wrote: » WALES IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY You say that now, but eventually you'll need the Welsh and their longbows to help fight off the Normans again. Then you'll be shit out of luck.
BenMRowe wrote: » Silmaril wrote: » WALES IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY Neither is England. I miss the empire - it helped us show those uppity foreigners how to love God.
lostwords wrote: » without wales, who will bugger the sheeps of the world and let them know their place?
Szechuanosaurus wrote: » Silmaril wrote: » WALES IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY No, it's a county in England. Like the Shire.
Fandyien wrote: » It's like, England was way cool with all it's warships and guns and red uniforms and subjugation of natives, then they got lame Hey england, why don't you go shoot some more fruit hatted tribal people?
BenMRowe wrote: » Szechuanosaurus wrote: » Silmaril wrote: » WALES IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY No, it's a county in England. Like the Shire. WRONG It's a principality
Silmaril wrote: » BenMRowe wrote: » Silmaril wrote: » WALES IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY Neither is England. I miss the empire - it helped us show those uppity foreigners how to love God. You have England. Everywhere else is just a colony.
Szechuanosaurus wrote: » BenMRowe wrote: » Szechuanosaurus wrote: » Silmaril wrote: » WALES IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY No, it's a county in England. Like the Shire. WRONG It's a principality the Shire is a principality? Huh.
ascot wrote: » Fandyien wrote: » It's like, England was way cool with all it's warships and guns and red uniforms and subjugation of natives, then they got lame Hey england, why don't you go shoot some more fruit hatted tribal people? Europe wont let us.
ascot wrote: » The 'being English' thing has been done BenMRowe, if that is your real name. Which it probably is. You're gonna have to come up with something better.
Fandyien wrote: » Guys should I eat some Jimmy Dean sausage biscuits y/n
Jedoc wrote: » My grandmother and her sister used to go on double dates with Jimmy Dean and his brother. I bet that dude had the worst pick-up lines.
Hunter wrote: » Jedoc wrote: » My grandmother and her sister used to go on double dates with Jimmy Dean and his brother. I bet that dude had the worst pick-up lines. Did she smoke his sausage?
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Interestingly enough, are you from Ascot?
If you lived in Ascot I was was going to say that I live about 2 mins drive from you.
But I won't bother now. Because I find you tedious.
Ha. So there.
Damn me and my memorable persona
8-)
You say that now, but eventually you'll need the Welsh and their longbows to help fight off the Normans again. Then you'll be shit out of luck.
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Neither is England.
I miss the empire - it helped us show those uppity foreigners how to love God.
Erm - we LOST to the Normans.
They won. Quite conclusively.
The longbows, however, did really mess up the French in the 14th and 15th centuries.
Good times.
You have England.
Everywhere else is just a colony.
That's why they made New Zealand.
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Scots. Kiwis. Alabamans. I think there's sort of an embarrassment of riches in that particular department.
No, it's a county in England.
Like the Shire.
WRONG
It's a principality
Hey england, why don't you go shoot some more fruit hatted tribal people?
In the land of Mordor, east of Umbridge-Upon Stratholmelandshireburgville
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Europe wont let us.
the Shire is a principality?
Huh.
Please. They're only colonies if you can hang onto them. Otherwise they're just foreigners who happen to have similar colors in their flags.
Yes.
You're gonna have to come up with something better.
So you're saying the French won't let you have fun anymore? You used to be so cool England...what happened.
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The what now?
I am genuinely confused.
Should Fandyien spend the next two days in the shitter y/n?
That would have been the same basic poll.
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I bet that dude had the worst pick-up lines.
Did she smoke his sausage?
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Like that. Precisely that is the sort of thing I was talking about.
I have two options:
a) suicide
b) stop posting with this and reregister
Can I get your votes, please?