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GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!!Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
I'm having my first drink tonight as I have just turned the legal age. What should I get? I was thinking either a pilsner or a Guinness, but some people have told me to get a Manhattan. However, due to medication, I'm thinking I should avoid hard liquor.

So, Wubble Woo, I ask you this: What was your first drink? Do you have any suggestions?

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    First drink was Smirnoff vodka in a water bottle.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hobo piss with vodka

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my first drink ever was a glass of straight bourbon

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    How high class are you going?

    High class Rum+Cokes are godly.

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  • TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    straight vodka. make sure it's cheap.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    have a cement mixer.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my first drink was a pint of mixed hard liquor it was awful

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My first drink was some plum sake.

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    Get something sweet and fruity so that you will actually enjoy it.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you have just turned legal age
    and you have never had a drink before
    and you are on the internet asking what to drink instead of drinking whatever you can already

    what the hell man
    for most people, turning legal just means they dont have to drink in parks anymore

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Congratulations?

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Get something sweet and fruity so that you will actually enjoy it.

    Jaegermeister

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    i would suggest miller light. it has been the best beer i have tasted. all others were piss. um, my first drink was probably some budwieser.

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    Yes, Jaeger and redbull. Many of them.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Screwdriver, cousin was all want some orange juice dog, and I was like hells yeah, I love orange juice. And i wondered why it smelled weird, then i saw the bottle of flash gordon vodka.

    I think thats what it was called.

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    How high class are you going?

    High class Rum+Cokes are godly.

    This.

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    i would suggest miller light. it has been the best beer i have tasted. all others were piss. um, my first drink was probably some budwieser.
    That's another month in the hole Luke.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my first legal drink was a glass of cabernet

    five years before that it was smirnoff and orange juice

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    hey I like Miller Light

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    There back-to-back-to-back shots of whisky.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    i would suggest miller light. it has been the best beer i have tasted. all others were piss. um, my first drink was probably some budwieser.
    That's another month in the hole Luke.

    ahahahahahahahaha

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  • i n c u b u si n c u b u s Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    How high class are you going?

    High class Rum+Cokes are godly.

    I HIGHLY concur with this. Get yourself a bottle of clear Bacardi crystal and a 2L bottle of Coke. Pour about a shot class full of rum in a glass of ice then fill the rest with coke. It's not to strong, it actually tastes great, and it'll get you buzzed with just one or two and gone within four.

    BTW my first drink was a bottle smirnoff ice.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My first drink was a classy brandy at age nine.

    I thought it was iced tea and grabbed it from my father's place at the christmas table.

    Then I puked.

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Air wrote: »
    you have just turned legal age
    and you have never had a drink before
    and you are on the internet asking what to drink instead of drinking whatever you can already

    what the hell man
    for most people, turning legal just means they dont have to drink in parks anymore

    I'm a law-abiding citizen, I guess. *shrug*

    Anyway... yeah. I'll see if they have any of the options you guys have listed. I'm going to be having it at the Irish Center. It will be rad 'cause an Irish band is playing tonight, too!

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my first drink was terrible, terrible Taaka vodka

    the first time I got plastered off that stuff I went into work the next day, used our hand sanitizer dispenser, and almost puked as I realized that it smelled identical to what I had been drinking the night before

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I found a 40oz bud light under my bed.

    I don't... remember having that.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    i would suggest miller light. it has been the best beer i have tasted. all others were piss. um, my first drink was probably some budwieser.
    That's another month in the hole Luke.

    gods be damned!

    what kind of beer do you like, fucker?

    ps, my first drink was like... eleven.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my first drink was a can of miller with my grandfather

    I think I was about 12

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    When I was like 5 my cousin and I snuck a sip from a bottle of Coors Light at a BBQ. We then spit it out right away and were thoroughly unimpressed. My opinion of Coors Light remains the same to this day.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    i would suggest miller light. it has been the best beer i have tasted. all others were piss. um, my first drink was probably some budwieser.
    That's another month in the hole Luke.

    gods be damned!

    what kind of beer do you like, fucker?

    ps, my first drink was like... eleven.

    That's like telling someone to try McDonalds if they've never had a burger before because you used to eat it all the time as a kid.


    Don't listen to this guy. You're better off drinking screwdrivers with shit vodka than wasting your time on budweiser.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Tequila

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    i would suggest miller light. it has been the best beer i have tasted. all others were piss. um, my first drink was probably some budwieser.
    That's another month in the hole Luke.

    gods be damned!

    what kind of beer do you like, fucker?

    ps, my first drink was like... eleven.
    I'm a big fan of Negra Modelo. I have been drinking a lot of Warsteiner Dunkel lately though.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I once had a party, and my 12 year old brother, who was supposed to be sleeping over a friend's house, came in while i was out driving (no license) my girlfriend home in my mom's car and walked in on a messload of my friends playing beer pong.

    So when I came home with more friends, we let him play.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think it's some kind of law that your first drink has to be something horrible and cheap

    My 2nd drink experience was a mixture of all the nearly-empty liquor bottles in a friend's kitchen

    This was also my first pot experience

    That was an interesting night

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    tequila is god damn tasty.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you don't count little sips when you didn't know any better

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    four horsemen

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  • i n c u b u si n c u b u s Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    When I was like 5 my cousin and I snuck a sip from a bottle of Coors Light at a BBQ. We then spit it out right away and were thoroughly unimpressed. My opinion of Coors Light remains the same to this day.

    My family drinks Coors Light by the gallon. Personally it tastes like water to me.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I tried a Corona the other day
    It was like having a hobo piss on my tongue

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My first drink was a fifth of jack daniels. There was probly some coke in there too.

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