LASER TAG MOTHERFUCKS

YaYa

this is the thread to talk about the only real sport



look at these hardcore motherfuckers

talk about all your insane laser tag stories in here dudes

also I've got a laser tag get-together later today and I'm making a custom soundtrack for it

you guys have any ideas what to put on there

I wish to encourage massive asskicking

Ranx

paintball for pussies

Captain K

just put "Danger Zone" on repeat

Druhim

no offense, but I always found laser tag pretty boring

painball is much more fun

Nogs

that song thats all MORTAL COMBAAAAAT dundundundun DUN DUN dundundundundun DUN DUN

Ranx

is that typo on purpose

Nogs

Druhim wrote: »

no offense, but I always found laser tag pretty boring

painball is much more fun

PAIN BALL

Ranx

talkin about pain ball

Clint Eastwood

Topical AND catchy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRKeCNqycE8

SirToasty

I was at some theme park or something that had these awesome laser tag rifles. I think they had multiple weapon types like a rifle, shotgun and rocket launcher. They even had a bomb type function where you hit the button and it hit people within short range all around you. The arena was fairly large with lots of tight hallways and corners. It was pretty sweet.

Ranx

pretty sure it's like some sexual ballsack torture fetish druhim subscribes to

Mysst

laser tag is great because, at the rate I expend ammo, painball is hells of expensive.

Khavall

Ranx wrote: »

is that typo on purpose

That's no typo.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

one time these little kids all took this castle and it was like all of them on me and I just charge up there and im just all blam blam blam and this kid tries to tackle me but he hits the ground and I chase them out of the tower

I am the king of beating up little kids

but paintball is definitely superior

Houk the Namebringer

one time some friends were playing laser tag with some strangers, we were ~high school seniors and they were ~early middle school. and those fuckers would NOT stop covering their vests and running RIGHT up to us.

so finally one of my friends grabbed a kid by the vest, forced him to the ground, and spent the entire round just shooting him, while we "guarded" the area (nothing physical, just shooting whoever came by).

fuckers stopped fucking with us after that

SirToasty

If I had more people to play with, I would play airsoft all the damn time. I have a pretty decent gun and a few friends with equally good guns that occasionally get together but it usually is an expectation of 6-8 people and then it ends up being 3. Sucks.

Dublo7

laser tag is the most uninteresting thing on Earth.

Phonehand

laser tag sucks because there is always that fucker who spends too much time playing and he knows how to exploit his sensors

Cold Salmon and Hatred

well it's lame if you don't play it full contact

all pistol whipping people

Phonehand

NotASenator

Laser tag at a place is dumb because they don't let you run, but some kid always does.

Also covering up.

Dublo7

hahahahaa

YaYa

Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »

well it's lame if you don't play it full contact

all pistol whipping people

I

uh

I've actually done that once

apparently those guns really fucking hurt

Phonehand

i know about those books because someone gave me one when i was like five

it was a choose your own adventure

Clint Eastwood

Personally I prefer NERF action when I have to shoot somebody with a nonlethal projectile. At least the dart is solid instead of a corporeal glowy beam.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

wait who the fuck follows the rules when they go to Laser tag?

the only rule anyone I know believes in is the no covering up one

SirToasty

Oh crap I remember the best laser tag ever. It was at camp and they had this big wooded area. There was a huge hill covered in trees with a road at the top for sniping, a thicket at the right side, a creek across the trail at the bottom on the left and some more thicket on the far side. They had these awesome metal guns that were full size. They only looked slightly like real guns though. There was an Uzi type, a Skorpion type, a rifle, a Alien Plasma Rifle and a Sniper rifle. They all had different ranges and red dot sights except the Sniper which had a magnified scope. It was something like 10 hits until you died and you had to hit a button to reload after a certain amount of shots. Eventually you could run out of ammo too. It was 10 on 10 or so for 20 minute rounds or so. It was incredibly fun. It got really strategic later on too. The sensors were attached to hats that you had to wear. Boonie hats were one team and regulars were the other. There was one on the back and front so you couldn't cover them up well. And if you did they would probably kick you out and you'd be short $20 ($20 for 2 hours each day for 2 days I think).

Phonehand

Phonehand wrote: »

i know about those books because someone gave me one when i was like five

it was a choose your own adventure

in fact i probably still have it somewhere

Druhim

Mysst wrote: »

laser tag is great because, at the rate I expend ammo, painball is hells of expensive.

that's actually what I love about paintball
people that have no concept of a controlled shot just spraying expensive paintballs everywhere to little effect instead of actually taking the time to aim and fire off one or two rounds

YaYa

SirToasty wrote: »

Oh crap I remember the best laser tag ever. It was at camp and they had this big wooded area. There was a huge hill covered in trees with a road at the top for sniping, a thicket at the right side, a creek across the trail at the bottom on the left and some more thicket on the far side. They had these awesome metal guns that were full size. They only looked slightly like real guns though. There was an Uzi type, a Skorpion type, a rifle, a Alien Plasma Rifle and a Sniper rifle. They all had different ranges and red dot sights except the Sniper which had a magnified scope. It was something like 10 hits until you died and you had to hit a button to reload after a certain amount of shots. Eventually you could run out of ammo too. It was 10 on 10 or so for 20 minute rounds or so. It was incredibly fun. It got really strategic later on too.

dude

do you live in melbourne

because we have one of the same places

Ranx

it's hard as fuck to aim with a paintball gun though unless you have a really good one

Clint Eastwood

I've only been paintballing once but I'd love to do it again.

Suddenly I have a great idea for MOPax.

Dadouw

I like tagball

Its paintball but with rubber balls. Hurts as much as paintball. The only difference is that you play inside

SirToasty

YaYa wrote: »

SirToasty wrote: »

Oh crap I remember the best laser tag ever. It was at camp and they had this big wooded area. There was a huge hill covered in trees with a road at the top for sniping, a thicket at the right side, a creek across the trail at the bottom on the left and some more thicket on the far side. They had these awesome metal guns that were full size. They only looked slightly like real guns though. There was an Uzi type, a Skorpion type, a rifle, a Alien Plasma Rifle and a Sniper rifle. They all had different ranges and red dot sights except the Sniper which had a magnified scope. It was something like 10 hits until you died and you had to hit a button to reload after a certain amount of shots. Eventually you could run out of ammo too. It was 10 on 10 or so for 20 minute rounds or so. It was incredibly fun. It got really strategic later on too.

dude

do you live in melbourne

because we have one of the same places

East Coast of the US. The guns were Australian made though, so you probably have the same ones down there.

YaYa

SirToasty wrote: »

YaYa wrote: »

SirToasty wrote: »

Oh crap I remember the best laser tag ever. It was at camp and they had this big wooded area. There was a huge hill covered in trees with a road at the top for sniping, a thicket at the right side, a creek across the trail at the bottom on the left and some more thicket on the far side. They had these awesome metal guns that were full size. They only looked slightly like real guns though. There was an Uzi type, a Skorpion type, a rifle, a Alien Plasma Rifle and a Sniper rifle. They all had different ranges and red dot sights except the Sniper which had a magnified scope. It was something like 10 hits until you died and you had to hit a button to reload after a certain amount of shots. Eventually you could run out of ammo too. It was 10 on 10 or so for 20 minute rounds or so. It was incredibly fun. It got really strategic later on too.

dude

do you live in melbourne

because we have one of the same places

East Coast of the US. The guns were Australian made though, so you probably have the same ones down there.

the only downside to it is that ours only had one tiny sensor on the head

nearly impossible to consistently get good shots off

NotASenator

Ranx wrote: »

it's hard as fuck to aim with a paintball gun though unless you have a really good one

or if you don't suck.

SirToasty

I had one of the counselors sniping in some grass pinned down. He didn't know who he was getting hit by and I was standing maybe 15 ft to his left. Getting hit interupted his reload so he was doomed.

lostwords

me and my friends used to go laser tag all the dang time. one time, we dragged out two of our friends who never came out for said lasertagging. turns out they were color blind. so once inside, i told them i was on their team, the awesome neon green team, and said i'd guard their backs. only i was on the hot pink team, and shot them in the back every chance i got, and always blamed it on the many little kids running around. then the game ended and we got the score print out. i was number one. it was totally worth the punches they rained down on me.

Fandyien

about two years ago at laser tag this faggot little 10 year old was just following me and shooting me in the back every few seconds

I was piss drunk, so I got mad and knocked the whiney little bitch over

he yelled "marshal marshal marshal", the marshal came, told him to "get over it" and later told me she fucking hated the little pigs who were always in there

Goose!

If I ever owned a lazer tag thing, I'd make it full contact, ultimate warfare.

Clint Eastwood

The last time I went lazer tagging, the arena looked like the Aggro Crag from GUTS.