I remember when you could fluff yourself, now you need a 3 day old dismembered carcass or you losing half a limb to gnashing gears to even start anything!
I remember when you could fluff yourself, now you need a 3 day old dismembered carcass or you losing half a limb to gnashing gears to even start anything!
Listen up men! As XO of this boat, I want to get a few things straight before we embark and you shortly end up as queer as three dollar bills.
I am your god. Do not anger me. I am a tough but fair god, not given to caprice. Serve me well and I'll turn a blind eye to who's buggering who. Disobey me or risk this boat and its crew with your careless actions, and I'll assign you deck watch while we're submerged if you get my drift. Or maybe I'll just have Lt. Snowbeat knock you out with a spanner and give you to the torpedo crew for firing practice.
Listen up men! As XO of this boat, I want to get a few things straight before we embark and you shortly end up as queer as three dollar bills.
I am your god. Do not anger me. I am a tough but fair god, not given to caprice. Serve me well and I'll turn a blind eye to who's buggering who. Disobey me or risk this boat and its crew with your careless actions, and I'll assign you deck watch while we're submerged if you get my drift. Or maybe I'll just have Lt. Snowbeat knock you out with a spanner and give you to the torpedo crew for firing practice.
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We get the best shifts but I get the aft.
Aw yeah.
Dude, I'm a petty officer 3rd class. I am the pettiest.
CREW ASSIGNMENTS:
Shift 1
Petty Officer 1st Class Kovak
Shift 2
Petty Officer 1st Class doublehawk
Shift 3
Petty Officer 3rd Class Dee Kae
Engine Room
Shift 1
Lt. Snowbeat
Petty Officer 1st Class ReKsAholix
Shift 2
Chief Petty Officer Der Waffle Mous
Petty Officer 1st Class eryu90
Shift 3
Chief Petty Officer Veretas
Control Room
Shift 1
Lt. Druhim (XO)
Petty Officer 2nd Class Bedlam
Shift 2
Lt. (JG) Bodacious B
Petty Officer 2nd Class L|ama
Shift 3
Lt. (JG) Sara Lynn (boat bitch)
Conning Tower
Shift 1
Ensign Bogey
Petty Officer 2nd Class Bendery L. Beckham
Shift 2
Petty Officer 1st Class Stormin Joe
Petty Officer 2nd Class Pb
Shift 3
Petty Officer 1st Class Volucrisus Aedrius
Petty Officer 2nd Class the cheat
Forward Torpedo Room
Shift 1
Petty Officer 1st Class Blankspace
Shift 2
Petty Officer 1st Class Ten
Shift 3
Petty Officer 3rd Class msuitepyon
Deck Watch
Shift 1
Chief Petty Officer Raneados (Chief of the Boat)
Seaman 3rd Class Fishman
Shift 2
Petty Officer 2nd Class seizureorbs
Shift 3
Lt. (JG) ZombieMambo
Deck Gun
Aft Gun Deck
Chief Petty Officer Dr. Funkenstein
Seaman 3rd Class Cold Salmon and Hatred
AA Guns
Seaman 3rd Class PoTU
It's like golf: the lower the better.
I understand loud and clear chief
Since forever.
It's third to first class, first being higest.
First Class is always the best.
all locked up in a control room, left to our own... devices
let's get creative
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Maybe.
You'll be the cum dumpster.
Fine, he'll be the fluffer if you act as the cum dumpster.
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Those were the days...
You are shift 1 Forward Torpedo room under Blankspace.
All further sign ups will be replacements, as I'm taking the people signed up here and the default guys on the first patrol.
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I am your god. Do not anger me. I am a tough but fair god, not given to caprice. Serve me well and I'll turn a blind eye to who's buggering who. Disobey me or risk this boat and its crew with your careless actions, and I'll assign you deck watch while we're submerged if you get my drift. Or maybe I'll just have Lt. Snowbeat knock you out with a spanner and give you to the torpedo crew for firing practice.
Aye, sir.