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So a fat woman came into the store today...
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This thread is dedicated to the hero of the blue collared workers, Al Bundy
and the show, Married With Children
For those who don't know, MwC was a show about Al Bundy who sold women's shoes. Married to the definition of a cougar, a son who can't get laid, and a hot bimbo daughter. He survives by reliving the glory days (4 touchdowns in a single football game) and participating in No Ma'am ( National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood).
I love this show because my dad and I used to watch this together when I was a kid. I think he was trying to convince me not to be a woman's shoe salesman, but I really enjoyed how Al hated his life, but still made me laugh.
So SE++, share the love with me.
Also, some videos to showcase Al's amazing-ness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-qRJM5750A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GFq6usPg6U&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ADNZYN35c&feature=related
and the show, Married With Children
For those who don't know, MwC was a show about Al Bundy who sold women's shoes. Married to the definition of a cougar, a son who can't get laid, and a hot bimbo daughter. He survives by reliving the glory days (4 touchdowns in a single football game) and participating in No Ma'am ( National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood).
I love this show because my dad and I used to watch this together when I was a kid. I think he was trying to convince me not to be a woman's shoe salesman, but I really enjoyed how Al hated his life, but still made me laugh.
So SE++, share the love with me.
Also, some videos to showcase Al's amazing-ness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-qRJM5750A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GFq6usPg6U&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ADNZYN35c&feature=related
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YES
yes its the best thing ever
all she introduces it to my friends
hope small
we are all holding our breaths
finally brittany goes
i think that name is kinda ironic
this the rap seed yeauh
Extremely.
All they play is grainy VHS tapes of Married with Children.
Only now do I have any appreciation for how awesome this show was.
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fuckin love it
Oh, and Psycho Dad is my favorite fictional show
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That explains why it's so great
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.
Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.
Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.
Then FOX pulled the show because it wasn't animated
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Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun.
Psy-cho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad.
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton...
Psy-cho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad.
A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold.
Might as well, she was gettin' old.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
Who's that riding in the sleigh.
Who's that firing along the way.
Who's got the most popped on christmas day?
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
Who's that ridin' across the plain.
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain.
Who is the man who's plum insane!
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
Who's gonna ride into the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Daaaaad!
It makes me sad that they didn't end it that way. It would have been a proper end to a show about the suffering of a lower middle-class family.
No, he just hit on every single hot woman he met.
He had several chances too. One such woman was a "shoe-groupie". It was pretty classy
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But isn't the point of the family being lower middle class is that most people can relate to them? With them winning the lottery its a bit harder for people to relate to them. Also thats the exact same thing that happened in Roseanne
That episode ended with Kelly tying her to the school lockers and leaving her completely naked.
God that was awesome
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Since I never watched Roseanne I didn't know that. And I guess that it would be harder to relate to, but I'm not sure it would matter since it would be the series finale.
But to be honest I never really watched or enjoyed this show.
In my opinion the only significant way this show effected my life was by ruining Sinatra's "Love and Marriage", which puzzled me every time I'd hear it played at weddings when I was a caterer.
Also, Rosanne's show completely nosedived that same season.
What a strange coincidence.