Sex with my girlfriend is pretty terrible. Since we've been together shes gained a lot of weight. Like its pretty much all we can do is the missionary position. Due to what I assume is my small wang and he huge everything else.
Though to be honest shes the only person I've ever had sex with. And I don't make a habbit of looking at other dudes wangs so I don't have much to measure any of this by.
Sex with my girlfriend is pretty terrible. Since we've been together shes gained a lot of weight. Like its pretty much all we can do is the missionary position. Due to what I assume is my small wang and he huge everything else.
Though to be honest shes the only person I've ever had sex with. And I don't make a habbit of looking at other dudes wangs so I don't have much to measure any of this by.
On the topic of queefs. They aren't ever really that awkward unless somone brings attention to them. My ex-girlfriend brought attention to them one time while we were going at it. And i started laughing, then said 'no no, it's okay, don't worry about it'
I then experimented with depth and angle to get desired pitch and lengths.
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On the topic of queefs. They aren't ever really that awkward unless somone brings attention to them. My ex-girlfriend brought attention to them one time while we were going at it. And i started laughing, then said 'no no, it's okay, don't worry about it'
I then experimented with depth and angle to get desired pitch and lengths.
My girlfriend gets all embarassed when she does it. As long as she doesn't rip one in my face when I'm going down on her, why the fuck would I care? It's not like it's gonna corrode my dick, sheesh
the only sex I cannot abide is drunk sex. I am not very sensitive to begin with, so there is no way in hell I am getting off when I'm even a little sloshed. Plus it hurts like hell in the morning.
Sex with my girlfriend is pretty terrible. Since we've been together shes gained a lot of weight. Like its pretty much all we can do is the missionary position. Due to what I assume is my small wang and he huge everything else.
Though to be honest shes the only person I've ever had sex with. And I don't make a habbit of looking at other dudes wangs so I don't have much to measure any of this by.
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i only weigh five more pounds then her but i'm a fucking twig, she has a very nice curvy figure
ass like WHOA
Are you saying you have a problem with hamburgers?
seriously, check back with me when you do.
I will definitely get you laid if you follow my five step plan
Have you seriously never seen someone sit on someone else's lap and they say "damn you have a bony ass"
Some asses are not properly padded.
He's saying that minimal fatty tissue causes him to feel her pelvic bone when attempting doggy style.
I think.
actually she said she wants to have one when she visits!
Bring her over here, then.
I make the shit out of some hamburgers, son. Yeah, that's right.
buy it dinner
then do the other four things
i can imagine that if a dude was rocking my can he would be like "damn this is a bony ass"
I doubt it, sir.
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elbow to the forehead all up ins
Though to be honest shes the only person I've ever had sex with. And I don't make a habbit of looking at other dudes wangs so I don't have much to measure any of this by.
Yours is a lost art.
Just break up with it. Geez.
I then experimented with depth and angle to get desired pitch and lengths.
sex while stoned, though? hoo boy
break up with... his penis?
the one time i did the latter i forgot to put the condom on.
I thought it was 5.45 inches, lengthwise.
nothing you goddamn sloop
the most recent number i heard was 5.25
this is why the pill is a glorious creation
yeah, except aids
I think the researchers just keep lowering the standard to make themselves feel better.
I knew a couple who used marijuana as a form of birth control.
Because, see, they believed marijuana lowered your sperm count, making it okay to have unprotected sex.
Yeah.
and it seems low anyway, unless there are a bunch of dudes running around out there with 3 inch cocks
that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
Thank god for science!
Are these those same people who thought smoking marijuana was not detrimental to a baby's health?
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you keep talking but all I hear is "CHING CHONG WING WONG."
I don't know those people, Primus.
I don't know them at all.
ahahahaha
back in high school there were people that said that, and they also said that mountain dew lowers your sperm count
yeah and everyone was afraid of this for some reason, too
that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat