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The Sexy Thread
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This is the thread to continue the stories of your sexual adventures.
So do I have a story for you, it takes place a while back, when I was about what 15. It was with my second on third girl friend that this story takes place with, and her name was Celeste. So Celeste and I were at her house, we had been dating about a month or two, and it was going to be our first time doing the dirty deed. I had taken her out to eat and the movies, then we came back to her house. I remember having to sneak into her bedroom through the window because she had a strict father, who was a big ol black guy that no one would want to mess with for fear of getting there ass beat, and he was very protective of his daughter. So I was in her room, and this was her first time mind you, so we did the foreplay thing and when it came time to me sticking it in, she started screaming loudly or crying almost, I guess because it hurt her a lot, and all this loudness drew the attention of her father, who happened to run in the room, and I was bare ass on top of his daughter. I took one look at him and he had blood on his eyes, he charged at me, and in order to not get caught by him I had to jump out the window, this was not a smart choice, to jump out the window only wearing a shirt. I had to run out of her yard, and make my way home only wearing a shirt, which I had to wear around my waist, so as not to expose myself, this was the worst sex I ave ever had in my life, due to the fact that I was rudely interrupted by her father and because I had to walk home with a shirt around my waist.
So now you people need to share your sexual adventures, go on and share them, you know you want to!
So do I have a story for you, it takes place a while back, when I was about what 15. It was with my second on third girl friend that this story takes place with, and her name was Celeste. So Celeste and I were at her house, we had been dating about a month or two, and it was going to be our first time doing the dirty deed. I had taken her out to eat and the movies, then we came back to her house. I remember having to sneak into her bedroom through the window because she had a strict father, who was a big ol black guy that no one would want to mess with for fear of getting there ass beat, and he was very protective of his daughter. So I was in her room, and this was her first time mind you, so we did the foreplay thing and when it came time to me sticking it in, she started screaming loudly or crying almost, I guess because it hurt her a lot, and all this loudness drew the attention of her father, who happened to run in the room, and I was bare ass on top of his daughter. I took one look at him and he had blood on his eyes, he charged at me, and in order to not get caught by him I had to jump out the window, this was not a smart choice, to jump out the window only wearing a shirt. I had to run out of her yard, and make my way home only wearing a shirt, which I had to wear around my waist, so as not to expose myself, this was the worst sex I ave ever had in my life, due to the fact that I was rudely interrupted by her father and because I had to walk home with a shirt around my waist.
So now you people need to share your sexual adventures, go on and share them, you know you want to!
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I suspect this will be locked
It was pretty good
What about it, huh?
Maybe this thread should be about how to properly tell a sex story.
Listen to, ummmm, Joy Division. or the Smiths.
they are better than the cure for similar types of music. kinda
Nasty, Brutish, and Short
it was going on longer than i liked so i faked an orgasm
Joy Division and The Smiths just don't do it for me the way The Cure does, I guess it has to do with The Cure being my favorite band because of sentimental reasons.
we gotta let the forum air out a little first
How does sexy go on too long?
Also, you missed sexy story time, that was Sunday night.
gross
hahaha well played wook
is that a petrified piece of shit with The Cure scrawled into it
is this some kind of metaphor, because if so, it is perfect
The best description of period sex I've ever heard was some girl recounting a tale about sex with the lights out, and her not realizing her period had started. Then, when they turned on the lights, she said the bed looked like "an Aztec sacrificial altar"
I remember that one time in high school I found a half used spray can in the ditch and I sprayed The Cure all huge across the side of the ditch. It stayed there for a few years too, until some taggers fucked it all up, damn fucking taggers.
Then I woke up and remembered I was still a virgin.
Then I washed my pillowcase.
they are really silly people
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