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  • alivatnaalivatna Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i got absolutely destroyed the first time I drank at like, 16, from Jaeger. i hear so much praise for it but to this day the smell of it makes me nauseous... WHY did i have to ruin it for myself??

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wezoin wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Wezoin wrote: »
    Alright, go ask for a prairie fire... you won't regret it...

    Deeeeelish
    Someone ordered one of these for a friend of mine.

    They didn't know he had a really bad ulcer at the time.

    The end results were bad.

    edit: actually, thinking back I don't think it was an ulcer.

    It was a tear in his esophagus or something.

    What ever it was, the end result was coughing up blood. It was fairly horrible, and little frightening.

    yeah, someone ordered one for my friend a couple days ago...

    he smelled it before he took it, faked to drink it and poured it into an empty pitcher when the person wasn't looking...

    The waitress came by to pick up the empty pitchers, offered the last of the 'beer' around, and then just finished off what she thought was just a bit of beer in the bottom...

    Boy was she pissed off... Didn't even need the bouncers to throw us out

    Kinda unprofessional on the waitress' part to drink it, isn't it?

    Edited for bad grammar.
    Probably depends on where you're drinking at, I suppose.

    I would be horrified by it, but in some back water drinking establishment it might be the norm.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Wezoin wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Wezoin wrote: »
    Alright, go ask for a prairie fire... you won't regret it...

    Deeeeelish
    Someone ordered one of these for a friend of mine.

    They didn't know he had a really bad ulcer at the time.

    The end results were bad.

    edit: actually, thinking back I don't think it was an ulcer.

    It was a tear in his esophagus or something.

    What ever it was, the end result was coughing up blood. It was fairly horrible, and little frightening.

    yeah, someone ordered one for my friend a couple days ago...

    he smelled it before he took it, faked to drink it and poured it into an empty pitcher when the person wasn't looking...

    The waitress came by to pick up the empty pitchers, offered the last of the 'beer' around, and then just finished off what she thought was just a bit of beer in the bottom...

    Boy was she pissed off... Didn't even need the bouncers to throw us out


    She probably learned a lesson about finishing people's left over beer (which is kind of gross to do).
    A friend and I were
    at the bar we would also go to. A really cute hot girl was by herself with a pitcher. She got all her stuff and left half of the pitcher behind. I looked at my friend, and she told me not to do it. I ran over and filled up my glass. Best free beer I've ever had.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    alivatna wrote: »
    i got absolutely destroyed the first time I drank at like, 16, from Jaeger. i hear so much praise for it but to this day the smell of it makes me nauseous... WHY did i have to ruin it for myself??

    Don't buy in to the hype surrounding that stuff.

    MagicPrime on
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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wezoin wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Wezoin wrote: »
    Alright, go ask for a prairie fire... you won't regret it...

    Deeeeelish
    Someone ordered one of these for a friend of mine.

    They didn't know he had a really bad ulcer at the time.

    The end results were bad.

    edit: actually, thinking back I don't think it was an ulcer.

    It was a tear in his esophagus or something.

    What ever it was, the end result was coughing up blood. It was fairly horrible, and little frightening.

    yeah, someone ordered one for my friend a couple days ago...

    he smelled it before he took it, faked to drink it and poured it into an empty pitcher when the person wasn't looking...

    The waitress came by to pick up the empty pitchers, offered the last of the 'beer' around, and then just finished off what she thought was just a bit of beer in the bottom...

    Boy was she pissed off... Didn't even need the bouncers to throw us out


    She probably learned a lesson about finishing people's left over beer (which is kind of gross to do).
    A friend and I were
    at the bar we would also go to. A really cute hot girl was by herself with a pitcher. She got all her stuff and left half of the pitcher behind. I looked at my friend, and she told me not to do it. I ran over and filled up my glass. Best free beer I've ever had.

    Why didn't you go over while she was still there?

    MagicPrime on
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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    alivatna wrote: »
    i got absolutely destroyed the first time I drank at like, 16, from Jaeger. i hear so much praise for it but to this day the smell of it makes me nauseous... WHY did i have to ruin it for myself??
    A friend of mine brought a fifth of jager home once after he broke up with some girl.

    I was roped into drinking with him.

    We finished off the bottle in a few hours.

    Oh god, so fucking sick.

    mcp on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My first drink was a can of Olympia Beer at some house party in highschool.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Wezoin wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Wezoin wrote: »
    Alright, go ask for a prairie fire... you won't regret it...

    Deeeeelish
    Someone ordered one of these for a friend of mine.

    They didn't know he had a really bad ulcer at the time.

    The end results were bad.

    edit: actually, thinking back I don't think it was an ulcer.

    It was a tear in his esophagus or something.

    What ever it was, the end result was coughing up blood. It was fairly horrible, and little frightening.

    yeah, someone ordered one for my friend a couple days ago...

    he smelled it before he took it, faked to drink it and poured it into an empty pitcher when the person wasn't looking...

    The waitress came by to pick up the empty pitchers, offered the last of the 'beer' around, and then just finished off what she thought was just a bit of beer in the bottom...

    Boy was she pissed off... Didn't even need the bouncers to throw us out


    She probably learned a lesson about finishing people's left over beer (which is kind of gross to do).
    A friend and I were
    at the bar we would also go to. A really cute hot girl was by herself with a pitcher. She got all her stuff and left half of the pitcher behind. I looked at my friend, and she told me not to do it. I ran over and filled up my glass. Best free beer I've ever had.

    Why didn't you go over while she was still there?
    I should have, the three of us were talking when she started laughing at someone I told my friend. I think she left me the beer.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think Jaegar is ok as an occassional shot but when people go out for an evening and drink nothing but the stuff, I fail to see the appeal. Drink a beer fags.

    Bad-Beat on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i payed a dude a dollar to drink a shot of vodka mixed with parmeson cheese from papa johns

    Kovak on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    i payed a dude a dollar to drink a shot of vodka mixed with parmeson cheese from papa johns

    the rocky balboa

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    wow that basically sounds like the most sinister brew ever concocted

    i'd rather drink bongwater then that

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    i payed a dude a dollar to drink a shot of vodka mixed with parmeson cheese from papa johns

    the rocky balboa

    That sounds utterly revolting. Mostly because Papa John's sucks.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    we had just started drinking last night

    he got the full taste experience

    Kovak on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    i payed a dude a dollar to drink a shot of vodka mixed with parmeson cheese from papa johns

    the rocky balboa

    That sounds utterly revolting. Mostly because Papa John's sucks.

    But parmesan cheese from anywhere else? Awesome

    crimsoncoyote on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    wow that basically sounds like the most sinister brew ever concocted
    Speaking of that, three or four years ago I had a friend that worked at Applebees. I was his ride home so I'd walk in after closing and wait for him. A server would give me some water as I waited and a soda as I left.

    One night another friend tagged along. I got bored waiting for the other dude to get off work so I started throwing pretty much anything on the table in the water. Sugar, Salt, Ketchup, Mustard, Pepper. Anothr server said he'd pay me ten bucks to take a drink of it. I earned ten bucks, but when I got home I started puking my brains out, I don't know if it was worth the ten or not to this day.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    wow that basically sounds like the most sinister brew ever concocted
    Speaking of that, three or four years ago I had a friend that worked at Applebees. I was his ride home so I'd walk in after closing and wait for him. A server would give me some water as I waited and a soda as I left.

    One night another friend tagged along. I got bored waiting for the other dude to get off work so I started throwing pretty much anything on the table in the water. Sugar, Salt, Ketchup, Mustard, Pepper. Anothr server said he'd pay me ten bucks to take a drink of it. I earned ten bucks, but when I got home I started puking my brains out, I don't know if it was worth the ten or not to this day.
    Jesus christ, dude

    The worst thing I've ever drank was bongwater, and that was an accident. I puked all over the floor in about thirty seconds. Never drink the bongwater.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    If someone goes 'I bet you to ____' and the price is right I'll do it.

    Money is money.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If I paid you five rape dollars would you put your finger up your butt?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    to no one's surprise, we learn that Shibby can be bought on the cheap

    Druhim on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My friend gave me a drink of beer that he spat his cope juice into.

    I'm lucky I can't chug because as soon as it touched my tongue I spat it out.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    If I paid you five rape dollars would you put your finger up your butt?
    Uh thats not real currency, and thats not much of a challenge.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    If I paid you five rape dollars would you put your finger up your butt?
    Uh thats not real currency, and thats not much of a challenge.
    Well I'm not gonna pay you five real dollars to stick your finger up your butt, that's not a wise investment at all.

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  • WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    Wezoin wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Wezoin wrote: »
    Alright, go ask for a prairie fire... you won't regret it...

    Deeeeelish
    Someone ordered one of these for a friend of mine.

    They didn't know he had a really bad ulcer at the time.

    The end results were bad.

    edit: actually, thinking back I don't think it was an ulcer.

    It was a tear in his esophagus or something.

    What ever it was, the end result was coughing up blood. It was fairly horrible, and little frightening.

    yeah, someone ordered one for my friend a couple days ago...

    he smelled it before he took it, faked to drink it and poured it into an empty pitcher when the person wasn't looking...

    The waitress came by to pick up the empty pitchers, offered the last of the 'beer' around, and then just finished off what she thought was just a bit of beer in the bottom...

    Boy was she pissed off... Didn't even need the bouncers to throw us out

    Kinda unprofessional on the waitress' part to drink it, isn't it?

    Edited for bad grammar.
    Probably depends on where you're drinking at, I suppose.

    I would be horrified by it, but in some back water drinking establishment it might be the norm.

    She was just messing around, and everyone was so drunk already it didn't really matter.

    I at least thought it was pretty funny

    Wezoin on
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My friend gave me a drink of beer that he spat his cope juice into.

    I'm lucky I can't chug because as soon as it touched my tongue I spat it out.
    Once, when a friend an I were leaving the bar, he spotted a pepsi can sitting in the parking lot. He ran over and jumped on it.

    Much to my dismay, it was someone's spit can and juice and bits of tobacco splattered all over me.

    God it was fucking revolting.

    mcp on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hahahahaha

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    to no one's surprise, we learn that Shibby can be bought on the cheap
    I never said anything would be cheap, just that I can be bought for a certain amount.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    $10 is pretty fucking cheap

    if you still had any dignity, I'm sure you'd sell it for something relatively banal like a pizza.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    $10 is pretty fucking cheap

    if you still had any dignity, I'm sure you'd sell it for something relatively banal like a pizza.
    That was cheap, but not everything is going to be that cheap.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Supply and Demand, right Shibby? Now that we all know you're a scumbag who'll do revolting things for money you think you can up the price on us?

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my first drink was a shot of rum when I was barely 15

    I haven't had anything since

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I want to say mine was a glass of red wine

    I hated it

    I was like four

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  • cogellcogell Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    First drink was a vodka tonic. 16 oz glass, 12 oz of vodka, the rest was tonic/lime, all on ice. It was interesting. Then I had a glass of red wine, and a glass of white wine at a friend's graduation party. His dad was smashed, and didn't care that I was underage. My most recent drink, and my fourth ever, was a rum and coke that I had with two guys I didn't know. It was good. All of this was underage. I can't wait to turn 21, just two more years.

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  • TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    My friend gave me a drink of beer that he spat his cope juice into.

    I'm lucky I can't chug because as soon as it touched my tongue I spat it out.
    Once, when a friend an I were leaving the bar, he spotted a pepsi can sitting in the parking lot. He ran over and jumped on it.

    Much to my dismay, it was someone's spit can and juice and bits of tobacco splattered all over me.

    God it was fucking revolting.

    I had a friend who did the same thing with a can of mountain dew.

    except when he drank it it was full of piss.

    and he drank about half the can before realizing.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    last night i was pretty drunk

    i set my alarm for 8 pm instead of 8 am

    Kovak on
  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my first drink was a shot of rum when I was barely 15

    I haven't had anything since

    no wait, no

    I did have some vodka mixed with mango juice like a month later, but that was only because I had cottonmouth and it was the closest thing

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    I recommend a Gin and Tonic as your first drink

    bongi on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    vodka was my first drink

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    I recommend a Gin and Tonic as your first drink

    We want to incourage him to drink not be put off from it.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I haven't gotten so drunk I hurled yet. I'm pretty proud of myself.

    I came close on my birthday though.

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