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Herbie(NSF56K and people who hate fun)

The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Graphic Violence
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This is the Herbie Popnecker, the fat little nothing.

His parents don't much care for the fact he does not like to move much, but that doesn't stop Herbie from saving the world. While eating lollipops. And really, just kind of walking and not putting much effort into it.

Herbie is also the greatest character of the silver age.

He can do anything and is best friends with everyone in history.

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this is Herbie just strolling into the white house to talk to JFK like it ain't no thing.

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this is Herbie capturing Frankenstein, a ghost, a witch, and the creeper by drugging lollipops.

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this is Herbie getting into a shouting match with a swordfish.
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this is Herbie eating bullets and spitting them back at crazy Injuns

and finally, these are Herbie's Bee Pants

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You can buy the first archive of glorious Herbie insanity here

http://www.darkhorse.com/Books/14-960/Herbie-Archive-Volume-1-HC

and also here

http://www.amazon.com/Herbie-Archives-Archive-Editions-Graphic/dp/1593079877/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1220206684&sr=8-1

so just remember

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2008
    this isn't the herbie I thought this thread was going to be about

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    geebs it is the only Herbie that matters

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I mean, it seems fun and interesting, but then I see $50 for 224 pages and wince in pain. I'll check amazon.

    $32 for the HC on amazon. Much better.

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    ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    here we see herbie's dreaded gaze reducing two thugs to puddles of constituent atoms
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    how does herbie do this, you ask? is herbie a wizard, you speculate. of course herbie is a wizard, don't be stupid.
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    also, jackie o is not the only first lady to contemplate high treason of the heart with the fat fury. not even the eternal love of LBJ himself could harness ladybird johnson's heart when herbie's on the job!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    Herbie and George Washington are BFFs

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    Herbie is a devoted son.

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    Herbie ain't above stealing King Arthur's woman either.

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    Herbie hates bell towers.

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    ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    romeo and casanova weren't even in herbie's league (not even matt fraction's way more awesome casanova that herbie probably isn't referencing here but he does travel in time so maybe)
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    that's because herbie knows what women like- rejection, baby

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    p.s. if you're wondering what the odds are that herbie actually got to the barbeque

    well

    they're not good

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Herbie is the wet dream of every mermaid around

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    even famous actresses like Liz Taylor and Ava Gardner can't get enough Herbie lovin'

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Am I the only one who thinks that's really creepy?

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yes. It's pretty awesome.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    creepy?

    hell no

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    PantheraOncaPantheraOnca Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Haha, I never get tired of hearing Alan Moore talk. The way he emotes with his hands is kind of hilarious.

    And I may have to look into this Herbie. Seems like it'd be a funny read.

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    MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Servo wrote: »
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    I don't know what I want!

    I really need to buy these.

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    ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    haha it's funny to hear alan moore compare herbie's speaking style to rorschach, because i thought the same thing.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    TLB, are you alan moore?

    shhh you're going to blow my cover

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    also servo you are my hero in this thread

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Herbie is so badass he got to team up with the Flaming Carrot.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    pssh teaming up with the Flaming Carrot ain't nothing but a thing to Herbie.

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    ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    also servo you are my hero in this thread

    that's flattering, but i think we all know who the real hero is-

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    (ps it's herbie saving lincoln from a bear, a rattlesnake, a fire, and some redcoats in real time as a story is being told within the story without the narrator realizing who is the real hero)

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So when do we get a Galactus/Herbie crossover where Herbie shows Galactus how to quench his hunger on a delicious sucker.

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    ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    also, i think the guy telling the abe lincoln story is a time-travelling conan o'brien

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hahahahaha

    this actually seems like it's worth looking into.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    here's Herbie slaying a dragon.

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    here's Herbie saving Columbus' ships from falling off the edge of the world.

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    Herbie is a patriot

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    herbie says: fuck prisoners

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    143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So when do we get a Galactus/Herbie crossover where Herbie shows Galactus how to quench his hunger on a delicious sucker.

    Kinda!

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    ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hahahahahahahah.

    ahahahahah.

    ahh.

    hahah.



    haw.

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    The Dark HillbillyThe Dark Hillbilly Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zeromus wrote: »
    hahahahahahahah.

    ahahahahah.

    ahh.

    hahah.



    haw.

    is that a creepy Heath Ledger Joker laugh ?

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    ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Uh no but I was maybe a little very drunk when I posted that.

    But! I stand by the sentiment expressed in said post.

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