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Fuckin pop that shit
The Black Hunter
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So there I was right, dancing like a motherfuck.
All can can'ing to metal with about 5 friends like it ain't no thang
I then stop, the others have stopped, so I might aswell, the moment my leg touches earth, my knee pops out.
Lying there, see my knee, think, "goddamn, that aint going away on its own"
"Guys, my knee popped out"
"No guys, seriousely, my knee popped out, call an ambulance"
"Guys, someone call a fucking ambulance right fucking now my fucking knee popped out"
half an hour waiting at the party, 5 minute car ride, 2 hours waiting in emergency, finally get onto a hospital bed, it popped back in while I was being lifted to the bed.
The whole time I was cracking bad jokes and being dumb, trying to keep the mood up, I think I just annoyedthe poor bastards with me.
I dunno what to discuss, poppin knees, breaking knees, poppin and locking, pooping and lockin, I dunno
All can can'ing to metal with about 5 friends like it ain't no thang
I then stop, the others have stopped, so I might aswell, the moment my leg touches earth, my knee pops out.
Lying there, see my knee, think, "goddamn, that aint going away on its own"
"Guys, my knee popped out"
"No guys, seriousely, my knee popped out, call an ambulance"
"Guys, someone call a fucking ambulance right fucking now my fucking knee popped out"
half an hour waiting at the party, 5 minute car ride, 2 hours waiting in emergency, finally get onto a hospital bed, it popped back in while I was being lifted to the bed.
The whole time I was cracking bad jokes and being dumb, trying to keep the mood up, I think I just annoyedthe poor bastards with me.
I dunno what to discuss, poppin knees, breaking knees, poppin and locking, pooping and lockin, I dunno
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Suddenly there's this audible crack, like a tree trunk breaking, echoes across the park. We all stop talking and look 'round and there's the big muscle guy lying on the ground with his leg at a funny angle. Scrawny guy had hurled himself at him and broke his lower leg.
The first time my shoulder popped was in the middle of practice
It hurt so bad that I couldn't move it
So I'm going "Cookie get off me for a second" and Cookie ain't getting off
So I just kinda stood and spun and threw him off and into the wall
That kid was a prick
Also, szech, I remember PE class in about yr 10 well.
All the jocks were weightlifters, so naturally, I didn't wanna try and tackle them.
They had no issue tackling me
usually ended in tears
@Wigg: I couldn't move mine either. whenever people lifted me I was just "Okay, lift my heel a bit, no, lift it, lift it, MOTHERFUCKER LIFT MY FUCKING HEEL THIS KINDA HURTS"
anythin popped brotha
just gimme some shit to spit to
One day, we're running laps around the room, and a former wrestler is there, guy by the name of Kyle
Someone checked me into a wall, so when they went by Kyle, he grabbed them by one arm, and slammed them into the wall face-first
Whole room stops for a minute, looks at Kyle. Kyle is maybe 5'10" but built like a fucking tank
"Stop fucking with him, or I start fucking with you."
Never had any trouble after that
I loved that guy
I am a strong supporter of fuckers getting fucked
Dude I should write a poem about my experiences
then when no-one cares I can make it onto a current affairs program
tearing tendons.
Oh lawdy.
So did he ever get to fuck you, or what?
Not even gonna try to lie.
this may cause a few issues in the future
i be fine
i love being the first one into a restaurant in the morning
i just opened up subway
also, i think i made ziplock cry this morning via text message
also fuuuuuuuuucking post timer
i thought that was "schnitzengruben"
sounds like a promising friday then. did you text him your balls? because plus one over here. also, did not know subway opened before lunch time.
i just need this day to be over so weekend can start because maaaaaan
Dude Subways make an awesome breakfast sandwich. At least here in Canada they do.
I didn't move an inch, the linebacker just hit me and kind of hung out there for a second, and fell down. Unfortunately my right shoulder just went pop like a champagne cork and the other guy broke a rib. I talked to him in the first aid area during halftime and we had one of this King of the Hill moments where we said "yep", "good play", and "nice hit".
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i hear ya
this whole week has been a struggle because last weekend was such an asskicker
i dont know about down that way, but this subway opened at 8:30
Pfft. Pussy
A real man would've just hit with the other shoulder for the rest of the game
it is quite an unsolid object
popping an elbow would be fucking awful
The doctor said I was almost totally lacking muscle in the inside of my knee. Kinda odd considering how often I ride my bike
not worth a new thread, but cooool
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the ring finger on my right hand would constantly dislocate during football games in highschool
finally i started taping it in a splint with the middle finger and a tongue depresser
i had an awesome hook hand that was great to make bitches scream on the bottom of a fumble pile
I'm right handed and it was my right shoulder. Hard to snap a ball to the QB when your joint isn't functioning. They popped it back in place, but I had to sit out until a doctor cleared me.
I got a brick sticker for my helmet though for a good block that probably saved our piece of shit pussy QB. For how frightened he was of physical contact, he would have handed the defender the football and then curled up in the fetal position.
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Nothing personal
The best moment of my wrestling career was during a practice
I go to take a shot in on the other kid. For the people who don't know, taking a shot is essentially dipping low and lunging at them with a drop-step
Anyway. Apparently the other kid had this idea approximately .05 seconds earlier because as my head came down, his came in and caught me right in the eye socket
I blacked out for a minute
Came to, the coach got me to the wall, I sat for five minutes, got up, wrestled another three dudes, started running stairs, and by then my eye had swollen shut so I had to stop because I couldn't really see
I'd have totally freaked out
Went to a caberet show the other day and the last act, after the amazing trapeze artist/jumping-through-hoops-of-knives/slack-tope walking acts, was an escape artist.
Oh man, he built it up and up, half dislocated his shoulder and was just walking round like that...I couldn't watch. I felt physically sick. It was ghastly
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT MAN!
That always worried me the month that i wrestled. I was the biggest guy, so i had to practice with the fattest kid. he would just fall on me all the time, so i quit.
Now I was the lightest, at around 120, most of the guys were a little heavier, 130, 140, in there
The biggest guy was around 200something. Big, big guy
Nobody else there is big enough to wrestle him, so coach decides "Alright, Dave, get in bulldog (hands and knees). Nate, Shawn, and Martin (me) get on him."
So we take up our positions. Me and Nate each take an arm, Shawn gets him around the waist.
"GO!"
WHAM Dave stands up, swings his arm, and whips me right off and into a wall
Coolest thing ever
It degenerated into a huge dogpile on Dave to see if we could bring him down. We couldn't