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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Man fuck you guys

    Mine Dune for dorky references? Sweeet

    Mine Greek mythology for cultural references and suddenly you've gone too far

    I think I might have to internet punch someone who made a dune reference.

    Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm.:whistle:

    This is actually why dancers are so skinny. It's not the exercise.

    It's the parasites.

    I can't quite tell if you know what he's referring to... But it would make quite the interesting PSA for venereal diseases.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The "rhythm section" is probably one of the biggest misnomers in music.

    Yeah well why don't you just...just go play some violin you asian scientist lady you!

    Hah, I showed her...

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    what a wasted day

    Drunk.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The "rhythm section" is probably one of the biggest misnomers in music.

    It's a great deal more polite than "dumb guys who hit things."

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    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    do asians have rhythm?

    what am I asking I've seen those communal dances they do in public parks in cities in china

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    do asians have rhythm?

    what am I asking I've seen those communal dances they do in public parks in cities in china

    Asians have neither rhythm nor bass.

    Only treble.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    what a wasted day

    waiting to hear back from job apps is the worst thing

    Senjutsu on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    do the Oboro thing and go get heinous temp work while you wait

    Oboro on
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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    do the Oboro thing and go get heinous temp work while you wait

    Would prostitution count as temp work?

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    do the Oboro thing and go get heinous temp work while you wait

    Would prostitution count as temp work?

    Well, she's gotta do something to pad her resume.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Man fuck you guys

    Mine Dune for dorky references? Sweeet

    Mine Greek mythology for cultural references and suddenly you've gone too far

    I think I might have to internet punch someone who made a dune reference.

    Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm.:whistle:

    I didn't know that was a dune reference.

    edit: wiki says it might be. But it references songfacts which just has some random dude saying it is.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    do the Oboro thing and go get heinous temp work while you wait

    Would prostitution count as temp work?
    :x :x :x

    No.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    what a wasted day

    waiting to hear back from job apps is the worst thing

    I'm starting to think I have all my contact info wrong on all my documents

    Or the mail is secretly stealing my shit

    Medopine on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    do the Oboro thing and go get heinous temp work while you wait

    Would prostitution count as temp work?

    dude don't go there with oboro

    we are trying to encourage her to succeed at Making it on Her Own ala mary tyler moore

    Senjutsu on
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    jes is ajes is a __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    do asians have rhythm?

    what am I asking I've seen those communal dances they do in public parks in cities in china

    Asians have neither rhythm nor bass.

    Only treble.

    Yes, and his name is
    Arnel Pineda
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    watch?v=lUkksIV8dC8

    jes is a on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    The "rhythm section" is probably one of the biggest misnomers in music.

    It's a great deal more polite than "dumb guys who hit things."

    What did the drummer get on him IQ test?
    Drool.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    man prostitution jokes are not funny to an ex-prostitute guys geez show some tact

    Oboro on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    is Mary Tyler Moore the one with the hat?

    because I do enjoy head accessories

    Oboro on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    man prostitution jokes are not funny to an ex-prostitute guys geez show some tact

    :?: I was joking about Medo.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    I'm starting to think I have all my contact info wrong on all my documents

    Or the mail is secretly stealing my shit

    Or maybe your boyfriend is intercepting all your mail and calls to keep you crippled and dependent.

    Inquisitor on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    what a wasted day

    waiting to hear back from job apps is the worst thing

    I'm starting to think I have all my contact info wrong on all my documents

    Or the mail is secretly stealing my shit

    yeah, em and I have both been there

    I hope something comes up soon for you

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    is Mary Tyler Moore the one with the hat?

    because I do enjoy head accessories

    I'm not sure. It's either her or That Girl.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Goodness. I'm on page three and i've edited out an entire page.

    this is exhausting.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    The "rhythm section" is probably one of the biggest misnomers in music.

    It's a great deal more polite than "dumb guys who hit things."

    What did the drummer get on him IQ test?
    Drool.

    is the cave-man syntax part of the joke, or a happy accident?

    Senjutsu on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    man prostitution jokes are not funny to an ex-prostitute guys geez show some tact

    :?: I was joking about Medo.
    oh I see it can also be read that way

    I was reading it where JamesKeenan was suggesting that 'heinous temp work' was inclusive of prostitution, and it was then ambiguous if my heinous temp work was that or if he was merely suggesting Medo do so

    yesss

    I see

    :puffs smoke from her corn cob pipe:

    Oboro on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    The "rhythm section" is probably one of the biggest misnomers in music.

    It's a great deal more polite than "dumb guys who hit things."

    What did the drummer get on him IQ test?
    Drool.

    is the cave-man syntax part of the joke, or a happy accident?

    >.>

    I'm too hungry to type straight :P

    That and I just sprayed a whole bunch of ethanol into a smelly incubator, so I'm probably dizzy from the fumes.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mary tyler moore is the one with the hat

    That Girl is the one with the theme song that makes me want to claw my eyes out

    tmyk

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What did the drummer get on him IQ test?
    Drool.
    Him?

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    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    do the Oboro thing and go get heinous temp work while you wait

    Would prostitution count as temp work?

    dude don't go there with oboro

    we are trying to encourage her to succeed at Making it on Her Own ala mary tyler moore

    I wanted to apologize for the perceived insult, and assure everyone I meant not harm. Just jest in the general vein of the forum... But then I found your sig, and I can't remember wordstuffs.

    [edit]: After recuperating, Oboro it was inconsiderate of me. In the literal sense of the word. I didn't consider anything, I just spoke out my ass, like I usually do here.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    What did the drummer get on him IQ test?
    Drool.
    Him?

    so slow

    so so slow

    Senjutsu on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    What did the drummer get on him IQ test?
    Drool.
    Him?

    so slow

    so so slow

    Stop being a [chat] elitist, you uppity Canuck.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    What did the drummer get on him IQ test?
    Drool.
    Him?

    so slow

    so so slow

    It's not his fault. He plays the cowbell.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    "None of the gender scientists seem to realize that they, themselves, are responsible for creating a situation where transsexual people must describe a fixed set of symptoms and recite a history that has been edited in clearly prescribed ways in order to get a doctor's approval for what should be their inalienable right."

    Oboro on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    What did the drummer get on him IQ test?
    Drool.
    Him?

    so slow

    so so slow

    Stop being a [chat] elitist, you uppity Canuck.

    It's on now

    communism vs socialism, battle of the ages

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    "None of the gender scientists seem to realize that they, themselves, are responsible for creating a situation where transsexual people must describe a fixed set of symptoms and recite a history that has been edited in clearly prescribed ways in order to get a doctor's approval for what should be their inalienable right."

    I must confess out of contest that quote does more to confuse me than enlighten.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2008
    I missed my ride. No dancy tonight. Sadface.

    2207

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bummer Elki.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    I missed my ride. No dancy tonight. Sadface.

    2207

    :(

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    jes is ajes is a __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    What did the drummer get on him IQ test?
    Drool.
    Him?

    so slow

    so so slow

    It's not his fault. He plays the cowbell.

    You say that like it is a bad thing.

    jes is a on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    one day I want it to be post #24601

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