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Church of Dickbutt

FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
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A secret society of forumers, united by a dickbutt tattoo, using their contacts to get ahead in their respective fields (i.e. buttfucking)

I nominate Rankenphile as Grand Dildo, a most prestigious leadership position.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    man that sure is a dick in his butt

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited September 2008
    isnt that the masonic symbol

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    dick of churchbutt

    Lord Dave on
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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man, i'm not being a part of no internet friend club

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    We need a Butt Lodge.

    Faricazy on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh hey you got out of jail

    Also I didn't know anyone besides rank had a dickbutt tattoo

    spono on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    dick butt

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    spono wrote: »
    Oh hey you got out of jail

    Also I didn't know anyone besides rank had a dickbutt tattoo
    what i'm saying is we should all get one

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Now there's a church I can get behind.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The other day, Jordyn heard about someone named something like Frank Butt.

    This means someone could be named Dick Butt.

    If you were named Dick Butt, you could put whatever you wanted on your blog, without ever having to worry about if an employer saw it, because no employer is ever going to google your name.

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shifty Fister wrote: »
    Now there's a church I can get behind.
    :^:

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    spono wrote: »
    Oh hey you got out of jail

    Also I didn't know anyone besides rank had a dickbutt tattoo

    Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Whippy on
  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    The other day, Jordyn heard about someone named something like Frank Butt.

    This means someone could be named Dick Butt.

    If you were named Dick Butt, you could put whatever you wanted on your blog, without ever having to worry about if an employer saw it, because no employer is ever going to google your name.

    There is a richardbutt.com.
    Seems like he is a creative director of some sort. I'm sure he had an wonderful childhood.

    Rinder on
  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Rinder wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    The other day, Jordyn heard about someone named something like Frank Butt.

    This means someone could be named Dick Butt.

    If you were named Dick Butt, you could put whatever you wanted on your blog, without ever having to worry about if an employer saw it, because no employer is ever going to google your name.

    There is a richardbutt.com.
    Seems like he is a creative director of some sort. I'm sure he had an wonderful childhood.

    I think he deserves to be the leader of this grand society then

    Rank can be his head priest

    Ten on
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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So how would this be different than Friendster?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    So how would this be different than Friendster?
    friendster sticks it in the butt on the second date

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    So how would this be different than Friendster?

    It's all about buttfucki... oh right, I see your point

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    The other day, Jordyn heard about someone named something like Frank Butt.

    This means someone could be named Dick Butt.

    If you were named Dick Butt, you could put whatever you wanted on your blog, without ever having to worry about if an employer saw it, because no employer is ever going to google your name.

    http://www.richardbutt.com/


    I should've figured that I would be beaten to the knowledge of dick butt.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Oh hey you got out of jail

    Also I didn't know anyone besides rank had a dickbutt tattoo

    Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    I had no idea

    Whippy for Butt Czar

    spono on
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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Oh hey you got out of jail

    Also I didn't know anyone besides rank had a dickbutt tattoo

    Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Do they glow when you and Rank get close to each other?

    I bet if you touched them together you'd form Captain Planet or something

    Captain Dickbutt

    Ten on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ten wrote: »
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Oh hey you got out of jail

    Also I didn't know anyone besides rank had a dickbutt tattoo

    Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Do they glow when you and Rank get close to each other?

    I bet if you touched them together you'd form Captain Planet or something

    Captain Dickbutt

    No they're like the Wonder twins.

    But one can only turn into different forms of dicks.

    And the other into different forms of butts.

    Khavall on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I've had plans to get a dickbutt tattoo for like the last year or so

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Oh hey you got out of jail

    Also I didn't know anyone besides rank had a dickbutt tattoo

    Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Do they glow when you and Rank get close to each other?

    I bet if you touched them together you'd form Captain Planet or something

    Captain Dickbutt

    No they're like the Wonder twins.

    But one can only turn into different forms of dicks.

    And the other into different forms of butts.

    "Form of: Badonkadonk!"

    Ten on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ten wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Oh hey you got out of jail

    Also I didn't know anyone besides rank had a dickbutt tattoo

    Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Do they glow when you and Rank get close to each other?

    I bet if you touched them together you'd form Captain Planet or something

    Captain Dickbutt

    No they're like the Wonder twins.

    But one can only turn into different forms of dicks.

    And the other into different forms of butts.

    "Form of: WaM!"

    Khavall on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    i wish

    Whippy on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hey Whippy

    'sup

    Spectre-x on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i propose our homebase be named Falling Dicks

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Hey Whippy

    'sup

    hello, t-rex

    how are you

    Whippy on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i propose our homebase be named Falling Dicks

    Dick Falls

    edit: Dick Woods

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    what's the secret handshake?

    Nogs on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Who controls the British crown?
    Who keeps the metric system down?
    We do, We do.

    Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
    We do, we do.

    Who keeps back the electric car?
    Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
    We do, we do.

    Who robs cavefish of their sight?
    Who rigs every Oscar night?
    We do, we dooooooo

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    or would it be safer to say it's more of a donger shake?
    or is that the dessert we have after meetings?

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    what's the secret handshake?

    gaaay

    Ten on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    what's the secret handshake?
    slow strokes

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ten wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    what's the secret handshake?

    gaaay

    Just touch the tips.

    It's not too gay.

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    what's the secret handshake?

    gaaay

    Just touch the tips.

    It's not too gay.

    OK, but here's the big question:

    If one of the members is uncircumcised, do they pull back their foreskin?

    This is crucial to the amount of homo that will be generated

    Ten on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The solution to not making it gay is just to say "no homo" afterwards.


    Duh.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ten wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    what's the secret handshake?

    gaaay

    Just touch the tips.

    It's not too gay.

    OK, but here's the big question:

    If one of the members is uncircumcised, do they pull back their foreskin?

    This is crucial to the amount of homo that will be generated

    Sorry no hats allowed.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Hey Whippy

    'sup

    hello, t-rex

    how are you

    Sleepy, but glad to be in a rad college for animation yaaaaay

    you?

    Spectre-x on
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