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Terrible things that turned out ok (Opposite of this thread)

A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
Oh lord. Ok, my wife has terrible taste in music, so she is watching the MTV VMAs.

However! They have Russell Brand hosting. (English guy, Forgetting Sara Marshall)

His opening monologue is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. He not only called Bush a "retarded cowboy fella" that "shouldn't be allowed to run with scissors", he implied that Madonna was fucked with a baseball bat.

Other highlights include a joke about genital piercing. He also just called the English monarchy " bunch of rich, inbred nitwits."

In of themselves these are not that funny. What makes it funny is the audiance full of teens and retarded celebrities sitting in deadly silence. It's so awkward you can almost taste it. It tates like unexpected joy. You can hear the assholes puckering all the way from the MTV executive offices.


So SE++. What things that you thought were going to be horrible turned out to be delightful?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yeah that sounds hilarious

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the war in iraq

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wow, I've never heard jokes like those around here. Hey, hey, he's English, lets make jokes about his teeth.

    I'm sure that's fresh.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh that Russell Brand, what will he say next.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so how about black people

    they're different from white people!

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    See Toss, what makes it funny is that their is nothing but dead silence from the crowd. It's awkward funny. Just like this thread.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    well russell brand is quite funny

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    this thread

    wait, no

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    No thorgot. Thsi is a thread that you came into with high hopes, but look, it's terrible.

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    No thorgot. Thsi is a thread that you came into with high hopes, but look, it's terrible.

    To be fair, I think a good portion of us knew the score when we clicked on it.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man I knew the score when I was typing it. I just plugged on ahead though. Hoping that you guys would turn it to gold. Copper even. Shiny bits of coal.

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Come on man, Warhammer Beta and football today!

    Come on!

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Football starts tomorrow night for me. When Green Bay beats the hell outta the Vikings.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    so how about black people

    they're different from white people!

    Have you noticed that white people drive like this, but that black people drive like this?

    Also Russell Brand is an unfunny soap dodger.

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  • webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pb wrote: »
    Come on man, Warhammer Beta and football today!

    Come on!

    How is Warhammer?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    so how about black people

    they're different from white people!

    Have you noticed that white people drive like this, but that black people drive like this?

    Also Russell Brand is an unfunny soap dodger.

    and man, latinos

    they drive like this

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I worked my heart out all day over a hot stove for this post. This is how you repay me? Ingratitude I say. Wait until your father gets home.

    Also, asians...They drive like that.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Earth Defense Force 2017.

    I didn't think it'd be bad, but by all accounts it should've been terrible. Every aspect of the development was shoddy at best, loaded with horrid voice acting and engrish (Cancel? Execute or return!), baffling features (invert X axis?), terrible animation and interactions, low res sprites for items in game and high res in menu, single texture environments, and glitches everywhere.

    Didn't stop EDF2017 from being one of the most fun and entertaining coop games ever created.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    Earth Defense Force 2017.

    I didn't think it'd be bad, but by all accounts it should've been terrible. Every aspect of the development was shotty at best, loaded with horrid voice acting and engrish (Cancel? Execute or return!), baffling features (invert X axis?), terrible animation and interactions, low res sprites for items in game and high res in menu, single texture environments, and glitches everywhere.

    Didn't stop EDF2017 from being one of the most fun and entertaining coop games ever created.
    (shoddy)

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Earth Defense Force 2017.

    I didn't think it'd be bad, but by all accounts it should've been terrible. Every aspect of the development was shotty at best, loaded with horrid voice acting and engrish (Cancel? Execute or return!), baffling features (invert X axis?), terrible animation and interactions, low res sprites for items in game and high res in menu, single texture environments, and glitches everywhere.

    Didn't stop EDF2017 from being one of the most fun and entertaining coop games ever created.
    (shoddy)

    Edited just for you!

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Russell Brand - Ponderland

    This is his show, it is special

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    webber wrote: »
    Pb wrote: »
    Come on man, Warhammer Beta and football today!

    Come on!

    How is Warhammer?

    Good, when I don't get lagged off the server.

    Pb on
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    i gotta see that sarah marshall movie...

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's good. You know a lot more about Jason Seagal afterwards too. Several inches more.

    He shows his penis.



    Quite a bit.

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