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Guys: Where do you squeeze it?

SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!!Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
Near the top?

Somewhere around the middle?

Maybe near the bottom?


I try to squeeze mine at the bottom but I often find myself squeezing it in the middle. My wife squeezes mine (or rather ours now that we're married) near the top, which kinda bugs me. It just makes it harder for me to squeeze it properly later.

What's really gross is that when my wife is done squeezing and spitting, she just leaves it in the sink. Doesn't even bother to rinse it out. So I see it later in the day and now it's all hard and gross and I have to use some toilet paper to scrub the sink clean.

The worst part is if you accidentally get some of it on your clothes, it leaves a stain for the rest of the day. Sure, you know it'll come out the next time you do laundry, but people will notice it and stare. They know what kind of stain it is. How could they not? It's so obvious.











All that aside, Crest Pro Health is actually pretty nice.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    well, that post led me through the old garden path

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    OH MAN I TOTALLY THOUGHT SOMETHING ELSE

    DIRTY MINDS LOL

    TWISTED

    :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hahahahah excellent

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm a heathen and squeeze my tooth paste in the middle.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Why, it's all just going to collect in the bottom and you'll end up having to work that out. It is much more efficient to start from the bottom.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'll squeeze it where ever you want me to squeeze it, baby.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    at the bottom, and roll it up

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    But then what if you use a deep container to store it?
    Then you'll have to reach inside to retrieve it.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    In the middle, even though I know better. Also I love how the tubes now say "Best used when squeezed from end." I don't remember them saying that ever.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    o ho ho ho

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    For some reason, I can't find refills for the pump I used to use. So now it's back to the damned old tube.

    Edit: Shit, by "pump" I actually wasn't...oh, fuck this thread.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    From the middle. Because really, who cares?

    Also, in the challenge of seeing how long it can last. I can prolong it well past the time my girlfriend thinks it is done. It's like oh look, it just keeps on going.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Henroid wrote: »
    In the middle, even though I know better. Also I love how the tubes now say "Best used when squeezed from end." I don't remember them saying that ever.
    OH god, which end?

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I want my money back, SA

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cloudy stem

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    In the middle, even though I know better. Also I love how the tubes now say "Best used when squeezed from end." I don't remember them saying that ever.
    OH god, which end?

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    try this
    squeeze the tube from close to the opening, no more that a quarter of the total length along
    squeeze from there onto your toothbrush and then brush your teeth as usual
    your teeth will not be cleaned at all

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  • noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i roll it from the bottom.

    none of this squeesing shit

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i squeeze it wherever i grab it from when i first get a new roll and do so until it can be squeezed so the sides touch

    then i work it up from the bottom

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man, you have to squeeze from the bottom, it's the only way.

    What's wrong with you, SE++?

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh i get it. cocks. haha. funny. i'm bookmarking this thread. <3

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I have so many unopened Toothpaste tubes, I don't really care if I leave any in the old tube when I throw it away.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shibby are you some kind of toothpaste baron

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    there are starving kids in africa that can't afford any toothpaste and here you are throwing it away

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    You're not suppose to eat it...

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    then why does it taste like delicious?

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    baron toothpaste

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    why the hell would you squeeze from the top or middle?

    If you do you'll just end up having to squeeze from the bottom at some point

    bathroom activities should be all about efficiency.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Shibby are you some kind of toothpaste baron
    I will not run out of toiletries ever.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    why the hell would you squeeze from the top or middle?

    If you do you'll just end up having to squeeze from the bottom at some point

    bathroom activities should be all about efficiency.
    I am efficient in the bathroom, I brush my teeth and shave in the shower.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Have you guys ever gotten toothpaste in your eyes

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    then why does it taste like delicious?
    I can't have the cinnamon flavored toothpaste, in fear that I'll just squeeze the whole tube into my mouth.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i don't shave

    that is most efficient

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I saw a dude with the most commanding beard last night at the bar

    like I was absolutely compelled to walk up and shake his hand.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    When I have a beard, I look like I'm 35+, clean shaven I look about 30. Why do I have to look so much older than I am.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    shibby that doesn't work after you've posted pictures.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Those are my good looking days, when I don't shower for a couple days I look old.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    this one time, I got toothpaste in my eye, and it felt really fuckin' good

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    then why does it taste like delicious?

    Oh, man. In elementary school, when they'd herd us all into the library and make us watch the movie about Cavity Creeps, they'd give us little tubes of toothpaste that had a special nozzle that made it come out in the shape of a star, and there were sparkles in the toothpaste. That stuff was so delicious that I ate the entire tube by the end of the day.

    Best stomach ache ever.

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