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Flame Thread

GrifterGrifter title goes here32, 64Moderator mod
edited October 2006 in Artist's Corner
Put all successful flames in this thread whether they be pictorial or verbal. I will have a flame count image ready shortly.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Fuck you.


    Edit: Whoa, how'd I end up here?

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  • GrifterGrifter title goes here 32, 64Moderator mod
    edited October 2006
    Metalbourne wrote:
    Fuck you.


    Edit: Whoa, how'd I end up here?

    When you say something like that it actually sounds like you want to fuck me, you raging homosexual. Are you sure you want to come back with your level of education? You dropped out of school fairly early, right? Didn't they stop teaching you before you got to the five letter words?

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    NO U

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  • GrifterGrifter title goes here 32, 64Moderator mod
    edited October 2006
    Ok, in spirit of flame week I'm going to unlock some of these threads so that people have something to work with here.

    Grifter on
  • EhmaviscaEhmavisca Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    grifter81 wrote:
    Ok, in spirit of flame week I'm going to unlock some of these threads so that people have something to work with here.

    Arigauto.

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  • GrifterGrifter title goes here 32, 64Moderator mod
    edited October 2006
    Metalbourne wrote:
    Godfather wrote:
    Man James, I'd sell my left kidney just to have a conversation with you. I'd love to find out what a day in the life of a concept artist is, what are the perks/annoyances of the job, and so forth.

    It would be great to get a straight answer from someone who knows the business, rather than the same "if you try hard enough and never give up, you'll make it in this field" cock and bull.

    He wakes up, makes some coffee, and then stands on a pedestal while no-talent shitheads like you line up to blow him.

    When the coffee maker's done his supermodel girlfriend brings him a mug and he kicks you off his dick to knock the rest of the lineup of groupies over like a bunch of sycophantic dominos and he drives off in his ferrari.

    See? You didn't even need to sell a kidney for that.

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  • GrifterGrifter title goes here 32, 64Moderator mod
    edited October 2006
    Deans wrote:
    Let's have an Apathy-Off. You go first.
    generated wrote:
    nah, i don't feel like it.
    Deans wrote:
    Ha! You cared enough to respond. You lose, bitch!

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  • DeansDeans Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    sadcat2kb9.gif

    SAD CAT

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    excuse me but what the fuck

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • RavenshadowRavenshadow Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    srsizzy wrote:
    excuse me but what the fuck

    get the fuck out of flame thread unless your flaming people. fucker.

    Don't make Metal hit you upside the head with my cock.

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  • EhmaviscaEhmavisca Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Ravenshadow wrote:
    srsizzy wrote:
    excuse me but what the fuck

    get the fuck out of flame thread unless your flaming people. fucker.

    Don't make Metal hit you upside the head with my cock.

    or worse! THe other way around!

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Get a real thread, dickbags.
    youfailsmaller.jpg

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    HA!
    fartoc4.jpg

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • SupernothingSupernothing Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    srsizzy wrote:
    HA!
    fartoc4.jpg
    Lame.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    This is worse than an H/A thread.

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  • MossMoss Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    srsizzy wrote:
    HA!
    fartoc4.jpg

    lol i can use fotochop 2 lol.

    youflail.jpg

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    dinosaurwtf.jpg

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  • ScrumYummyScrumYummy PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    ScrumYummy wrote:
    tynic wrote:
    And to be fair, my first post was more aimed at scrum, bog, et al.

    Sorry. I have no fucking clue what's going on. XD I guess that's what happens when you have a life outside of the internet.

    ScrumYummy on
    -Scrum
  • Ape2001Ape2001 Otaku GermanyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    classic: yo mamma

    "The hobo from over the street could be your father but the dog was faster."

    "Your mother is a trucker."

    "Your mother has to use forks for teethpicks."

    "Y. m. is so ugly, she's only allowed to come out at eclipse."


    Most dimwitted insult ever: You fucker.
    Who could be insulted by that? (Except for some catholic priests maybe.)

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2006
    Jeez. It's like some kind of nimrod net, trawling the depths of the oceans and coming up with hideous evolutionary throwbacks with six arms and three braincells. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Where in this thread's description did it say "Post stupid internet meme images and tired jokes"?

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  • Ape2001Ape2001 Otaku GermanyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Counter-question: Why do you care about a thread named flame thread?

    You don't care about Monthy Python, do you?

    edit: And those things from the deep you just descriped, are fun. Proven by Lovecraft :wink:

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Ape2001 wrote:
    Counter-question: Why do you care about a thread named flame thread?

    You don't care about Monthy Python, do you?

    edit: And those things from the deep you just descriped, are fun. Proven by Lovecraft :wink:

    What the bloody fuck are you talking about?

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  • Ape2001Ape2001 Otaku GermanyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Of "hideous evolutionary throwbacks with six arms and three braincells" like you.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2006
    Ape2001 wrote:
    Counter-question: Why do you care about a thread named flame thread?

    You don't care about Monthy Python, do you?
    It must be nice to be functionally illiterate. Do you actually think you're adding some kind of desirable content here, you half-tweezered wombat? And I'm not 'joining in the flaming', in case your diseased mind wandered drunkenly into that conclusion. I'm genuinely irritated at the way a large number of AC forumers will take the slightest bit of mod leeway as an invitation to jump on the 'who can be the stupidest douche' bandwagon. Hilarious flaming is great. Idiotic, contentless insults are incredibly dumb. Guess which side this thread is trickling down? No, don't guess, you'll hurt yourself. I'll spell it out. This is a place for posting good stuff gleaned from the other threads, which means at least a modicum of effort and creativity should have gone into said stuff.

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    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • KalynarKalynar Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    tynic wrote:
    Ape2001 wrote:
    Counter-question: Why do you care about a thread named flame thread?

    You don't care about Monthy Python, do you?
    It must be nice to be functionally illiterate. Do you actually think you're adding some kind of desirable content here, you half-tweezered wombat? And I'm not 'joining in the flaming', in case your diseased mind wandered drunkenly into that conclusion. I'm genuinely irritated at the way a large number of AC forumers will take the slightest bit of mod leeway as an invitation to jump on the 'who can be the stupidest douche' bandwagon. Hilarious flaming is great. Idiotic, contentless insults are incredibly dumb. Guess which way this thread is jumping?
    leftwards?

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    monkeysigye5.jpg
  • Ape2001Ape2001 Otaku GermanyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Hm, I have to say you're right :/ Didn't get the idea behind this. But I'm too lazy to search the AC for "sucessfull flames" now.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2006
    Cool, cool. And to be fair, my first post was more aimed at scrum, bog, et al. You got caught in the crossfire.

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  • GolemGolem of Sand Saint Joseph, MORegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    My picture for when people have killed a topic

    dead.jpg

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  • Ape2001Ape2001 Otaku GermanyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Come on, it's just page 2, it can still become beautiful. We will find some good "succesful flames" in the AC :)

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2006
    .Tripwire. wrote:
    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Jesus fucking christ, I have no idea why everyone here isn't laying into you but this is the most horrible picture I've ever fucking seen. Get out of here with this fucking shit, it doesn't even have a fraction of a semblance of any fundamentals from which you can build.

    This is so fucking ridiculous. Jesus fucking ass twatomobile, mods lock this godamned thread for fucks sake.

    Here's some advice "byron", GO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING WRISTS because the only person who will like this faggot comic idea is your mother when she puts it on the family fridge you 11 year old cock slapshotter. Even still she won't like it as much as when I'm doing her in her bed (sexually) but that's besides the point which is stop spamming this forum and realize how much of a dickcheesed smegmatic douchechomper you are.

    When did the AC get to be such labia-lipped pussy queergaymosexuals?

    AND STOP DRAWING ON WHITE BACKGROUNDS IT'S THE ARTISTIC EQUIVALENT OF BEING AN EJACULATE COVERED RETARD


    jesus!

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  • Ape2001Ape2001 Otaku GermanyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    An absolutely earned flame after 4gazillion lines of criticism:
    Angel_Of_Bacon wrote:
    3. And quit this emo-slumming shit. Fuck. Mad

    Weird but witty ^^'
    Deans wrote:
    That's it, you just lost your masturbation privileges.

    It was fair, trust me.
    Lly wrote:
    If by stylism you mean shittiness, then yes you are right.

    I still think it was cool XD
    Ape2001 wrote:
    The possibility that guts put more "stylism" in faeces, than you could put into your masterpiece, is 100%.

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  • supergluesuperglue Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    I'm just wondering why this thread
    http://www.penny-arcade.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1073834807

    didn't get unlocked?

    That was plenty fun while it lasted...

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  • Ape2001Ape2001 Otaku GermanyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Yep, that is what I thought, too. Especially because that's where I quoted myself from ^^'

    So, unlock it, maybe?

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  • GrifterGrifter title goes here 32, 64Moderator mod
    edited October 2006
    I just unlocked the first few that I came across. It was late. I had a few beers and shots in me and really couldn't be assed to start going through all the locked threads. It's unlocked now.

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  • multimoogmultimoog Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    tynic wrote:
    Ape2001 wrote:
    Counter-question: Why do you care about a thread named flame thread?

    You don't care about Monthy Python, do you?
    It must be nice to be functionally illiterate. Do you actually think you're adding some kind of desirable content here, you half-tweezered wombat? And I'm not 'joining in the flaming', in case your diseased mind wandered drunkenly into that conclusion. I'm genuinely irritated at the way a large number of AC forumers will take the slightest bit of mod leeway as an invitation to jump on the 'who can be the stupidest douche' bandwagon. Hilarious flaming is great. Idiotic, contentless insults are incredibly dumb. Guess which side this thread is trickling down? No, don't guess, you'll hurt yourself. I'll spell it out. This is a place for posting good stuff gleaned from the other threads, which means at least a modicum of effort and creativity should have gone into said stuff.

    Now, now. The lad's from Germany, so English isn't his first language.

    Although every German I've ever met (including the ones I met in Berlin) had perfect fucking English and I never had as much trouble understanding them as regularly have understanding YOU, Ape2001. So I'm not sure what I'm supposed to take from that. Are you REALLY a retard? Or just a primary-school dropout?

    Or, because it seems to be the fashion, do you spend every waking hour blowing your fellow Nazi skinheads at your hate rallies? I could believe any of the above scenarios.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
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  • Ape2001Ape2001 Otaku GermanyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Of course I'm not the brightest and sometimes my thoughts seem to move extremely slow but that's just how I as an individual am. It's not nice to insult my whole country. If you really have something to discuss (for example my English), do this with me via PMs.

    To explain what happened above: I'm a fan to silly things, that's probably why I (added to the other fault in my character) got the whole idea pretty wrong.

    So, one more time, sry for acting like a retard, primary-school dropout or someone spending every waking hour blowing fellow Nazi skinheads at hate rallies.

    p.s.: maybe you like to take a look at the livejournal of the guy you insulted as a neo nazi

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  • multimoogmultimoog Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Ape2001 wrote:
    p.s.: maybe you like to take a look at the livejournal of the guy you insulted as a neo nazi

    No, sir, I would not. Not at all.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2006
    Don't worry ape, just bag him cause he's american or something. They have their fare share of skin-heads too, don't they?

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