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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I also shot a load into her eye once, which is funny and worrisome at the same time.

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    don't bring up my last girlfriend. She always responded after sex if I liked raping her, followed by a 'Daddy'. Weird in itself, but not the worst part. She would complain about me talking dirty to her during sex to my friends. But she would always say I raped her and call me daddy afterwards.

    I'm just o_O

    So not that I am desperate right now for meaningless sex but is this girl available?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Casper, if you're that hard up, find a hooker

    at least the hooker probably won't try to stab you because she thinks you ruined her childhood

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    not to mention you're fucking broken inside if you want shib's sloppy seconds

    ugh

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    don't bring up my last girlfriend. She always responded after sex if I liked raping her, followed by a 'Daddy'. Weird in itself, but not the worst part. She would complain about me talking dirty to her during sex to my friends. But she would always say I raped her and call me daddy afterwards.

    I'm just o_O

    So not that I am desperate right now for meaningless sex but is this girl available?
    Do you live in the state of Washington?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    not to mention you're fucking broken inside if you want shib's sloppy seconds

    ugh

    Dru you asshole, I'm eating here

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    don't bring up my last girlfriend. She always responded after sex if I liked raping her, followed by a 'Daddy'. Weird in itself, but not the worst part. She would complain about me talking dirty to her during sex to my friends. But she would always say I raped her and call me daddy afterwards.

    I'm just o_O

    So not that I am desperate right now for meaningless sex but is this girl available?
    Do you live in the state of Washington?

    sadly no.

    Tennessee is my home.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I normally don't really care about who a lover slept with before me because that's in the past and I'm not looking for a damn virgin

    but if I somehow discovered a lover had slept with shibby before she met me I'd consider cutting my dick off or just killing myself

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    not to mention you're fucking broken inside if you want shib's sloppy seconds

    ugh

    wow, when you put it like that.

    I really need to get stateside and go to a bar.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    a lover?

    oh dru you are so romantic

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry found out the girl he was dating was broken up with by Neuman and it ruined her forever

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm a pretty great Boyfriend guys, I make my girlfriends as happy and fell loved as I can.

    I traded in my Wii and games to take my last ex out to a great dinner. I'd give up everything I own to make someone I love feel special.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    a lover?

    oh dru you are so romantic

    I'd rather be pragmatic than naive

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    a lover?

    oh dru you are so romantic

    I'd rather be pragmatic than naive

    i'm swooning over here

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    a lover?

    oh dru you are so romantic

    I'd rather be pragmatic than naive

    i'm swooning over here

    let us know when your balls drop dude

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I've only had three actual girlfriends, the other 13 females have only been sexual encounters.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    With the average weight of the girls you fuck, I think that's closer to 30, shibby

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    A ha..haha...haha.

    You've never met or a seen a picture of such, so you can't really say.

    Actually, you might have a met. I know a few people have met an ex of mine at Comic con a couple years ago.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    was she the fat one hogging all the seats

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    No, she was the convention center

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    she was fat, she had a good personality until she went psycho an decided to cut my hand up in a rage when she didn't take her medication. She is the ex I still have had sex with after breaking up with her. She's easy to talk into doing stuff with.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    What
    the
    fuck

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    shibby are you fucking a mentally disabled girl

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    why am i even asking, you clearly are

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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    shibby, you've made my day with these posts

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    shibby are you fucking a mentally disabled girl
    I'm male. I just love someone I'm with deeply look past flaws. Including things I should never talk to them for.

    I'm that guy thats married to the abusive wife, why? Because when she isn't abusive I love her so much and can't imagine being with someone else. I'm that guy, that doesn't want to press charges.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    when I'm with someone, I'm with them 100%. Nothing could change it, I put them along with flaws above anything else.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    And then after you break up with them you abuse those flaws just so you could fuck them

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I've only fucked one girl after I broke with her. And that would be the crazy one I was with for a couple years.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    shibby are you fucking a mentally disabled girl
    I'm male. I just love someone I'm with deeply look past flaws. Including things I should never talk to them for.

    I'm that guy thats married to the abusive wife, why? Because when she isn't abusive I love her so much and can't imagine being with someone else. I'm that guy, that doesn't want to press charges.

    that's actually pretty depressing, shibby

    not to psychoanalyze since i don't even know you, but i used to be that guy and i've gotta say it doesn't speak very highly about your self esteem that you put up with these things

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i kinda resent the 'i'm male' thing

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i think the implication is that all guys make decisions with their dicks, which is only mostly true

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    you know what i hate?

    people who use the word "womyn" unironically

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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    you know what i hate?

    people who use the word "womyn" unironically

    Is "unironically" even a word.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Seg wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    you know what i hate?

    people who use the word "womyn" unironically

    Is "unironically" even a word.

    It's in the dictionary under "d".

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Can we stop talking about Shibby. It would do wonders for my soul.

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    shibby are you fucking a mentally disabled girl
    I'm male. I just love someone I'm with deeply look past flaws. Including things I should never talk to them for.

    I'm that guy thats married to the abusive wife, why? Because when she isn't abusive I love her so much and can't imagine being with someone else. I'm that guy, that doesn't want to press charges.

    that is kinda romantic

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    shibby are you fucking a mentally disabled girl
    I'm male. I just love someone I'm with deeply look past flaws. Including things I should never talk to them for.

    I'm that guy thats married to the abusive wife, why? Because when she isn't abusive I love her so much and can't imagine being with someone else. I'm that guy, that doesn't want to press charges.

    that is kinda romantic
    I love someone before I fell in love with them on first impression and then a few later impressions.

    But being with them for a while, they tend to turn into something else. Which I as well have turned into. I love them, but not what they've turned into. It's really said looking inti my part of the story.

    I look for someone that is me on the inside, they turn out to who I am on the outside. They try to be be 'inside' but all I can see who is outside.

    I often get into hour long arguments with my relations, because we're both too stubborn to admit either one of us is wrong. I'm too stubborn to get with someone who isn't. then again arguing leads to makeup sex, which is pretty fantastic.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh my head

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    God, I'm too drunk to explain what I look for in a girl.

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