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So I've had a pretty ridiculously gross, pest filled day today.
I don't get too skeevy (if that's a word) about these things, but when they all happen in succession it just sort of weirds you out. So this afternoon my mom goes to let the dogs out and she is all oh my god. So I come to see what's up and there's a dead rat in our backyard, in the middle of our backyard. So I come and pick it up with the pooper scooper and drop it in the garbage. Then, around dinner time, I'm playing TF2 (my comp's by the back door), and my mom's out grilling with the two dogs. And the little one (Purebred Havanese) comes over with a present for my dear ole mom in his mouth: Another dead rat. He drops it right at her feet and she's shrieking out there. So I come out and scoop it up again and stick it in the garbage.
Like I said, not a big deal I guess. But just now as I was using the bathroom, I'm sitting there chillin, minding and doing my business, I look to the floor and see the biggest fucking cockroach I had ever seen in my entire life. And I'm from New York. This thing looked like a god damn grasshopper. So I grab my NFL Shop catalog from the little magazine rack we have in the bathroom and smash the thing, then as I go to scoop it using the mag, its still moving, so I pound the damn thing into the floor and squish it to bits and it sticks to the magazine and leaves a nice mess on the recently retiled bathroom floor (my dad just finished redoing the whole bathroom actually).
TLDR: I'm pretty sure one of the seven plagues is starting to take over my house.
I don't get too skeevy (if that's a word) about these things, but when they all happen in succession it just sort of weirds you out. So this afternoon my mom goes to let the dogs out and she is all oh my god. So I come to see what's up and there's a dead rat in our backyard, in the middle of our backyard. So I come and pick it up with the pooper scooper and drop it in the garbage. Then, around dinner time, I'm playing TF2 (my comp's by the back door), and my mom's out grilling with the two dogs. And the little one (Purebred Havanese) comes over with a present for my dear ole mom in his mouth: Another dead rat. He drops it right at her feet and she's shrieking out there. So I come out and scoop it up again and stick it in the garbage.
Like I said, not a big deal I guess. But just now as I was using the bathroom, I'm sitting there chillin, minding and doing my business, I look to the floor and see the biggest fucking cockroach I had ever seen in my entire life. And I'm from New York. This thing looked like a god damn grasshopper. So I grab my NFL Shop catalog from the little magazine rack we have in the bathroom and smash the thing, then as I go to scoop it using the mag, its still moving, so I pound the damn thing into the floor and squish it to bits and it sticks to the magazine and leaves a nice mess on the recently retiled bathroom floor (my dad just finished redoing the whole bathroom actually).
TLDR: I'm pretty sure one of the seven plagues is starting to take over my house.
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Up north we get massive ones, like 2 or 3 inches long. Pretty
fun fact: I almost didn't notice that I typed pets instead of pests
There's some sort of rabbit nest near my house that recently popped up. I've lived in this neighborhood for 20 years and have seen more bunnies in the past few months than in the rest of the time combined. It's only a matter of time before my dog catches one and I have to deal with an adorable carcass
Whether it is a dog corpse or a rabbit corpse is yet to be determined
Must god be such a cunt to have awful creatures?
oh now you're gonna get the rat-sized cockroaches and the dog-sized rats
followed by the dog-sized rat-sized cockroaches
Fruit flies are the most annoying things.
calling god a cunt is a good way to supersize your infestation.
FUCK
why did i click that
their food is always cold but at this hour my only choices are this or jack in the box
i wanted to try something new and randomly picked "chili relleno plate" without knowing what the fuck it was
this shit is gross
even your face?
oh shiiiii-
yeah
anyone's face zoomed right in?
ain't nobody pretty
chili relleno is awesome
only if you're wearing anti-zoom glasses
Because that sounds like a rather uncomfortable experience.
at what level of magnification does it become impossible to distinguish scrotum skin from elbow skin?
(obviously the humorous answer is "1X")
why am i writing this
hey toady, i noticed you have had a warhammer avatar for like the last six years. are you gonna play WAR with us?
Also: No more hurricane, fuckers. What say you we have a meetup in Houston?
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