Jawdropping Knowledge

Bennmann

I was reading Wikipedia about Pre-eclampsia (because my Aunt is suffering through the symptoms of it) and came across the immunological tolerance section. There is a paragraph which cites Dutch research from around 2000 which basically supports a woman swallowing her partners semen for several years before pregnancy so that the auto-immune response that can be so dangerous during or immediately after pregnancy is eliminated as a possibility.

Needless to say, this little gem needs to be brought to all straight, committed men. And all women.

RocketSauce

A woman swallowing your semen allows her to consume your essence.

Don't let her...!

Incenjucar

Bennmann wrote: »

I was reading Wikipedia about Pre-eclampsia (because my Aunt is suffering through the symptoms of it) and came across the immunological tolerance section. There is a paragraph which cites Dutch research from around 2000 which basically supports a woman swallowing her partners semen for several years before pregnancy so that the auto-immune response that can be so dangerous during or immediately after pregnancy is eliminated as a possibility.

Needless to say, this little gem needs to be brought to all straight, committed men. And all women.

Exposure to semen also reduces fertility because the woman's immune system kicks the shit out of it. :P

matisyahu

I'm pro-blow job, but the hype over swallowing is all mouth and no trousers and far as I'm concerned.

Bennmann

Gim wrote: »

While Duck Hunt does not have a traditional multiplayer mode, the manual states that a second player may plug in a standard NES controller in the other controller port and control the duck that appears. This option was only possible in the one duck mode, and could not be done with the clay pigeons.

This thread can't just be about semen, right? It seems like a general information thread.

It just seems that way. The implicit question is, "what are you going to do with this knowledge?"

It's not just information, it's a response waiting to happen. And there's been several good ones already.

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

The hypothesis hasn't been verified and with the data and evidence currently suggested, it seems fucking highly unlikely.

Elki

Tycho wrote:

The strip is now unploaded properly. Thank Goodness!

If you were privy to Gabriel's late night wonderings regarding Capcom's new fighter for Xbox Live, you might have noticed that they have a strange character to them. I saw it first hand when I was over yesterday. The lag, even against opponents rated "good" for ping, can freeze matches for seconds at a time even in the middle of combos. On the other hand, with all that lag, it's never your fault if you lose, so you play again. It is a vicious cycle that will be played out on couches across the world, culturally appropriate couches for each nation of course.

I can certainly understand why Infogrames might have held off on the release of MoO3 until the end of this month. When I try to figure out what I'm going to play on a given night (or, let's be serious, very early morning), it is an excruciating procedure. Apparently unsatisfied with the mine cart full of gaming riches recently released, for some reason I had to pick up the Ghost Recon "Game of the Year" edition. If you will tolerate a bit of ancient hyperbole, it is totally awesome, which is something absolutely everyone else knew but me. I own it primarily for the co-op, which lets you play any mission in the original or the included Desert Siege expansion as a focused cadre of sneaky bad-asses. I'm still ruining lives and sundering the environment in SimCity 4, where the residents of New New Funkytown Town live suspended in raw sewage and spent syringes. What has brought me the most joy recently is Road to Rome, the expansion for Battlefield 1942 that (near as I can tell) improves on it in virtually every way. I know that there is/was some fervor over the fact that it only included six maps, but if you saw how these six maps and eight extraordinary vehicles alter and refine the game experience you would jump on a forum and type in all caps. Add to this already dense lozenge of electronic entertainment EA Pacific's C&C Generals, which is fucking fresh. The news has me all geared up for global conflict!

Ubercon is upon us, I don't know if you had time to check it out. Really, though - if your significant other is configured such that you can go to something like this on Valentine's Day, I mean, shit. See what you can do about securing their affections into some kind of eternal union.

(CW)TB out.

let me show you another way

Gabe wrote:

Yes I know that lots of other websites say they get no lag in CVS 2. Some of you are suggesting it might be a problem on my end, that maybe I have a shitty connection… That hurts. That is like a guy telling you his marriage is going down hill and you say “well did you ever think that maybe your dick is too small?”

I never once experienced lag in MechAssault so I can’t imagine how it could be a problem on my end all of a sudden. Maybe Bob internet over at Verizon just doesn’t want me playing CVS 2 and every time he sees me load it up through his magical telescope he flips a giant switch labeled “Fuck Gabe” and my connection goes from DSL to 56 k in the space of a second.

It honestly isn’t that bad anymore. I would say that about 80% of the games I play are silky smooth. The other 20% though are lagfests that I end up having to just quit out of.