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The most disgusting thread

Goose!Goose! That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
So I've had a pretty ridiculously gross, pest filled day today.

I don't get too skeevy (if that's a word) about these things, but when they all happen in succession it just sort of weirds you out. So this afternoon my mom goes to let the dogs out and she is all oh my god. So I come to see what's up and there's a dead rat in our backyard, in the middle of our backyard. So I come and pick it up with the pooper scooper and drop it in the garbage. Then, around dinner time, I'm playing TF2 (my comp's by the back door), and my mom's out grilling with the two dogs. And the little one (Purebred Havanese) comes over with a present for my dear ole mom in his mouth: Another dead rat. He drops it right at her feet and she's shrieking out there. So I come out and scoop it up again and stick it in the garbage.

Like I said, not a big deal I guess. But just now as I was using the bathroom, I'm sitting there chillin, minding and doing my business, I look to the floor and see the biggest fucking cockroach I had ever seen in my entire life. And I'm from New York. This thing looked like a god damn grasshopper. So I grab my NFL Shop catalog from the little magazine rack we have in the bathroom and smash the thing, then as I go to scoop it using the mag, its still moving, so I pound the damn thing into the floor and squish it to bits and it sticks to the magazine and leaves a nice mess on the recently retiled bathroom floor (my dad just finished redoing the whole bathroom actually).

TLDR: I'm pretty sure one of the seven plagues is starting to take over my house.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    picking my nose + eating the boogers

    yourclothes on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    it's god preemptively smiting you for dirtying an NFL Shop Catalog

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    must you be such a cunt to god's creatures?

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I smooshed a cockroach the other night with a blunt metal object (I think it was a spanner), and it exploded with this white goo substance all over the place. Was kinda gross and still twitching, so I flicked it between the gaps between the wooden planks on the back deck.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Also how big was this cockroach exactly, Goose?

    Up north we get massive ones, like 2 or 3 inches long. Pretty D:

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    we don't really get so many pests in the house because we have badass cats

    fun fact: I almost didn't notice that I typed pets instead of pests

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Clean your fucking house

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm kind of happy this isn't a shibby thread. You made me nervous with the thread title

    There's some sort of rabbit nest near my house that recently popped up. I've lived in this neighborhood for 20 years and have seen more bunnies in the past few months than in the rest of the time combined. It's only a matter of time before my dog catches one and I have to deal with an adorable carcass

    Whether it is a dog corpse or a rabbit corpse is yet to be determined

    Fiz on
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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fuck you, Bendery, my house is clean. The rats are from our neighbors. Our old neighbors used to tell us they had a rat problem. Apparently, the new ones inherited it. At the very least, we've never found them in the house and the dog brought it from the dividing gate between us and the neighbors so that is our assumption.
    the cheat wrote: »
    must you be such a cunt to god's creatures?

    Must god be such a cunt to have awful creatures?

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Goose! wrote: »
    Fuck you, Bendery, my house is clean. The rats are from our neighbors. Our old neighbors used to tell us they had a rat problem. Apparently, the new ones inherited it. At the very least, we've never found them in the house and the dog brought it from the dividing gate between us and the neighbors so that is our assumption.
    the cheat wrote: »
    must you be such a cunt to god's creatures?

    Must god be such a cunt to have awful creatures?

    oh now you're gonna get the rat-sized cockroaches and the dog-sized rats

    followed by the dog-sized rat-sized cockroaches

    the wook on
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can cope with most bugs, but maggots really get me. Oh god how I hate maggots D:
    White_maggot.JPG

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ugh maggots.

    Fruit flies are the most annoying things.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    Fuck you, Bendery, my house is clean. The rats are from our neighbors. Our old neighbors used to tell us they had a rat problem. Apparently, the new ones inherited it. At the very least, we've never found them in the house and the dog brought it from the dividing gate between us and the neighbors so that is our assumption.
    the cheat wrote: »
    must you be such a cunt to god's creatures?

    Must god be such a cunt to have awful creatures?

    oh now you're gonna get the rat-sized cockroaches and the dog-sized rats

    followed by the dog-sized rat-sized cockroaches

    calling god a cunt is a good way to supersize your infestation.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can cope with most bugs, but maggots really get me. Oh god how I hate maggots D:
    White_maggot.JPG

    FUCK
    why did i click that
    D:D:D:D:D:

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can cope with most bugs, but maggots really get me. Oh god how I hate maggots D:
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    Good source of protein!

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh come on a zoomed-in view of ANYTHING is gonna be pretty gross

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i just got back from albert tacos

    their food is always cold but at this hour my only choices are this or jack in the box

    i wanted to try something new and randomly picked "chili relleno plate" without knowing what the fuck it was

    this shit is gross

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    oh come on a zoomed-in view of ANYTHING is gonna be pretty gross

    even your face?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    oh come on a zoomed-in view of ANYTHING is gonna be pretty gross

    even your face?

    oh shiiiii-

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    oh come on a zoomed-in view of ANYTHING is gonna be pretty gross

    even your face?

    yeah

    anyone's face zoomed right in?

    ain't nobody pretty

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    especially her face

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    coldbird still looks good all zoomed in

    yourclothes on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    coldbird. wrote: »
    i just got back from albert tacos

    their food is always cold but at this hour my only choices are this or jack in the box

    i wanted to try something new and randomly picked "chili relleno plate" without knowing what the fuck it was

    this shit is gross
    wtf

    chili relleno is awesome

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    i wanna live inside coldbird's face

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    coldbird still looks good all zoomed in

    only if you're wearing anti-zoom glasses

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I saw the inside of some guy's head once. He wasn't wearing his seat belt when his van decided to go rolling down the road. That was pretty disgusting.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Was he alive at the time?

    Because that sounds like a rather uncomfortable experience.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    No, he was very obviously dead.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Well thats good.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It would probably suck living like Southpark's take on Britney Spears.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wonder

    at what level of magnification does it become impossible to distinguish scrotum skin from elbow skin?





    (obviously the humorous answer is "1X")

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    eeeeeeeeeeeew

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I suggest posting scrotum skin at 300x and working your way back to 1x in 10x increments. When you get banned, you'll know.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wonder how far you have to zoom out to make your cavernous vagina look small enough to

    why am i writing this

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My vagina only holds 300 bats, that isn't THAT cavernous.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    My vagina only holds 300 bats, that isn't THAT cavernous.

    hey toady, i noticed you have had a warhammer avatar for like the last six years. are you gonna play WAR with us?

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Possibly, after I get a computer that can run it at something greater than 3 frames per second. (Beta was horrible for me. Seriously)

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    i am having that problem right now. my new pc parts came broken... twice.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Speaking of dead rats and huge-ass cockroaches, how is Waffle House? I remember you porkpies talking about meeting there a while back... well there's a Waffle House near the guy's house who I'm staying with in Conroe, Texas.

    Also: No more hurricane, fuckers. What say you we have a meetup in Houston?

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Waffle House varies wildly from individual restaurant to individual restaurant.

    Your best bet is to go inside and take a look around. If it's a clean Waffle House, you'll know. If it's a nasty Waffle House, you'll know.

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